Monkeys Fist

£10 million fee. £7m goes to club £1m goes to Willie Mckay £0.5m goes to player £1.5m goes in a brown bag to Souness. That about right?

We’re well aware of your preference for clothing related to the nethers.

Sorry to hear that mate.

Half of him did in ‘86.

Tbf, when Mrs. F. is working from home it does my fucking head in.

Comes from a lovely family, mind.

Pfft .

What, the snow will spread to Annitsford?

Can we just change this sites name to Snarktastic? It’s doing me head in.

I hope you took your tights off before you wet the bed.

Very kind of you, but I don’t agree with private healthcare. 😉

They know Gloomy is going, no point risking him for a lost cause

Did we ever find out if CT’s Roman/Viking drawer handle/cape clasp was worth anything or did it go on the rusty spoon mountain?

They’re just pissed off that their junior billionaire owner hasn’t spaffed his entire fortune on 15 managers and a squad full of disappointment yet.

Been up to Alnwick earlier and currently in Morpeth. I’ve never seen so many trees down on the side of the A1, Alnwick is like Isengard after The Ents fucked it’s shit up. Morpeth can fuck off though, they’re so far up themselves they can do their own dentistry.

RAYVIN IS CHARLES INSOMNIA

Clarko followed WUM pattern II to the absolute letter with this send off.

Because it’s all a lie and you were right all along. There.

I just realised watching it that Alan Hull’s mate, Terry Morgan, was my window cleaner. Put that in your pipe, anyone who likes famous people.

Who you gonna call, though?

RAYVON AND TRACY- SHABBA!

If Tindall can get hammered during a press conference, I’m sure you can get yourself wobbly before the game

That implies Bruce actually did the bare minimum, though.