Monkeys Fist

China might be the least of our worries if whatever’s dropping Elephants jumps to humans. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-africa-53273361 Elephant flu - imagine how much snot we’ll be sneezing out with that fucker!

“Amberlamps”

What about the second half?

Coronavirus: PM's father Stanley Johnson criticised for lockdown trip to Greece https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-53266552 One rule for us…

Do you want a clue?

Is Sonny still fucking their sister, or has Uncal Mick ruined her?

Leave supporting Tory cunts.

8 Ace then.

Alex outing himself as a tractor nerd. I used to like them, but gave it up and took up sucking away cooking vapours instead - I’m an ex tractor fan.

Do you see empty Fosters cans and used needles here? ANSWER THE QUESTION!

How the fuck did you know that?

There you go bringing facts in to it.

Huge back end, powerful as fuck, not too manoeverable?

Can’t think who you mean…

Russian tractors are where it’s at- might as well go all in on the evil regime crack. Look at this bitch…

Don’t let her near any boats…

Aye. I used to play this at sunset, on top of the cliffs, smoking a fatty, looking over this view. mint.

What a pair of cunts.

Me neither. Soundtrack is class too.

Make a Liver and Mussel phaal when it’s your turn on curry night. Hopefully they’ll never ask you again.

What does the Frau think?

You should be grateful the RAF bummers are still farting for freedom. Also… fuck.

Miggy!