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Monkeys Fist

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  1. China might be the least of our worries if whatever’s dropping Elephants jumps to humans. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-africa-53273361 Elephant flu - imagine how much snot we’ll be sneezing out with that fucker!
  2. Coronavirus: PM's father Stanley Johnson criticised for lockdown trip to Greece https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-53266552 One rule for us…
  3. Is Sonny still fucking their sister, or has Uncal Mick ruined her?
  4. Alex outing himself as a tractor nerd. I used to like them, but gave it up and took up sucking away cooking vapours instead - I’m an ex tractor fan.
  5. Do you see empty Fosters cans and used needles here? ANSWER THE QUESTION!
  6. Huge back end, powerful as fuck, not too manoeverable?
  7. Russian tractors are where it’s at- might as well go all in on the evil regime crack. Look at this bitch…
  8. Aye. I used to play this at sunset, on top of the cliffs, smoking a fatty, looking over this view. mint.
  9. Make a Liver and Mussel phaal when it’s your turn on curry night. Hopefully they’ll never ask you again.
  10. You should be grateful the RAF bummers are still farting for freedom. Also… fuck.
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