Monkeys Fist

And the bloke pointing out that the “Spitfire” on his left shoulder is a Messerschmidt 109.

Tidied

Any chance of a copy and paste for us skinflints?

About halfway through the lockdown I started squeezing pillows and our winter walking jackets. I’ve been feeling down ever since.

They need to call Spanish Granny for a renovation job.

Bit harsh there Renton, he was only trying to be positive and sunny.

I’m slightly disappointed that there’s no link to a shitty dissertation survey.

I was going to go out for a run, but I didn’t bother replying and became disabled.

I thought The Spy Who Didn’t Mind Me was average.

Mushroomed that for you.

Careful Toonpack- this is step 1 in his modus operandi. Next thing you know you’ll be roofied out of your mind in the back of a taxi, whilst he asks you to demonstrate your fingering technique on his Pink Instrument. Predatory.

I’ve just noticed that they’ve disrespected this journalist by spelling her name incorrectly. Left the T off the end of her surname.

Try Smeg, the new vegan spread-Medium- soft, runny when ripe, with optionally edible rind. Aroma of hobo’s crotch in a heatwave.

I’m often complimented on the texture of my nut-cheese.

You can spot drummers a mile off.

Hair on a G String? Womandolin? Pukelele?

Whatevs…

5 reasons Joelinton would love it in Yemen ( wherever the fuck it is, eh Mala?)

You’re tearing me apart City! Anyway, how’s your sex life?

Cumbrella?

“Homage”

“ Who won the Regional sports journalist of the year 2014 (The Pride of Trinity Mirror Awards)?”