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RIP The Knight Ryder has lost another valued ITK. Seemed a decent bloke, I wonder if his cunt brother will bother to show up at his funeral?
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She’s a bit old for your tastes, Craig.
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He’s using it to mop the sweat from his undermoob.
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Someone’s had too much cooking lager.
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t00nraider2 is such a wrongun he has to make plane noises to get his cock in his lass’s mouth.
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This is coming out in a week- Ghost ofTsushima It looks a lot like Assassins Creed in Japan, which is no bad thing. I’m tempted to get this before Last of Us 2, the ending of which I’ve had spoilt by some utter cunt.
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Goes well with Gin.
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Gets on my wick.… Ooer, missus.
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You haven’t seen HMHM’s Elton joke, then.
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You ok Hun? PM me.
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Since it’s Watford- Elton John was asked what kind of salad he’d like. “ Rocket Man!” Fuck off
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Trying to spot the pun here did my napa in.
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Very good Fish, batavia seen Dougle’s post above?
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That’s kos you can’t improve perfection ( I’d say this is a burn, but it’s only slightly chard).
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Little Gem of a comment there, Robin.
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Newcastle United: Club Sold To PCP - Official
Monkeys Fist replied to The Mighty Hog's topic in Newcastle Forum
Tubs smashing out his comment above… -
It seemed the logical progression.
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Michael Cohen, Trump's ex-lawyer, ordered back to jail https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-53357098 The Yanks are fucking weird when it comes “their rights”… Judge- ”You can serve the remainder of your sentence at home if you like?” Trump Cunt- ” Yes please” Judge- ” But, you can’t use social media until your time’s up…” Trump Cunt- ” Muh Twitter!! Fuck you, take me back to the COVID infested jail”.
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Newcastle United: Club Sold To PCP - Official
Monkeys Fist replied to The Mighty Hog's topic in Newcastle Forum
His daughter running out of best friends for him to shag while his Mrs. recovers from cancer? -
MFed your post.
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I understand his section about Bruce being a decent bloke etc, but he’s missed what I reckon is the majority feeling towards him. I loved Hughton, was bemused by JFK,I fucking despised Pardew with a seething passion, I was embarrassed by Dutch Schteve and Carver. Utterly in love with Rafa. I’m absolutely indifferent to Bruce, if I’m honest. When they engineered Rafa’s exit, the last shred of a fuck I gave went with him. edit; I’m sure he’s aware that so many fans just don’t care anymore, I’m just surprised he didn’t mention it.