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Monkeys Fist

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  1. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-50054044 I like his style- escape crazy house, want to rescue family left behind… but first, 5 beers please barman.
  2. That would go lovely with some Cheap Sunglasses. Oh yeah, etc etc.
  3. I’m amazed another club has fell for Uri Geller’s snake oil schtick.
  4. Cyrille Regis inducted into football's Hall of Fame https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-birmingham-50026575 Shame it didn’t happen while he was around to see it.
  5. It’ll be a fire risk in California unless they use a gallon of lube.
  6. Alexei Leonov- the first man to do a spacewalk, died aged 85. The tale of his space walk is pretty mental. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-50017409
  7. You can google precisely how talented she is.… … so I’m told
  8. Not as bad as whoever wrote this literary nails on a blackboard... “more typically used for boiling tea or pasta water” Boiling fucking tea???? I don’t even drink the stuff and I’m offended.
  9. I think even JRM thinks JRM looks like a fiddler.
  10. “You know, those are the opposite roads, that happens. I won't say it ever happened to me, but it did.” I put this through Google Translate and it came back “Language detected; Retard”
  11. Aye, worryingly, the strongest, (and thickest) advocates for it in my personal experience have all been 30-40s.
  12. Why the fuck would Arteta ( and Dyche and Hughton, Keane too),want anything to do with Netto FC ?
  13. I’d take a cheeky little civil war if it eradicates the 52%ers.
  14. Ba da da daaaah! Good times never seemed so good.
  15. I feel sorry for Fish Jr. Fish-“ I think the character progression between season 1 and 2 leaves a lot to be desired- what’s the motivation for him to keep returning to the garden, and why does he constantly fall over? Without a canonical origin, we’re just left hangin…” Mrs. Fish-“ It’s Iggle Piggle…Iggle fucking Piggle! “
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