Monkeys Fist

I wonder if there’s a reason that fire services don’t use heavily-loaded, extremely low-flying aircraft over densely populated capital cities?

I’m not sure how the fire started but I have a hunch…

You still on the St. Etiennes, Bonny lad?

Tbf, the Coventry lad asked the Mackem for his sister’s phone number. You cant just go asking a bloke for his wife’s number and not expect a slap

They’re just wounded that another club’s supporters don’t love them to bits, Marra.

Giving Coventry fans pelters here for shitting in a bag and hoying it down to the lower tier. I mean, who uses a bag when you have a shite in their stadium?

Sounds like you’re in a bad way.

Boom!

Tommy Smith: Liverpool great dies, aged 74 https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/47913937

RIP you tubby Twat.

As opposed to hating him for pissing away their inheritances on 750 hobbies per year.

It’d be terrible if he’d died or something. TERRIBLE.

He’s Canadian

Renton going full Buffalo Bill here

Oops. No, but I’ve had one or two of these. … which might explain why

With his tache?

Tbf to The Fat Cunt, he’s busy fighting over wanting to buy yet another failing High St. chain to further expand his Empire of Cuntery. Why the fuck would he bother with us?

Salmon wrapped in bacon for tea tonight, green beans and new potatoes. Schmecken schmecken , Bon appetit, down the hatch, smaklig måltid, etc.

Imagine being such a bamp that a country tells you to fuck off.

He wants to lay off the tabs, mind- the state of his ‘tache.

He fucking chattes that cunt. Voila.

She’s a bit Toulon in the tooth to worry about it, which, if I’m honest, Angers me a bit. She’s not as bad as my Anti bes(sy).