Monkeys Fist

Gettin!

They've just appointed Zola on two and a half year contract* http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/38322274 * foa Fish-verified, fact checked, link provided -

Do it with Champagne and "certain" posters will be changing their pantalons.

Like this, you mean?

Gemmill has been snapped consoling him. Happy Birthday Ginge.

Southend " You have been found guilty Mr. Custard, and I sentence you to play for Southend. Take him down. "

Let's.

Tallywhacker is what CT calls his button mushroom. Tailwater is what falls out of your arse the morning after too many of Parky's Waitrose Czech lagers.

If anybody can be arsed, this should go in the Gold section.

6-0 to us. We'll absolutely howk these fucking bampy non-entities.

I drove the family to Normandy last year, crossed to Dunkirk instead of Calais ( you might want to look at sailing from Portsmouth instead? Slightly longer drive through U.K. but it puts you right in Normandy). We stayed in an AirB&B just outside of Caen, which was great for our needs. Read up on The Normandy Landings, William the Conqueror and Asterix and Obelix before you go, as most of the tourist spots are focused on one/all of them. If you are driving from Calais/Dunkirk, you might want to plan a stopover in the Somme area if you're interested, since it's on the way and breaks up the drive.

Ffs! Useless cunts.

I think we should back off, defend the lead.

2-0! Fucking get in!

I detect Russian intervention in this poll.

Delusional tbh.

Sure I've mentioned this before, but there's a kid in my daughter's year at school called Aragorn. Ffs.

Home, mildly lashed, donkey cart avoided. Result