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What's that on his face - is he related to the headmistress in Uncle Buck?

There was a brief spell that was happening to me a few months ago but an updated Chrome sorted it. That sounds more like a core Android problem though.

Feeling a bit nervous this morning but not as much as in the past - I'm not sure whether that's good or bad...

They also had the archetypal loud black captain who was always threatening to take their badges and guns for not playing by the book.

It's a staged winter break thing - there are only 5 matches on the man city weekend as that was how we were drawn out then another 5 spread over the next weekend when we don't play.

Klopp, their players and the crowd all wanted a red for that - and of course no bookings for Van Dyk or Salah for asking for that or for asking for Joelinton to be booked. I think they are now angling to be promoted from level 1 to level 0 in my hierarchy of hatred (joining the mackems) - it's probably not healthy how much I hate everything about them.

All the best everyone.

You probably won't be surprised how many South Africans I work with "support" the cunts.

I have a vague memory of seeing that joke on a tribute to Tony Hancock when they showed a clip of "Hancock's half hour" which was in black and white as fuck to coin a phrase.

Mercer is held up as some kind of "decent" tory because he backs "our boys". What this really means is a carte blanche to commit war crimes followed by abandonment to PTSD and homelessness. He's just another cunt.

Points spread is tight though - if we can turn it around we'll be well placed.

Didn't Phillips play for England during the last break? If he did that would suggest a modicum of fitness...

Bit harsh considering what's happened with Tonali and Barnes.

Are we allowed to slag Almiron now?

If this is given we've been fucked over for Isak's.

I knew we'd end up being the supporting cast in a story. Would much rather be the villains of the piece. And I'll say it - Townsend is a coward who left us as soon as he could - fuck the cunt.

Lower league camera position.

With an eye on the bloke being alright, we need to rise above all this stuff about Lockyer and beat these cunts.

Draw not bad.

Is the requirement to put 100 pens past the lasses team's keeper?

Is there an opposite gif from the Lisa Kudrow one where the caption is "That is information every fucker on the planet knew"...

It makes me laugh when they talk about that "Spursy" thing of fucking things up and I always think try watching NUFC for 40 odd years you cunts.

I'd also like to say I thought Trippier had balls the size of Buster Gonad's when he went up to take a pen. Shame about the miss but hats off anyway.

Mick Harford winner in 1980 - he scored after about 8 minutes and we held on exactly like tonight but made it. I think Kevin Carr might even have saved a pen - it resurfaced in my brain in the context of tonight and Saturday.

I'm more concerned about how shit Almiron is. I'd be tempted to try Tino there on Saturday.