Monkeys Fist 38866 Posted March 30, 2021 Share Posted March 30, 2021 36 minutes ago, TheGingerQuiff said: And salami is fucking SHIT on a pizza. Put it on, sparingly and cut very thinly, straight after it comes out of the oven. Amazing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 14083 Posted March 30, 2021 Share Posted March 30, 2021 Howay lads, this is where it's at. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34681 Posted March 30, 2021 Author Share Posted March 30, 2021 Glorified sausage sarnies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGingerQuiff 2412 Posted March 30, 2021 Share Posted March 30, 2021 (edited) I'm just surprised that such a winning formula has been modified so heavily by pretty much every nation that's adopted it. Edited March 30, 2021 by TheGingerQuiff Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGingerQuiff 2412 Posted March 30, 2021 Share Posted March 30, 2021 Moral of the story, "authentic" and "superior" mean different things, snobs! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 13883 Posted March 30, 2021 Share Posted March 30, 2021 Pizza isn’t Italian anyway. Its Neapolitan. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 26506 Posted March 30, 2021 Share Posted March 30, 2021 Toonpack has clearly never sampled the delights of Asda Smart Price Duck Pizza as a starter on a Friday night. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGingerQuiff 2412 Posted March 30, 2021 Share Posted March 30, 2021 Did "smart price" embellish the point you're trying to make there at all, snob? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGingerQuiff 2412 Posted March 30, 2021 Share Posted March 30, 2021 9 minutes ago, Tom said: Pizza isn’t Italian anyway. Its Neapolitan. I doubt they eat it on Everest mate Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGingerQuiff 2412 Posted March 30, 2021 Share Posted March 30, 2021 You fuckers will be queuing round the block when someone starts selling authentic victorian Gruel Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38866 Posted March 30, 2021 Share Posted March 30, 2021 Pizza was invented in a clinic in Wuhan. WAKE UP SHEEPLE! 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 30487 Posted March 30, 2021 Share Posted March 30, 2021 I didn’t find Florence particularly expensive like. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Isegrim 8881 Posted March 30, 2021 Share Posted March 30, 2021 10 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said: Pizza was invented in a clinic in Wuhan. WAKE UP SHEEPLE! Pizzas aren’t actually flat either. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 14083 Posted March 30, 2021 Share Posted March 30, 2021 1 minute ago, Isegrim said: Pizzas aren’t actually flat either. They are if you put them under enough denpressure. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGingerQuiff 2412 Posted March 30, 2021 Share Posted March 30, 2021 12 minutes ago, Alex said: I didn’t find Florence particularly expensive like. Not the Florence smart price stuff, anyway! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Isegrim 8881 Posted March 30, 2021 Share Posted March 30, 2021 6 minutes ago, Meenzer said: They are if you put them under enough denpressure. 50 cent ate pizza 5 times and died, 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38866 Posted March 30, 2021 Share Posted March 30, 2021 How can pizzas cook in a vacuum? I’ve never seen it with my own eyes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 19844 Posted March 30, 2021 Share Posted March 30, 2021 5 hours ago, Gemmill said: I bet this dirty cunt likes doner meat on his. There was this ropey old pizza place I used to order from during student days which did a doner pizza. The same place did a four cheeses where one the cheeses was cottage 🤢 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 13883 Posted March 30, 2021 Share Posted March 30, 2021 Fucking hell I knew a lad at Uni who’d get a takeaway when he was pissed and then he’d make himself sick on the way home every time. At one stage I’m sure a few of his mates were joining in Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38866 Posted March 30, 2021 Share Posted March 30, 2021 25 minutes ago, Dr Gloom said: one the cheeses was cottage 🤢 So they told you- pizza smegiano 3 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 9256 Posted March 31, 2021 Share Posted March 31, 2021 8 hours ago, Alex said: I didn’t find Florence particularly expensive like. Neither did Dylan and Dougal 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 9022 Posted March 31, 2021 Share Posted March 31, 2021 18 hours ago, thebrokendoll said: if the best meal you've ever had in your life was in florence, then it's safe to assume you must be fucking loaded mate. florence... some nice buildings, shitloads of giant fuck off rats swimming about in the arno and a population hell bent on ripping you off of every euro you own with the most extortionate prices anywhere in europe outside of switzerland! It's not that expensive man. Got a good deal on accommodation, the woman who worked where we were staying gave us a map where she'd written on notes of where to go, what to avoid and all that. We ate amazing food for reasonable prices and took in the museums and galleries, even got to see some opera singers perform arias in a small church. Just avoided buying anything on the Bridge, took a picnic up Michaelangelo's hill, had breakfast at the place we were staying. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 9022 Posted March 31, 2021 Share Posted March 31, 2021 18 hours ago, Toonpack said: OK so I should have said shortcrust pastry, you wouldn't make a beef wellington with choux pastry now would you. Look Italian food is nice apart from Pizza which is massively over-rated (and nowt nor something). I feel bad that you've never had good pizza. There are two excellent pizza places near me, and we make our own. Genuinely tempted to get a pizza oven in the back garden. If you're based in Newcastle, I'm sure some on here could direct you to an excellent place for a slice of wonderful. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonpack 6899 Posted March 31, 2021 Share Posted March 31, 2021 3 minutes ago, The Fish said: I feel bad that you've never had good pizza. There are two excellent pizza places near me, and we make our own. Genuinely tempted to get a pizza oven in the back garden. If you're based in Newcastle, I'm sure some on here could direct you to an excellent place for a slice of wonderful. I have had plenty that purport to be "good pizza" always thoroughly underwhelming. Choice of last resort on any menu for me. Nearest I ever got was 100% homemade, using eldest sons Scotch Bonnet chilli ketchup as tomato base. (not overly hot but flavour came through, scotch bonnet the king of chilli's for me). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 9022 Posted March 31, 2021 Share Posted March 31, 2021 (edited) 4 minutes ago, Toonpack said: I have had plenty that purport to be "good pizza" always thoroughly underwhelming. Choice of last resort on any menu for me. Nearest I ever got was 100% homemade, using eldest sons Scotch Bonnet chilli ketchup as tomato base. (not overly hot but flavour came through, scotch bonnet the king of chilli's for me). What the fuck? Couldn't find tomatoes, used chilli pepper ketchup instead. Then I couldn't find pizza base, so just used a folded up Ikea bag. And then I couldn't find cheese, so I just jizzed on the top. Jesus Christ, I might have to phone the Italian embassy to apologise. Honestly, if you need heat, there's bound tobe a place that does Nduja and gorgonzola, or wild boar and green chillis, or something. Edited March 31, 2021 by The Fish Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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