Christmas Tree 3997 Posted January 21, 2022 Share Posted January 21, 2022 2 hours ago, Dr Gloom said: she is capable of making humble veggies sing 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 19824 Posted January 21, 2022 Share Posted January 21, 2022 You know where you can stick that cherry tomato don’t you 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 30409 Posted January 21, 2022 Share Posted January 21, 2022 Gloom sometimes forgets he’s not still chilling at the water cooler with his office colleagues and forgets to alter his language accordingly 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 30409 Posted January 21, 2022 Share Posted January 21, 2022 I remember when I was in the office down in London pre-covid and they were talking about vegan cheese and there was a consensus that nut-based ones were the best. It was like being back in the classroom where I couldn’t look at Kev, the lad I used to travel down from newcastle with, who was sat opposite. Because I knew if I did I would just start pissing myself laughing 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 19824 Posted January 21, 2022 Share Posted January 21, 2022 23 minutes ago, Renton said: So there's recipes with tofu, pistachio, and coconut on this page now. Three fine ingredients. Philistine Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 17777 Posted January 21, 2022 Share Posted January 21, 2022 Never personally had nice tofu. Don't dislike it its just meh to me. Including at vegan restaurants. I reckon if I was veggie or heavens forbid vegan I'd just stick to vegetables and pulses rather than meat substitutes. Stuff with texture not pretending to be something else. Pistachio and coconut are just personal dislikes. I'd love Thai food were it not for the stupid amounts of coconut they put in it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 30409 Posted January 21, 2022 Share Posted January 21, 2022 Renton missing Asprilla already I see 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34462 Posted January 21, 2022 Author Share Posted January 21, 2022 Applying for the role by the look of it. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38763 Posted January 21, 2022 Share Posted January 21, 2022 I’m having marine tofu-alternative with julienned tubers.… … with salt and vinegar and scraps. Giddup! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 14055 Posted January 21, 2022 Share Posted January 21, 2022 I actually did have a stir-fry with crispy tofu tonight. It'll be back to the supermarket pizza tomorrow though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 26830 Posted January 21, 2022 Share Posted January 21, 2022 2 hours ago, Alex said: I remember when I was in the office down in London pre-covid and they were talking about vegan cheese and there was a consensus that nut-based ones were the best. It was like being back in the classroom where I couldn’t look at Kev, the lad I used to travel down from newcastle with, who was sat opposite. Because I knew if I did I would just start pissing myself laughing Had a redundancy meeting in the boardroom a few years ago with a few of us and a recruitment consultant there to 'help' us and give a talk etc, anyway, one lad who was a canny enough kid but a bit of a Knacker talked absolute gubbins to her and she was being polite and everyone was saying fuck all until he reckoned his mother told him there was no rush to get a new job, (he had two kids but was split up) but his dad said you need to get yourself sorted ASAP. The second he eventually rested his gums I piped up, 'Aye, they reckon mamma used to say, take your time young man' and we all had a good laugh but..... afterwards I was sitting next to a mate and for some reason the laughs at 'stonehenge' wouldn't leave us. I literally couldn't look at the cunt and in the corner of my eye he was on the verge of losing his shit as the lass was giving her talk, slightly irritated already by the mamma used to say interruption so eventually I gave up, kicked the cunt in the leg, got eye contact and it was basically the scene from life of Brian/biggus dickus. Cool story bro and all that shite but fuck me, the tears were rolling down. The lass was feeeewming. (Knacker was oblivious he'd caused it all). 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 9228 Posted January 22, 2022 Share Posted January 22, 2022 Fuck's Sake! This transfer window is not going well is it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 19824 Posted January 22, 2022 Share Posted January 22, 2022 14 hours ago, Alex said: I remember when I was in the office down in London pre-covid and they were talking about vegan cheese and there was a consensus that nut-based ones were the best. It was like being back in the classroom where I couldn’t look at Kev, the lad I used to travel down from newcastle with, who was sat opposite. Because I knew if I did I would just start pissing myself laughing Vegan cheese is rank. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38763 Posted January 22, 2022 Share Posted January 22, 2022 5 hours ago, RobinRobin said: Fuck's Sake! This transfer window is not going well is it? I blame the Tofu- fryers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 30409 Posted January 22, 2022 Share Posted January 22, 2022 25 minutes ago, Dr Gloom said: Vegan cheese is rank. I don’t think I’ve ever had it tbh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 19824 Posted January 22, 2022 Share Posted January 22, 2022 2 minutes ago, Alex said: I don’t think I’ve ever had it tbh Some vegan sausages and burgers are decent these days. Cheese is just one of those things that can’t be reproduced. Had some on a pizza once and it was vile. Doesn’t really melt, just sits there on top of the base in a splodge. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 8989 Posted January 26, 2022 Share Posted January 26, 2022 You had jack fruit or banana blossom as a meat substitute? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34462 Posted January 26, 2022 Author Share Posted January 26, 2022 Jack fruit is VILE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 12767 Posted January 26, 2022 Share Posted January 26, 2022 Aye, I once sat when someone had a jack fruit and vegan cheese pizza and Iceland would have been ashamed to have it on their shelves in 2004’s horse meat days. Was like someone 3D printed a pizza from memory 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 30409 Posted January 26, 2022 Share Posted January 26, 2022 I’ve done some stuff with jackfruit before. It’s odd. It looks like a tin of tuna when you open it, it smells like fruit salad and has virtually no taste. It’s a bit of a faff I think for what it is. I did a jerk sort of stir fry with it. It was nice but its meant to be ‘the vegan pulled pork’ because it looks a bit like it when it’s cooked. I think the texture is much more like mushrooms though. 99 times out of 100 I’d make the same / a similar meal with mushrooms instead. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 30409 Posted January 26, 2022 Share Posted January 26, 2022 (edited) I think banana blossom is deep fried in batter and meant as a cod-like fish substitute. I’ve never had it before though. I’ll tell what’s fucking amazing though (veggie not vegan obviously) the deep fried halloumi from Coastline Fish and Chips next to the beach huts at Blyth. You can feel your arteries clogging up with every bite. Edited January 26, 2022 by Alex 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34462 Posted January 26, 2022 Author Share Posted January 26, 2022 Banana blossom is what I call my spunk. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 8989 Posted January 26, 2022 Share Posted January 26, 2022 2 hours ago, Gemmill said: Banana blossom is what I call my spunk. Why, because it has similar texture to meat?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 12767 Posted January 26, 2022 Share Posted January 26, 2022 I assumed because it was yellow and stringy 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34462 Posted January 26, 2022 Author Share Posted January 26, 2022 Do these seem like the most likely explanations, you silly penises. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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