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"Our biggest problem all season has been evident - we have to create more of a threat in the opponent's area. We have to look at it and analyse it. Maybe change is sometimes for the best."

 

analyse it?

 

you've got a £40m striker (i know) who hasn't scored a goal for 2000 minutes.

you've got another fucker who's perpetually injured and shite anyway.

another fucker who's in competition with carroll to rack up the most time in the treatment room but can't score in the top flight anyway.

 

you had 31 days to tell your mate lee to get on the phone and get mikey to buy somebody to score a goal, but instead you claim there's nowt better out there than what we've got.

 

you fucking fat, complicit halfwit.

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3 hours ago, thebrokendoll said:

"Our biggest problem all season has been evident - we have to create more of a threat in the opponent's area. We have to look at it and analyse it. Maybe change is sometimes for the best."

 

Literally said last week we don't have the players to change it. He's getting desperate.

 

Expect Manquillo, Gayle and Hayden to come in next week. In exactly the same formation and tactics

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Fantastic how "unbeaten in seven games" has changed to "won one game in nine"...

Any other manager than the friendly dinosaur would get slaughtered for his work from the media.

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1 hour ago, Isegrim said:

Fantastic how "unbeaten in seven games" has changed to "won one game in nine"...

Any other manager than the friendly dinosaur would get slaughtered for his work from the media.

On Final Score yesterday Leon Osman was repeating the bollocks about what a great job he’d done. 

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Luke Edwards claiming he couldn’t reply to anything football-related on Twitter yesterday because he was out with friends on the piss :lol: 

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20 minutes ago, Alex said:

On Final Score yesterday Leon Osman was repeating the bollocks about what a great job he’d done. 

 

Funny how it's always bang average\shit players that defend bang average\shit managers :rolleyes:

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6 minutes ago, Sonatine said:

 

Funny how it's always bang average\shit players that defend bang average\shit managers :rolleyes:

The same bloke wouldn’t be happy if Bruce was managing Everton though 

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37 minutes ago, Alex said:

On Final Score yesterday Leon Osman was repeating the bollocks about what a great job he’d done. 

Same with the commentators on the live stream. It’s almost like none of them have actually watched our matches.

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17 minutes ago, Kevin Carr's Gloves said:

Am I right in saying we’re just 3 points better off than last season now?

Aye. Just checked 

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1 hour ago, Kevin Carr's Gloves said:

Am I right in saying we’re just 3 points better off than last season now?

 

 

I wonder where all the so called experts who were shouting off their gobs off about the "points at the same stage of the season" are hiding ? 

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the usually reliable george caulkin seems to have ruffled a few feathers on his twitter by stating that bruce isn't the problem at nufc...

 

Steve Bruce isn’t the problem at #NUFC. Each game, each result is portrayed as a referendum on his management and another week goes by, ignoring the bigger picture ... that the club is built to fail and that’s exactly what’s happening. Nobody can be surprised by that, surely?
 
i think as a stand alone statement it's fair enough, we all know ashley is the biggest cunt, however bruce is far from deserving of much defence, if you willingly play with fire george, there's a reasonable chance you'll get burned.
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Bruce is utterly complicit just by dint of taking the job itself. There’s no secret to what Ashley stands for. He’s floundering after a run of astonishingly fortunate results. Bruce is disloyal and useless. He gets jobs because of his affable Geordie persona, he genuinely appears to be popular in English football circles including and importantly sections of the media. His record tells its own story though, yesterday was the 300th game he’s lost as a manager.

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Bruce is the symptom rather than the cause. He isn’t doing a particularly bad job by his own standards, it’s just that those standards are ridiculously low.

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1 hour ago, ewerk said:

Bruce is the symptom rather than the cause. He isn’t doing a particularly bad job by his own standards, it’s just that those standards are ridiculously low.

Considering the shit Rafa left him and joelinton was bought before his arrival it's a miracle we have the points we've got. 

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