Besty 4 Posted July 24, 2014 Share Posted July 24, 2014 Aberdeen just knocked FC Groningen out of the Europa League after a 2-1 win at the Euroborg. Naturally ecstatic! Real Sociedad up next. We're gonna get fingered Ouch, canny draw that. They still got Griezmann? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JJ 0 Posted July 24, 2014 Share Posted July 24, 2014 Ouch, canny draw that. They still got Griezmann? He's still there. Hopefully he gets sold before next Thursday though. I'm sure if he does get sold though some other guys will run absolute rings round us! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 336 Posted July 30, 2014 Author Share Posted July 30, 2014 It's 7.50am and I've just arrived at work for a day of mandatory training. I feel like a vampire who's been made to leave the house in daylight. Death by PowerPoint - what a way to spend a beautiful day Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4003 Posted July 30, 2014 Share Posted July 30, 2014 what's the training? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 14132 Posted July 30, 2014 Share Posted July 30, 2014 "How to resist shoving that tube in a little too hard when your patient calls you a Mackem" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 336 Posted July 30, 2014 Author Share Posted July 30, 2014 Kill me now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 39071 Posted July 30, 2014 Share Posted July 30, 2014 Oof! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 336 Posted July 30, 2014 Author Share Posted July 30, 2014 You'd kinda think I'd know this stuff by now after 20yrs in the job, but no, they make us do it. I'll never get this day back.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 39071 Posted July 30, 2014 Share Posted July 30, 2014 At least you've got 15 minutes of food hygiene to look forward to. " always wash your hands after handling raw patient " " everything looks better with a cherry tomato on top". Then 14 minutes kip. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4003 Posted July 30, 2014 Share Posted July 30, 2014 You'd kinda think I'd know this stuff by now after 20yrs in the job, but no, they make us do it. I'll never get this day back.... Yup, but those folks in HR and training need to justify their existence. Have fun Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 20038 Posted July 30, 2014 Share Posted July 30, 2014 Equality, diversity and human rights sounds a laugh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jill 0 Posted July 30, 2014 Share Posted July 30, 2014 That bit after the last tea break looks like it has potential to draaaag. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 27370 Posted July 30, 2014 Share Posted July 30, 2014 It's 7.50am and I've just arrived at work for a day of mandatory training. I feel like a vampire who's been made to leave the house in daylight. Death by PowerPoint - what a way to spend a beautiful day I'm crawling through a confined spaces in a plant attaching plastic carriers to fixed pins on a chain. There's a spring, a washer, the carrier then another washer and a nut. I've got about 3,000 to do and I've got a ratchet, a head light and a big pair of balls. Fancy a swap? (job, not bollocks. I'm quite attached to them and they wouldn't look right on you.*). *open goal for MF that last line. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 12863 Posted July 30, 2014 Share Posted July 30, 2014 I'm going to Sheffield to watch the toon and get on the peeve zaza Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 27370 Posted July 30, 2014 Share Posted July 30, 2014 I fancied that, always enjoyed our games in Sheffield. Jammy twat, have a pint for me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inochi 0 Posted July 30, 2014 Share Posted July 30, 2014 Back at work. Tired. Shit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 336 Posted July 30, 2014 Author Share Posted July 30, 2014 Please will someone put me out of my misery.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 35306 Posted July 30, 2014 Share Posted July 30, 2014 I for one am pleased to see the NHS keeping up a strong approach to CPD. I don't want some ring rusty nurse, 20 years out of college, administering my anaesthetics. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 336 Posted July 30, 2014 Author Share Posted July 30, 2014 Ferk hyoooooouuu!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 20038 Posted July 30, 2014 Share Posted July 30, 2014 I fancied that, always enjoyed our games in Sheffield. Jammy twat, have a pint for me. Great town. I've fond memories of the place Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 12863 Posted July 31, 2014 Share Posted July 31, 2014 I fancied that, always enjoyed our games in Sheffield. Jammy twat, have a pint for me. Aye, always decent crack down here. Had a "Chuck Norris" shot at my mate's insistence. 60% Tabasco, 40% Grenadine. Nearly blew me fucking tash off. Got me right in the mood for the 80s shite they were playing though. Was like a young CT, cutting radge shapes to Heart of Glass, my throat hotter than the sun. Students didn't kna where to put themselves Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChezGiven 0 Posted July 31, 2014 Share Posted July 31, 2014 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 16951 Posted July 31, 2014 Share Posted July 31, 2014 I for one am pleased to see the NHS keeping up a strong approach to CPD. I don't want some ring rusty nurse, 20 years out of college, administering my anaesthetics. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 336 Posted July 31, 2014 Author Share Posted July 31, 2014 You're all safe knowing that when I go to work tonight I'll be full of new knowledge.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 26738 Posted July 31, 2014 Share Posted July 31, 2014 You should really ask them to clarify a few points around that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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