The Fish 9022 Posted December 30, 2013 Share Posted December 30, 2013 Ill and pulled my groin/thigh when coughing Sounds like a comedy football injury Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gejon 2 Posted December 30, 2013 Share Posted December 30, 2013 Not even close to funny for me but I can see why Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38866 Posted December 30, 2013 Share Posted December 30, 2013 Always leave go when you cough. Always. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34681 Posted January 2, 2014 Share Posted January 2, 2014 First day back at work, so in utterly devastated mode. I have this real problem with the Christmas holidays where I: - build it up to be something it can't possibly live up to throughout December - spend most of it counting down towards the dread of returning to work - get to the end of it, lamenting the fact that it wasn't as good as I thought it would be and getting all sentimental wishing I could do it all again Fucking pathetic basically. I'm sure I'm not the only one that does at least a version of this, but what a crushing day it turns today into. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaddockLad 14642 Posted January 2, 2014 Share Posted January 2, 2014 Couldve gone in today but been up most of the night with toothache, the only sober days I've had since the Monday before Christmas have been when I drove to and from my folks place, so chances of sleep last night were nil last night anyway due to a sever case of the heebeegeebees. Need root canal work on my tooth (£400) and got to see the accountant later as shes fucked up and HMRC want another £400 off me. Also Newcastle United have lost their last two games. Happy fuckin new year!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 3997 Posted January 2, 2014 Share Posted January 2, 2014 First day back at work, so in utterly devastated mode. I have this real problem with the Christmas holidays where I: - build it up to be something it can't possibly live up to throughout December - spend most of it counting down towards the dread of returning to work - get to the end of it, lamenting the fact that it wasn't as good as I thought it would be and getting all sentimental wishing I could do it all again Fucking pathetic basically. I'm sure I'm not the only one that does at least a version of this, but what a crushing day it turns today into. I enjoy the few days build up and the day itself, but as soon as it's over I'm like an excited puppy anticipating the arrival of spring and all the plans I have for the warmer weather. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 3997 Posted January 2, 2014 Share Posted January 2, 2014 Couldve gone in today but been up most of the night with toothache, the only sober days I've had since the Monday before Christmas have been when I drove to and from my folks place, so chances of sleep last night were nil last night anyway due to a sever case of the heebeegeebees. Need root canal work on my tooth (£400) and got to see the accountant later as shes fucked up and HMRC want another £400 off me. Also Newcastle United have lost their last two games. Happy fuckin new year!! Bugger. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 13883 Posted January 2, 2014 Share Posted January 2, 2014 I enjoy the few days build up and the day itself, but as soon as it's over I'm like an excited puppy anticipating the arrival of spring and all the plans I have for the warmer weather. Kind of feels like winter hasn't really started yet! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 19844 Posted January 2, 2014 Share Posted January 2, 2014 december doesn't count as winter because you have the christmas piss up season to look forward to. jan-march are the cold, bleak and skint months. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 27017 Posted January 2, 2014 Share Posted January 2, 2014 First day back at work, so in utterly devastated mode. I have this real problem with the Christmas holidays where I: - build it up to be something it can't possibly live up to throughout December - spend most of it counting down towards the dread of returning to work - get to the end of it, lamenting the fact that it wasn't as good as I thought it would be and getting all sentimental wishing I could do it all again Fucking pathetic basically. I'm sure I'm not the only one that does at least a version of this, but what a crushing day it turns today into. Not too dissimilar to myself. Couldve gone in today but been up most of the night with toothache, the only sober days I've had since the Monday before Christmas have been when I drove to and from my folks place, so chances of sleep last night were nil last night anyway due to a sever case of the heebeegeebees. Need root canal work on my tooth (£400) and got to see the accountant later as shes fucked up and HMRC want another £400 off me. Also Newcastle United have lost their last two games. Happy fuckin new year!! Ask your accountant if she knows what herself, a Pelican and the HMRC all have in common? If she says 'no' then inform her that they can all stick their bills up their arse before hanging up. (Hope you sort your tooth out ok for less than fucking £400 as well!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jill 0 Posted January 2, 2014 Share Posted January 2, 2014 I had an absolutely rank day at work today like. Woke up at between 3-4am and couldn't get back to sleep so was shattered to begin with, then had a ridiculously busy day and hurried straight out the door at 5 leaving a mountain of stuff to get through tomorrow. Then on the bus home a little girl sitting near me announced "daddy, I feel sick.." If she'd gone ahead and done it, it really would've summed the day up perfectly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 19844 Posted January 3, 2014 Share Posted January 3, 2014 Crap mood. Post Christmas holiday blues combined with a bairn with flu that's been up all night coughing after having febrile convulsions the other evening, something the doctor reckons is quite common but is still bloody scary to witness. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 336 Posted January 3, 2014 Author Share Posted January 3, 2014 I don't even know what day it is! Yesterday morning felt like a Sunday and today feels like a Saturday. Just had a fucker of a night at work too so am glad to be finished Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 9022 Posted January 3, 2014 Share Posted January 3, 2014 Absolutely shattered, last couple of nights I've not slept well at all. Really restless, bad dreams, lock stock the fucking lot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 14083 Posted January 3, 2014 Share Posted January 3, 2014 That's sobriety for you. Welcome to the dark side. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34681 Posted January 3, 2014 Share Posted January 3, 2014 Bad dreams are for children. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 9022 Posted January 3, 2014 Share Posted January 3, 2014 Bad dreams are for children. It was about you. You were checking yourself flexing in the mirror and licking quinoa off the knife you were using to slice wafer thin strips off me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34681 Posted January 3, 2014 Share Posted January 3, 2014 And that's a bad dream? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 9022 Posted January 3, 2014 Share Posted January 3, 2014 And that's a bad dream? Terrifying. It was the eyes. Cold, soulless... the eyes of a ginger robot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 17841 Posted January 3, 2014 Share Posted January 3, 2014 Talk about surreal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trooper 940 Posted January 3, 2014 Share Posted January 3, 2014 Last day for 3 weeks thank fuck Enjoy the break Ant Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigWalrus 0 Posted January 11, 2014 Share Posted January 11, 2014 So hungover that I feel like crying. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 336 Posted January 23, 2014 Author Share Posted January 23, 2014 12hr shift with only a 20min break, worked with 2 mackems who both cried when they went through. I also gave one of them the night off on 1st March so she can go to the final the next day, and I said I'd work it instead. I'm soft as shit sometimes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38866 Posted January 25, 2014 Share Posted January 25, 2014 Kids dropped off at Granny's , getting ready to go for a meal and drinks at a very good friend's house who I haven't seen in a while. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 3997 Posted January 25, 2014 Share Posted January 25, 2014 Kids dropped off at Granny's , getting ready to go for a meal and drinks at a very good friend's house who I haven't seen in a while. Buttered slices are ready and waiting Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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