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The Secret Diary of Lee Ryder (aged 44 and a half)


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Aye, in the big concrete slide park. 

That thing (the slide) was fucking lethal. 

 

Edit; I think it might still be there. 

The concrete pitches and walls it was on definitely are. 

Found Terry Mac signing it, I recognise two of the kids on it as well :D

http://www.gettyimages.co.uk/detail/news-photo/terry-mcdermott-newcastle-united-player-at-killingworth-news-photo/860064900?esource=SEO_GIS_CDN_Redirect#terry-mcdermott-newcastle-united-player-at-killingworth-play-area-to-picture-id860064900

The kid nearest to Terry was a proper :D 

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19 hours ago, Monkeys Fist said:

Aye, in the big concrete slide park. 

That thing (the slide) was fucking lethal. 

 

Edit; I think it might still be there. 

The concrete pitches and walls it was on definitely are. 

Found Terry Mac signing it, I recognise two of the kids on it as well :D

http://www.gettyimages.co.uk/detail/news-photo/terry-mcdermott-newcastle-united-player-at-killingworth-news-photo/860064900?esource=SEO_GIS_CDN_Redirect#terry-mcdermott-newcastle-united-player-at-killingworth-play-area-to-picture-id860064900

The kid nearest to Terry was a proper :D 

:D There's a picture of it I had on a post card I had. Got it in The Side gallery so was presumably taken be one of Amber collective. I remember it from forays into enemy territory when I lived in Burry ;)

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Heard a great Ryder story the other day actually. Basically, he always has his predicted line-ups when he's doing match previews and for, I think, Watford or Man United, one of the two, he put Dummett in at left-back, even when Rafa had come out and said he wasn't fit enough to play. So, one of the junior writers changed it to Manquillo to avoid their chief sports writer looking like a buffoon and published it. Apparently when Ryder found out, he kicked off big style asking why they'd changed it until someone pointed out Rafa's pre-match quotes, which Ryder had quoted in his preview, that pointed to Dummett not playing :lol: I'll try and remember some more but that one is double verified.

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classic ryder prose. didn't even need to check the byline to know who penned this non-story

 

If Newcastle merely emerge without being demoralised against moneybags Man City that may count as something positive for United, even if it is something nobody will be shouting about.

 

http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/newcastle-united-handed-odds-181-14156590

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When you take a look at Lee Ryder, how he writes, his attitude, the unbelievably incredible fact he wins journalistic awards, you have to say it would be easy to make a film about him.  It would be the funniest film in recent years, I'd camp out over night to be the first one to see it.

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