ewerk 34982 Posted April 19, 2018 Share Posted April 19, 2018 And the awards just keep rolling in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 15480 Posted April 19, 2018 Share Posted April 19, 2018 "Social Media Journalist" when he's blocked half of his audience is rich. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 24676 Posted April 19, 2018 Share Posted April 19, 2018 He’s absolutely atrocious tbf. Why he sought out a career as a journalist and how he managed to get there are beyond me. You can spot a Ryder piece from the the first few words, no need to check the byline. My 7 year old boy has a better grasp of grammar. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGingerQuiff 2412 Posted May 22, 2018 Share Posted May 22, 2018 looks like a fucking tomato Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Carr's Gloves 4495 Posted May 22, 2018 Share Posted May 22, 2018 Just looked at the average wage of a journalist and with a decades experience you can get between £35,000 and £40,000. I suppose there is a lot of free time as well but I always thought it was a very well paid job. https://www.prospects.ac.uk/job-profiles/newspaper-journalist Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sonatine 12502 Posted May 22, 2018 Share Posted May 22, 2018 Thought it was Deadpool for a minute.... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 47226 Posted May 22, 2018 Share Posted May 22, 2018 18 minutes ago, TheGingerQuiff said: looks like a fucking tomato With scabies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 38919 Posted June 17, 2018 Share Posted June 17, 2018 Ryder tweeting again. 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 38431 Posted June 17, 2018 Share Posted June 17, 2018 5 hours ago, Howmanheyman said: Ryder tweeting again. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anorthernsoul 1222 Posted July 8, 2018 Share Posted July 8, 2018 Ryder using a couple of editions of the Chronicle for shin pads. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adios 717 Posted July 8, 2018 Share Posted July 8, 2018 Fucking hell, I thought Shelvey had let himself go. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strawb 4940 Posted July 8, 2018 Share Posted July 8, 2018 Has he got one of them built up shoes you never see anymore? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGingerQuiff 2412 Posted July 10, 2018 Share Posted July 10, 2018 I see he's written an article with quotes from the affectionately named "Beardo" today. Finger on the pulse. Not inappropriate at all to feature him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 34982 Posted July 31, 2018 Share Posted July 31, 2018 Lee Ryder here with the in depth story: 3 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howay 12496 Posted August 1, 2018 Share Posted August 1, 2018 (edited) That’s brilliant. I reckon the intern asked for an update as Lee rocked in from his lunch time 7 pint session and that was the response as he shoved past on his way to the bog. Edited August 1, 2018 by Howay 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 38919 Posted August 1, 2018 Share Posted August 1, 2018 Someone left a Ronny Gill lying about last night in work. Had a quick glimpse and somewhere early in his piece he says 'the man who said he would love it.....' etc as his way of telling his punters he's talking about Keegan. I hope he never changes tbh. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGingerQuiff 2412 Posted August 27, 2018 Share Posted August 27, 2018 https://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/rafa-benitez-little-choice-reach-15076942 Reach for the short blanket I don't think he's quite fully understood Rafa's metaphor Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 34982 Posted August 29, 2018 Share Posted August 29, 2018 Shit is about to get rough. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 17023 Posted August 29, 2018 Share Posted August 29, 2018 Uh-oh. Emo Ryder incoming. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howay 12496 Posted August 29, 2018 Share Posted August 29, 2018 That’s class. I can’t wait to see the well measured and thought provoking response of “reet ootside noo ye soft bastard” from Ryder. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 47226 Posted August 29, 2018 Share Posted August 29, 2018 5 hours ago, Howay said: That’s class. I can’t wait to see the well measured and thought provoking response of “reet ootside noo ye soft bastard” from The Toon Army’s Foremost Former Foot Soldier Proper Tastied your post 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 38919 Posted August 29, 2018 Share Posted August 29, 2018 Dear diary, ah was looking through me twitter feed for the 'fallout' which is a term us long toothed, grizzled hacks call the moaning after a match when ah seen Craig Hope losing his fucking mind critisiz, criticieze, err, being a cheeky cunt with the puntas favourite, one Lee Ryder Esq. Ah couldn't believe the lippy cunt had the cheek to call the TRINITY MIRROR REGIONAL SPORTS WRITER of the FUCKING YEAR out as embarrassing?! Fuck me, diary, had the kid been on medication talking like that to the former toon army footsoldier who once offered on some Watford fans across the street at vicarage road in the days of the mighty Quinn? Ah thought ahd say nowt for now but hopeys crossed the fucking line here and he's in proper danger of a moothful of seaton deleval knuckle. There's only one boy on the United beat and it isn't a kid who was wanking over Buffy the vampire slayer when ah was marching behind a polis escort at Leeds. Lol. Laters. 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 15480 Posted August 30, 2018 Share Posted August 30, 2018 As funny as the latest instalment of Ryder's diary is, I feel like I should mention that Craig Hope is given an express indict to dig up and be controversial about any North East football story he can get. This means he gets clicks from "engagements" on Twitter and will probably get a fantastic response from the Mail for engaging Ryder in the way he did. While it's no secret that Ritchie and Lascelles went at it and that the latter is struggling with the idea of competition, it's telling that nobody else is reporting the story. As badly advised as Ryder attacking Hope was, that's the general opinion of all the other local journos, as I understand. The Lascelles/Diame scrap last season was no different to the Ritchie/Lascelles scrap this time around; the only difference is, when Newcastle are losing, people want to hear that everything is going wrong and in steps Craig Hope. This isn't me brushing off arguments between coach and captain but I wield my ITK banner carefully and always, always, be wary of the Daily fucking Mail 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 15480 Posted August 30, 2018 Share Posted August 30, 2018 I overheard Ryder in the Crown Posada and scribbled notes on a beer mat for my ITK info btw Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 34982 Posted August 30, 2018 Share Posted August 30, 2018 Quick! Get a shot of the three of them casually larking around! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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