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Sylvester Stallone said he wants to make a movie about classical music. He says, “I will be Beethoven.” 

 

Jean Claude Van Damme says, “Okay, I’ll be Mozart.”


Arnold Schwarzenegger says, “I’ll be Bach.”

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1 hour ago, Dr Gloom said:

Sylvester Stallone said he wants to make a movie about classical music. He says, “I will be Beethoven.” 

 

Jean Claude Van Damme says, “Okay, I’ll be Mozart.”


Arnold Schwarzenegger says, “I’ll be Bach.”


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1 hour ago, Dr Gloom said:

Sylvester Stallone said he wants to make a movie about classical music. He says, “I will be Beethoven.” 

 

Jean Claude Van Damme says, “Okay, I’ll be Mozart.”


Arnold Schwarzenegger says, “I’ll be Bach.”

Worst. Pronouncing. Ever.

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23 minutes ago, Alex said:

Take no notice of Isegrim. His Bach is worse than his bite

 

his last pun was a work of mozart 

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4 minutes ago, Dr Gloom said:

 

his last pun was a work of mozart 

 

Yours are too hot to handel

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8 minutes ago, Dr Gloom said:

 

ok, i'll stop. i cantata think of more classical music puns 

 

surely you have a liszt somewhere?

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Just asked the woman in Waterstones if Prince Harry’s book is available to download.

She replied “do you want the PDF file?”


I said no, that’s his uncle.

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6 hours ago, Dr Gloom said:

Just asked the woman in Waterstones if Prince Harry’s book is available to download.

She replied “do you want the PDF file?”


I said no, that’s his uncle.

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