Christmas Tree 3997 Posted January 7, 2011 Share Posted January 7, 2011 (edited) England soccer star Andy Carroll was left in agony after a drunken fall from a casino bar stool at 5am, it was claimed yesterday. Carroll, 22, had just ordered 30 “Jagerbombs” – a potent mix of spirit Jagermeister and Red Bull energy drink – for himself and 15 pals. Next day the £20million striker’s club, Newcastle United, announced that a thigh injury would rule him out of at least three games. The Geordie – who picked up an injury in United’s match against Spurs on December 28 – was on a six-hour bender until 6.30am on December 30 at Aspers Casino in Newcastle As well as FOUR Jagerbombs, 6ft 4in Carroll downed TWO pints of Fosters and around SIX bottles of Peroni. Witnesses saw him slump down with his head in his hands after the Jagerbombs and one Peroni. Then all of a sudden he perked up, alert, “like a meerkat”. He stood up on the leg rest of the stool which tipped over. He then smashed against the floor of the bar area and was clutching his leg, shouting out in pain. But his mates stood around laughing as Carroll lay in agony. Shortly afterwards his female companion was seen massaging his leg at the roulette table – where he fell off another stool. Then he limped off to a private function room, where he downed five more Peronis and sang on the karaoke machine before finally leaving alone at 6.30am. The following day, United boss Alan Pardew told journalists about an injury. Carroll apparently reported his injury after the Spurs game. But it was decided not to make that injury public until it had been properly assessed. That assessment was done on December 29, before Carroll went to the casino. The club doctor has examined Carroll regularly since then and a source close to the player said the doctor would dispute the injury being made worse. But gambler Simon Cook, 28, who witnessed the second fall in Aspers, said: “I could not believe his behaviour. He was absolutely hammered. “When I went back to work my mates were telling me how he was going to sit out three games because of an injury. I couldn’t believe it. I knew how it really happened.” Carroll, who has just signed a new, £27,000-a-week, five-year contract, has been a regular at Aspers this season. Carroll was with United captain Kevin Nolan at Aspers after the Toon’s 5-1 win over Sunderland in November. He went on another huge bender on December 7 – the day after manager Chris Hughton was sacked. Carroll is currently on a “mid season” break in Dubai and due back this week. He will take a fitness test on Thursday to see if he will be fit for next weekend’s match against Sunderland. Newcastle United declined to comment on the incident last night. Mirror Edited January 8, 2011 by Christmas Tree Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj 17 Posted January 7, 2011 Share Posted January 7, 2011 Himself and 15 pals - what a monster. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ketsbaia 0 Posted January 7, 2011 Share Posted January 7, 2011 I did hear this at the time, although it was a table and not a stool he was dancing on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Besty 4 Posted January 7, 2011 Share Posted January 7, 2011 So he had 2 Jagerbombs then? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monroe Transfer 0 Posted January 7, 2011 Share Posted January 7, 2011 (edited) Sensationalist nonsense bringing up 30 Jagerbombs for 16 people like that. If the Mirror are correct for once and this is the cause of his thigh injury then he really needs to have a word with himself. Don't act the fool if you can't handle your drink. Edited January 7, 2011 by Tecato Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin S. Assilleekunt 1 Posted January 7, 2011 Share Posted January 7, 2011 I heard he was precariously balanced on three bar-stools drinking a jug of rum whilst a young lady - who appeared to be from sub-Saharan Africa, but that could just have been the fake tan - mounted him and he shouted 'RIDE ME!!' Kevin Nolan was present, but his missus wasn't overly impressed apparently. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ketsbaia 0 Posted January 7, 2011 Share Posted January 7, 2011 So he had 2 Jagerbombs then? No. FOUR Jagerbombs, SIX bottles of Peroni, TWO lager tops and ONE can of Stella. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Queerside Jack 0 Posted January 7, 2011 Share Posted January 7, 2011 Bastard better start acting professionally or he can fuck off !!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 3997 Posted January 7, 2011 Author Share Posted January 7, 2011 sell him now, tbh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin S. Assilleekunt 1 Posted January 8, 2011 Share Posted January 8, 2011 Sack him Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sandman02uk 0 Posted January 8, 2011 Share Posted January 8, 2011 So he had 2 Jagerbombs then? No. FOUR Jagerbombs, SIX bottles of Peroni, TWO lager tops and ONE can of Stella. sounds like lunch time to me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 3997 Posted January 8, 2011 Author Share Posted January 8, 2011 (edited) Sorry, missed half the story As well as FOUR Jagerbombs, 6ft 4in Carroll downed TWO pints of Fosters and around SIX bottles of Peroni. Witnesses saw him slump down with his head in his hands after the Jagerbombs and one Peroni. Then all of a sudden he perked up, alert, “like a meerkat”. He stood up on the leg rest of the stool which tipped over. He then smashed against the floor of the bar area and was clutching his leg, shouting out in pain. But his mates stood around laughing as Carroll lay in agony. Shortly afterwards his female companion was seen massaging his leg at the roulette table – where he fell off another stool. Then he limped off to a private function room, where he downed five more Peronis and sang on the karaoke machine before finally leaving alone at 6.30am. The following day, United boss Alan Pardew told journalists about an injury. Carroll apparently reported his injury after the Spurs game. But it was decided not to make that injury public until it had been properly assessed. That assessment was done on December 29, before Carroll went to the casino. The club doctor has examined Carroll regularly since then and a source close to the player said the doctor would dispute the injury being made worse. But gambler Simon Cook, 28, who witnessed the second fall in Aspers, said: “I could not believe his behaviour. He was absolutely hammered. “When I went back to work my mates were telling me how he was going to sit out three games because of an injury. I couldn’t believe it. I knew how it really happened.” Carroll, who has just signed a new, £27,000-a-week, five-year contract, has been a regular at Aspers this season. Carroll was with United captain Kevin Nolan at Aspers after the Toon’s 5-1 win over Sunderland in November. He went on another huge bender on December 7 – the day after manager Chris Hughton was sacked. Carroll is currently on a “mid season” break in Dubai and due back this week. He will take a fitness test on Thursday to see if he will be fit for next weekend’s match against Sunderland. Newcastle United declined to comment on the incident last night. Edited January 8, 2011 by Christmas Tree Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monroe Transfer 0 Posted January 8, 2011 Share Posted January 8, 2011 Got wasted, did his thigh in, gets rewarded with a break in Dubai on paid leave. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nyff 0 Posted January 8, 2011 Share Posted January 8, 2011 I may possibly have photos of him, Nolan and Tiote from that very night out. Unfortunately doing nothing controversial. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 26550 Posted January 8, 2011 Share Posted January 8, 2011 So the injury and assessment took place before this piss up? Essentially this is just a sensationalist way of telling us that he was on the piss. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38911 Posted January 8, 2011 Share Posted January 8, 2011 So the injury and assessment took place before this piss up? Essentially this is just a sensationalist way of telling us that he was on the piss. Aye. "21 year old has birthday drinks" doesn't sell papers though Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 9037 Posted January 8, 2011 Share Posted January 8, 2011 Tabloids... I do not approve. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 6441 Posted January 8, 2011 Share Posted January 8, 2011 puff Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 12780 Posted January 8, 2011 Share Posted January 8, 2011 I had 24 Jagerbombs one night and I didn't fall down once. I was sick all over my mate's flat and had an unparallelled hangover the next morning but no falls. The puff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OTF 6198 Posted January 8, 2011 Share Posted January 8, 2011 Alcohol with red bull is a bad idea, but this article is a load of shit. Carroll shouldn't be doing anything that could foreseeably result in injury though having a few drinks with friends should be fine. With his record you could understand if the club put some measures and restrictions in place to limit the frequency of these sort of nights. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 12780 Posted January 8, 2011 Share Posted January 8, 2011 Alcohol with red bull is a bad idea, but this article is a load of shit. Bollocks, I was fine until the 24th. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OTF 6198 Posted January 8, 2011 Share Posted January 8, 2011 Alcohol with red bull is a bad idea, but this article is a load of shit. Bollocks, I was fine until the 24th. Yeah but you're a champion. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JawD 31 Posted January 8, 2011 Share Posted January 8, 2011 puff Kinda what came into my head. I read As well as FOUR Jagerbombs, 6ft 4in Carroll downed TWO pints of Fosters and around SIX bottles of Peroni. and thought, is that it? Not impressed with his taste either. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34835 Posted January 8, 2011 Share Posted January 8, 2011 Was he already injured when he went on this bender then? Cos if he wasn't, HE'S a bender. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 16792 Posted January 8, 2011 Share Posted January 8, 2011 Mirror what a bunch of cunts 16 / 30 is an odd number of Jager bombs per person :/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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