Kid Dynamite 5935 Posted September 30, 2011 Share Posted September 30, 2011 You both seem to like talking about penises a lot. Can't say it's the big thing on my mind on friday night Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lake Bells tits 1 Posted September 30, 2011 Share Posted September 30, 2011 Ill ram you like a football on a garage front Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 12767 Posted September 30, 2011 Share Posted September 30, 2011 The whole caviar/kebab argument doesn't stand up. Kebabs are still nice now and again for a change, fucking her would be akin to eating a shit sandwich just cos you don't have them very often. Its only offered in explanation for why some men do that, the relative quality of the kebab can obviously vary from plain ring-stinger to inedible but i think every man on here recognises at least one shag in their life that fits into the category. I had one last week. #realtalk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hostile_statue 0 Posted October 1, 2011 Share Posted October 1, 2011 Newcastle skipper Fabricio Coloccini has been named the Football Writers' north-east Player of the Year for 2011. Howay Colo man, let's sign a new contract! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LoveTheBobby 1 Posted October 1, 2011 Share Posted October 1, 2011 You heard the man Collaz - get signed . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34558 Posted October 2, 2011 Share Posted October 2, 2011 Ginola is on GOS. Kamara instantly hits him with a hawheehawheehawww! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barney 0 Posted October 2, 2011 Share Posted October 2, 2011 Alan Pardew stamps authority at NewcastleOct 2 2011 by Mark Douglas, Sunday Sun ALAN PARDEW’S Newcastle United quiet revolution will continue apace – despite the first flushes of on-field success for the Toon chief. While Premier League results have captured headlines and the black-and-white imagination so far this season, away from the big games the Newcastle chief is continuing the wholesale restructuring work kicked off earlier in the year. The behind-the-scenes overhaul saw United’s training ground transformed in the summer, with hundreds of thousands of pounds invested in playing surfaces and facilities at their Benton Park base. Allied to a new set of player rules and agreeing a new bonus schedule, Pardew has firmly stamped his authority on the club that he took charge of back in December last year. But ahead of a fortnight’s international break that Pardew admits he would “rather not have to deal with”, the United boss has lifted the lid on further moves to revolutionise the club. Work on recruiting young players into the development squad continues – an agent with young South American players on his books visited the training ground on Thursday – while Pardew is also looking to deploy some of his scouts to Spain to visit Barcelona’s famous La Masia youth Academy. “The stuff behind the scenes continues – absolutely,” Pardew said. “We had an agent at the training ground on Thursday who represents young players from South America, we’ve got a situation where I’m trying to get someone to the Barcelona Academy, just because we haven’t been there for a while and it would be a good time to have a look around. “All of those processes continue.” One “process” still on the agenda is a search for another striker – despite the fine recent form of Demba Ba and Leon Best. United sent a delegation to watch Mobido Maiga a fortnight ago and had scouts watching Bayer Leverkusen’s Eren Derdiyok this week, illustrating that they are still checking out potential targets. Pardew wants to know a month before the window shuts what their course of action will be. “I don’t think you can change your opinions over the course of a couple of games. I think we have a long way to run before we get to that window opening,” he said. “Four weeks before that we will need to nail down what we’re going to do. “Because if we leave it too late we might end in the same situation – not correcting what we think might be wrong. “At the moment the team is functioning well but you want to improve all the time. “So bringing in a player in that window would be a really good tonic, whichever position we’re in.” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barney 0 Posted October 2, 2011 Share Posted October 2, 2011 Is he the Spaniard at Bilbao? If so, I think Real Madrid were put off by his asking price during the summer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monroe Transfer 0 Posted October 2, 2011 Share Posted October 2, 2011 I'll go to La Masia if he's still looking for someone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Manson 0 Posted October 2, 2011 Share Posted October 2, 2011 A south american agent? Sounds awfully familiar... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StevenL 0 Posted October 2, 2011 Share Posted October 2, 2011 Just seen Rodwells red card. What the fuck? It'd have been a wrong decision if it was a foul, never mind a red card. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monroe Transfer 0 Posted October 3, 2011 Share Posted October 3, 2011 Adel Taarabt during the second half of the Fulham - QPR match. Apparently he'd stopped by a local for a pint first after being subbed at half-time before heading to the above bus stop. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StevenL 0 Posted October 3, 2011 Share Posted October 3, 2011 Her on the left would get it. Would be pointless me doing it though if she's shagging that darkie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DEADMAN 0 Posted October 3, 2011 Share Posted October 3, 2011 what is it with men and shagging Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monroe Transfer 0 Posted October 3, 2011 Share Posted October 3, 2011 darkie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 6434 Posted October 4, 2011 Share Posted October 4, 2011 what is it with men and shagging Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McFaul 35 Posted October 4, 2011 Share Posted October 4, 2011 Her on the left would get it. Would be pointless me doing it though if she's shagging that darkie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hostile_statue 0 Posted October 4, 2011 Share Posted October 4, 2011 what is it with men and shagging Class Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McFaul 35 Posted October 4, 2011 Share Posted October 4, 2011 See the mackems are moving away fans from their South Stand to the North West Corner up a height like we used to. Will sound like a home game for us up there when we go. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DEADMAN 0 Posted October 4, 2011 Share Posted October 4, 2011 See the mackems are moving away fans from their South Stand to the North West Corner up a height like we used to. Will sound like a home game for us up there when we go. heh wouldnt suprise me if its a ploy or tactic to pick a fight with newcastle fans Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
themags 0 Posted October 4, 2011 Share Posted October 4, 2011 The mackems must think if the Newcastle fans aren't visible they might actually beat us, no chance. Plus we've always got the memories of the likes of Dabizas, Solano, Shearer, Ryan Taylor sticking it to them with thousands of geordies celebrating in the background. fuck it lets have some pictures Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaddockLad 14615 Posted October 4, 2011 Share Posted October 4, 2011 Anyone want some "out of window" transfer gossip?..no?...tough! We're apparently after Scott Brown from Celtic for next season, mostly because (you'll never guess) he may well be available on a free transfer as he's stalling on a contract at Celtic. A Celtic fan at work told me this today. That was before I heard on the radio that hes out injured for the next 10 weeks. So with a troublesome recent injury likely to be on his CV by then end of the season as well then I think its pretty much a done deal On paper its makes some sort of sense....he's undeniably moderately talented, scores goals, at 26 should be approaching his peak etc...but he is posistionally awful on a football pitch and according to my mate a defensive liability. If it happens remember where you heard it first Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Papa Lazaru 0 Posted October 4, 2011 Share Posted October 4, 2011 Speaking of Celtic, saw a link on the smb: http://edinburghnews.scotsman.com/topstori...e-at.6847421.jp Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McFaul 35 Posted October 5, 2011 Share Posted October 5, 2011 Speaking of Celtic, saw a link on the smb: http://edinburghnews.scotsman.com/topstori...e-at.6847421.jp Nothing you wouldn't expect. Complete scumbags, like they'll die scumbags. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McFaul 35 Posted October 5, 2011 Share Posted October 5, 2011 Read the link on RTG, and it strikes me how passionate Sunderland fans get about Celtic and Rangers, sticking up for them, holding opinions, and actually displaying sectarianism. Why is that? Almost to a man we just don't give a fuck about them, and look down our nose at them as an insignificance, the same as many of us do about Sunderland. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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