Owen - If only the fans knew the facts!

[Howay 12460]

You know the lad's a total bore when you can't be sure if he has actually said that stuff or if it's made up.

"I thought ‘that’s a bit of a nice jingle‘ so I picked up the album in Woolies. It was only seven quid. I played it in the kitchen while doing some ironing." That bit man, I could genuinely see him coming out with something like that.

[toonotl 2416]

That's not real. That can't be real.

 

"It's funny... I was the boy in the corner being made to listen to 'Boy in da Corner'. You can't make stories like that up. Can you?"

 

Fuck me.

[Kid Dynamite 5912]

If course it's not real

[Rayvin 4964]

It is funny though

[Howay 12460]

Aye it's not real, I was just meaning it's scary that a bloke wrote in the most boring way possible and you could see Owen coming out with shite like that.

And yeah it's fucking hilarious.

[Alex 30414]

That's not real. That can't be real.

 

"It's funny... I was the boy in the corner being made to listen to 'Boy in da Corner'. You can't make stories like that up. Can you?"

 

Fuck me.

[ewerk 26352]

 

'You have to grow your car with how you're doing on the football pitch'

 

In that case you should have been driving a Lada Riva since 2006 you boring shitbag.

[Howay 12460]

What a boring winnet he is man.

[trophyshy 6434]

Grow your car organically?

 

Like the warts on your hoop Michael?

[ewerk 26352]

https://vine.co/v/OvqppqE0aFr

[ewerk 26352]

https://vine.co/v/i7atHMm3KIt

[ewerk 26352]

Just fuck off and die.

 

[Andrew 4221]

And we get called deluded

[Kid Dynamite 5912]

Zlatan, would You rather play with Mignolet, Henderson and Milner or Hart, De Bruyne and Aguero?

[The Fish 8989]

Who's bigger than Liverpool at the minute?

 

[Meenzer 14055]

Not sure about Skënderbeu Korçë, mind.

[Dr Gloom 19826]

Nothing like good, balanced punditry

[David Kelly 1117]

What a bellend he really is.

[toonotl 2416]

What a holocaust of a man.

[Happy Face 29]

"When they don't score they hardly ever win"

 

He's hardly Danny Baker when it comes to filling dead air with something.

[Alex 30414]

I think he deserves some credit. It's difficult to be that boring and that much of a cunt at the same time.

[Howmanheyman 26847]

I think he deserves some credit. It's difficult to be that boring and that much of a cunt at the same time.

You're right apart from the deserving credit bit.

[Alex 30414]

And that bit was tongue-in-cheek

[Billy Whitehurst 790]

I think it has been posted somewhere on here already but last month's Telegraph article about 'Michael Owen's Soccer Skills' is brilliant. Owen comes out of it looking like a real sad bastard.

 

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/football/2016/04/13/well-done-hes-13-revisiting-michael-owens-soccer-skills/

[Howay 12460]

Fucking hell how can they have someone on that is that biased? They haven't won a title since the 80's and it's now been a decade since THAT Champions League win (Copyright Liverpool Football Club), I don't argue that they are a big club but to act like Barcelona and Real Madrid are the only sides you'd go to over them is completely fucking mental.

 

They can keep banging on about how massive they are but they have to remember most of these players nowadays weren't alive for Liverpool's last title win, so to lads like that teams like Chelsea, Man City etc really are more relevant to them as counting the number of prior league titles is irrelevant (unless they're very recent) if you're a player that's looking to compete for them. Klopp is a draw for sure but so are Guardiola, Conte and (possibly) Mourinho. Ridiculous bloke and statement.

 

TLDR - the bloke's a cunt.