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Owen - If only the fans knew the facts!


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9 minutes ago, Ayatollah Hermione said:

Wonder if there’s anything he could tweak that wouldn’t see him receive abuse? Not that I disagree with it, like

 

:lol:

 

Owen: "Well the sun's out, what a lovely day it is."

 

N.E. One: "Was it a lovely day when you flying in that helicopter around Dubai for an advert you boring little cunt?"

 

Joe Blogs: "It was a lovely day when you and your brochure fucked off after relegation you human formed hemorrhoid."

 

Etc, etc..... 

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16 hours ago, Howmanheyman said:

 

:lol:

 

Owen: "Well the sun's out, what a lovely day it is."

 

N.E. One: "Was it a lovely day when you flying in that helicopter around Dubai for an advert you boring little cunt?"

 

Joe Blogs: "It was a lovely day when you and your brochure fucked off after relegation you human formed hemorrhoid."

 

Etc, etc..... 

That would all be fair comment too ;) 

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33 minutes ago, ohhh_yeah said:

 

32 pages on his accord, the agent, and the PR mastermind behind this masterpiece.

 

Michael-Owen-brochure-1.png

 

 

 

 

 

After which he went on to miss 57 games for Man United due to injury. Probably all down to Newcastle's constantly changing medical infrastructure though.

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On 23/06/2022 at 19:05, Monkeys Fist said:

If they made a movie of his life, it’d be so Earth-shatteringly dull he’d probably watch it. 

:lol: He doesn’t like movies, he prefers to just sit and stare at the beige paint on the walls. 

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1 hour ago, Howay said:

:lol: He doesn’t like movies, he prefers to just sit and stare at the beige paint on the walls. 

 

When he counts sheep in bed at night to help him fall asleep the sheep nod off first. 

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