Owen - If only the fans knew the facts!

[Tom 8638]

Aye but that was because of his teeth  

[Craig 2673]

It's fucking tragic we've devoted 19 pages on this place to that irrelevant cunt.

[wykikitoon 5618]

 

 

 

[Ayatollah Hermione 7531]

Wonder if there’s anything he could tweak that wouldn’t see him receive abuse? Not that I disagree with it, like

[Howmanheyman 11757]

9 minutes ago, Ayatollah Hermione said:

Wonder if there’s anything he could tweak that wouldn’t see him receive abuse? Not that I disagree with it, like

 

 

Owen: "Well the sun's out, what a lovely day it is."

 

N.E. One: "Was it a lovely day when you flying in that helicopter around Dubai for an advert you boring little cunt?"

 

Joe Blogs: "It was a lovely day when you and your brochure fucked off after relegation you human formed hemorrhoid."

 

Etc, etc..... 

Edited June 23 by Howmanheyman

[Ayatollah Hermione 7531]

 Exactly, it’s fucking great

[Monkeys Fist 18105]

If they made a movie of his life, it’d be so Earth-shatteringly dull he’d probably watch it. 

[Dr Gloom 8053]

Tremendous by the way

[Monkeys Fist 18105]

Fuck it, it’s been a while

 

[Howmanheyman 11757]

8 hours ago, Monkeys Fist said:

Fuck it, it’s been a while

 

Nev is all of us.

[Alex 13976]

16 hours ago, Howmanheyman said:

 

 

Owen: "Well the sun's out, what a lovely day it is."

 

N.E. One: "Was it a lovely day when you flying in that helicopter around Dubai for an advert you boring little cunt?"

 

Joe Blogs: "It was a lovely day when you and your brochure fucked off after relegation you human formed hemorrhoid."

 

Etc, etc..... 

That would all be fair comment too  

[ohhh_yeah 1220]

23 hours ago, Craig said:

It's fucking tragic we've devoted 19 pages on this place to that irrelevant cunt.

 

32 pages on his accord, the agent, and the PR mastermind behind this masterpiece.

 

 

 

 

[Howmanheyman 11757]

[Gemmill 13729]

Has that been photoshopped? 

[ewerk 13298]

33 minutes ago, ohhh_yeah said:

 

32 pages on his accord, the agent, and the PR mastermind behind this masterpiece.

 

 

 

 

 

 

After which he went on to miss 57 games for Man United due to injury. Probably all down to Newcastle's constantly changing medical infrastructure though.

[Howmanheyman 11757]

5 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

Has that been photoshopped? 

No. 

[Howay 7377]

On 23/06/2022 at 19:05, Monkeys Fist said:

If they made a movie of his life, it’d be so Earth-shatteringly dull he’d probably watch it. 

 He doesn’t like movies, he prefers to just sit and stare at the beige paint on the walls. 

[Howmanheyman 11757]

1 hour ago, Howay said:

 He doesn’t like movies, he prefers to just sit and stare at the beige paint on the walls. 

 

When he counts sheep in bed at night to help him fall asleep the sheep nod off first.