Owen - If only the fans knew the facts!

[Tom 14629]

Aye but that was because of his teeth  

[Craig 8179]

It's fucking tragic we've devoted 19 pages on this place to that irrelevant cunt.

[wykikitoon 24596]

 

 

 

[Ayatollah Hermione 15542]

Wonder if there’s anything he could tweak that wouldn’t see him receive abuse? Not that I disagree with it, like

[Howmanheyman 39122]

9 minutes ago, Ayatollah Hermione said:

Wonder if there’s anything he could tweak that wouldn’t see him receive abuse? Not that I disagree with it, like

 

 

Owen: "Well the sun's out, what a lovely day it is."

 

N.E. One: "Was it a lovely day when you flying in that helicopter around Dubai for an advert you boring little cunt?"

 

Joe Blogs: "It was a lovely day when you and your brochure fucked off after relegation you human formed hemorrhoid."

 

Etc, etc..... 

Edited June 23, 2022 by Howmanheyman

[Ayatollah Hermione 15542]

 Exactly, it’s fucking great

[Monkeys Fist 47321]

If they made a movie of his life, it’d be so Earth-shatteringly dull he’d probably watch it. 

[Dr Gloom 24832]

Tremendous by the way

[Monkeys Fist 47321]

Fuck it, it’s been a while

 

[Howmanheyman 39122]

8 hours ago, Monkeys Fist said:

Fuck it, it’s been a while

 

Nev is all of us.

[Alex 38599]

16 hours ago, Howmanheyman said:

 

 

Owen: "Well the sun's out, what a lovely day it is."

 

N.E. One: "Was it a lovely day when you flying in that helicopter around Dubai for an advert you boring little cunt?"

 

Joe Blogs: "It was a lovely day when you and your brochure fucked off after relegation you human formed hemorrhoid."

 

Etc, etc..... 

That would all be fair comment too  

[ohhh_yeah 3140]

23 hours ago, Craig said:

It's fucking tragic we've devoted 19 pages on this place to that irrelevant cunt.

 

32 pages on his accord, the agent, and the PR mastermind behind this masterpiece.

 

 

 

 

[Howmanheyman 39122]

[Gemmill 53990]

Has that been photoshopped? 

[ewerk 35105]

33 minutes ago, ohhh_yeah said:

 

32 pages on his accord, the agent, and the PR mastermind behind this masterpiece.

 

 

 

 

 

 

After which he went on to miss 57 games for Man United due to injury. Probably all down to Newcastle's constantly changing medical infrastructure though.

[Howmanheyman 39122]

5 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

Has that been photoshopped? 

No. 

[Howay 12496]

On 23/06/2022 at 19:05, Monkeys Fist said:

If they made a movie of his life, it’d be so Earth-shatteringly dull he’d probably watch it. 

 He doesn’t like movies, he prefers to just sit and stare at the beige paint on the walls. 

[Howmanheyman 39122]

1 hour ago, Howay said:

 He doesn’t like movies, he prefers to just sit and stare at the beige paint on the walls. 

 

When he counts sheep in bed at night to help him fall asleep the sheep nod off first. 

[Dr Gloom 24832]

just when you thought he couldn't be less likeable 

 

 

[Alex 38599]

Is that why he let his contract rundown and why he subsequently played for their most hated rivals then? Fuck off, you boring little cunt 

[thebrokendoll 11351]

owen....

been an odious little cunt for decades.

will die an odious little cunt too.

[Gemmill 53990]

Is that England shirt a 4XL? 

[Monkeys Fist 47321]

2 hours ago, Gemmill said:

Is that England shirt a 4XL? 

It’s an England Duvet Cover. 

[Holden McGroin 8281]

So he reckons that after every 12 months his buy back from Liverpool went from 12m -> 8m -> 4m etc. They still didn't buy him. Most have been a slap in the face. A bit like assuming you're going to get back with the ex but she has remarried.

[Dr Gloom 24832]

makes you realise how clueless shepherd was too. signing a player whose heart clearly wasn't in it, on those ridiculous terms, just so he could parade a marquee signing in front of fans