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If you had won the Euromillions


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put out a contract on some of the more irritating members of this forum

 

you could buy your muslim submarine ?

 

 

build a cathedral next to you so you could;d worship regularly................

 

 

 

are you religious ?

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i'd get my self a nice big property.build some 5 a side pitches in one of the gardens. have parties every weekend with my friends, and just have a good time... get a couple of decent cars... learn to fly a plane. go round the world. all sorts...

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Apparently the ownwers of the winning ticket are a couple are from the Falkirk area....if anyone in particular needs a bit of good fortune, it's probably a couple from the Falkirk area....

They'll need it roond there fuck me. The Scotchee of Scotland.

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if i won the euromillions i wouldnt be showing that i have won it

 

Agreed, bet they get hounded to fuck now! I'd let on I had won a few million to explain the new house etc.

 

true i would never go public if i won any amount of money and i would never show that ive got money either i would buy a house but not a stupid massive mansion like some rich people go for

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if i won the euromillions i wouldnt be showing that i have won it

 

Agreed, bet they get hounded to fuck now! I'd let on I had won a few million to explain the new house etc.

 

true i would never go public if i won any amount of money and i would never show that ive got money either i would buy a house but not a stupid massive mansion like some rich people go for

 

How the hell would you put a dent in 161m if you didn't buy at least one fuck-off house?

 

Unless you bought a 500k house in 322 towns - a bit pointless.

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The kind of people that'd hound me are exactly the same kind of people I'd have fuck all to do with after I won. Course I'd buy a big fuck off house, course I'd drive a nice car, course I'd quit my job. Fucking Hell, why would you give a shit that other people knew you'd won some money. If they're so classless as to beg from you, why would you want them in your life afterall?

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What if the concept of money become extinct in 1000yrs KSA?

You'd wake up a regular Joe.

I'd rather stay in the present and act the twat.

 

I'd give Kevin a job for life btw. After converting my money into £1 coins, stored in my own vault naturally, I'd introduce Kev to his job…

"Count it. All of it. "

Interest payments deposited weekly in 50p bits too.

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Big country house, new drum kit, new guitars and amps. Corporate box at SJP, lots of rare footy shirts.

 

and then within a couple of months I would probably die from substance abuse.

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What if the concept of money become extinct in 1000yrs KSA?

You'd wake up a regular Joe.

I'd rather stay in the present and act the twat.

 

I'd give Kevin a job for life btw. After converting my money into £1 coins, stored in my own vault naturally, I'd introduce Kev to his job…

"Count it. All of it. "

Interest payments deposited weekly in 50p bits too.

 

He'd be shoving sweaty fistfulls into his pockets the discount whore-loving, spitting-in-burgers little oik.

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What if the concept of money become extinct in 1000yrs KSA?

You'd wake up a regular Joe.

I'd rather stay in the present and act the twat.

 

I'd give Kevin a job for life btw. After converting my money into £1 coins, stored in my own vault naturally, I'd introduce Kev to his job…

"Count it. All of it. "

Interest payments deposited weekly in 50p bits too.

 

He'd be shoving sweaty fistfulls into his pockets the discount whore-loving, spitting-in-burgers little oik.

Not if I made him do it in the nip.

 

I'd pay him whatever he could fit up there.

;)

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What if the concept of money become extinct in 1000yrs KSA?

You'd wake up a regular Joe.

I'd rather stay in the present and act the twat.

 

I'd give Kevin a job for life btw. After converting my money into £1 coins, stored in my own vault naturally, I'd introduce Kev to his job…

"Count it. All of it. "

Interest payments deposited weekly in 50p bits too.

 

He'd be shoving sweaty fistfulls into his pockets the discount whore-loving, spitting-in-burgers little oik.

Not if I made him do it in the nip.

 

I'd pay him whatever he could fit up there.

;)

 

 

You'd be skint in six months, it will be like a kangaroo's pouch after the Dam trip.

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