Alex 42163 Posted June 27 Share Posted June 27 Schrodinger’s mackems. Where you’re simultaneously a ‘massive’ club with global recognition whilst being utterly obsessed with how you’re perceived in relation to your rivals (as per that thread) and are a stepping stone for promising youngsters 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzler 16216 Posted June 27 Share Posted June 27 2 hours ago, thebrokendoll said: from that same thread... I'm no expert on these fuckers but other than bellingham, who they intermittently hated and thought was shite and appears to be a massive punt by dortmund that he turns out like his brother. surely birmingham city have a bigger claim on the development of either of the bellingham boys than these mackem cunts? isn't their only other big sales in these amazing few years ross stewart to southampton for £8m in '23, played 15 scored 1 and jack clarke to ipswich for about £12m, 0 goals in 20 league appearances, hated by the tractor boys and is being punted out after only a year? duly noted and in awe. What we took notice of was the fact that out of the biggest transfers of young players from the championship to the PL - none of them came from Sunderland 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 50776 Posted June 27 Share Posted June 27 3 minutes ago, Alex said: Schrodinger’s mackems Would you know if the mackem was alive or dead before you opened the box? If the box was inside the SoS , yes, due to the stench of shite and constant BEEEEEWWWWWWS emanating it. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig 12390 Posted June 27 Share Posted June 27 1 hour ago, Kitman said: Being too broke to buy players doesn't translate into having a system for developing players. Yeah it's reminiscent of when we had Ardiles in charge. Absolutely no money so had no option but to go with the youth. Just so happened we had some decent talent coming through in the likes of Clark, Watson, Elliott, Howey, etc. at that time. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 17238 Posted June 27 Share Posted June 27 Just think, there’s ages until the season starts yet too. By the time they kick off, they’ll have convinced themselves that they’ll be the new Invincibles 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 12581 Posted June 27 Share Posted June 27 14 hours ago, Alex said: The globally recognised SR6 postcode area I was about to ask, why is SR6 a draw? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Carr's Gloves 4949 Posted June 27 Share Posted June 27 Have any of the makems claiming STID (ironically sounding like VD) makes them “fashionable” actually seen it? Because it actually makes the whole club including fans look like complete basket cases. That’s also ignoring it totally makes the fans look like inbred appalachians. 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 42163 Posted June 27 Share Posted June 27 15 minutes ago, The Fish said: I was about to ask, why is SR6 a draw? Nothing, I repeat nothing, attracts young footballing talent like a Victorian mid-terraced house 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thebrokendoll 14299 Posted June 27 Share Posted June 27 33 minutes ago, Ayatollah Hermione said: Just think, there’s ages until the season starts yet too. By the time they kick off, they’ll have convinced themselves that they’ll be the new Invincibles aye. but there's invincibles and then there's globally recognised invincibles. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitman 2869 Posted June 27 Share Posted June 27 3 minutes ago, thebrokendoll said: aye. but there's invincibles and then there's globally recognised invincibles. World famous in sunderland 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 43974 Posted June 27 Share Posted June 27 6 minutes ago, Alex said: Nothing, I repeat nothing, attracts young footballing talent like a Victorian mid-terraced Dutch bungalows with back yard and great access to a back lane. FYP 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 12581 Posted June 27 Share Posted June 27 Just now, Alex said: Nothing, I repeat nothing, attracts young footballing talent like a Victorian mid-terraced house Well, that I'm aware of. It's a few times now that I've had to turn the hose on Foden and Mainoo scuttling around the bottom of my drive. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 26385 Posted June 27 Share Posted June 27 On 26/06/2025 at 09:40, thebrokendoll said: they've currently got a thread going in smb about things to do in rome..... https://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/rome-advice.1658782/ guess who's back? another story that definitely, definitely happened Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 14520 Posted June 27 Share Posted June 27 57 minutes ago, Kitman said: World famous in SR6 FYP Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitman 2869 Posted June 27 Share Posted June 27 I may be massively missing the point (of there is one) but I assumed SR6 = six in a row rather than an actual postcode 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 12581 Posted June 27 Share Posted June 27 16 minutes ago, Kitman said: I may be massively missing the point (of there is one) but I assumed SR6 = six in a row rather than an actual postcode You had to go into the basement of your mind palace to dig that clue out, huh? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig 12390 Posted June 27 Share Posted June 27 I genuinely used to think they had a DH post code. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJS 5305 Posted June 27 Share Posted June 27 28 minutes ago, Craig said: I genuinely used to think they had a DH post code. I do wonder how their reptile brains cope with "County Durham" places south of the Tyne having NE ones - probably it's the shady businessmen/Magedia/Look North's fault. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 18050 Posted June 27 Share Posted June 27 29 minutes ago, NJS said: I do wonder how their reptile brains cope with "County Durham" places south of the Tyne having NE ones - probably it's the shady businessmen/Magedia/Look North's fault. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 27805 Posted June 28 Share Posted June 28 Posts 400 of the 400th thread on "Mag tops" 7 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 42163 Posted June 28 Share Posted June 28 That thread is absolutely deranged 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 63312 Posted June 28 Share Posted June 28 It's all just a distraction piece from how badly their bollocks are gonna get flicked next season. They've got another 8 weeks or so of "mag shirts" and "sunlun's global reach" to talk about before their fucking world falls apart. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzler 16216 Posted June 28 Share Posted June 28 1 hour ago, Renton said: Posts 400 of the 400th thread on "Mag tops" Plain 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 27805 Posted June 29 Share Posted June 29 Just been for a lovely walk in Tynemouth. Didn't see any Mag tops at all. I did see one person in SAFC merch*. They're easy to spot and hear as people step apart and clap. Just like those MLF weirdos, I photomugged him outside the Gib as evidence. He didn't seem to mind, * All true until this point. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 27805 Posted June 29 Share Posted June 29 So, can anyone bring me up to date on who the mackems have signed? They've gone from being pragmatic realising relegation is most likely, to having absolute belief they will be top half of the Premier league next season? This is pretty universal amongst them. A couple of signings mentioned I havent heard of, googled them, and still 🤷♂️. I guess we're at the south end of the mackem boom bust cycle currently. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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