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1 hour ago, Gemmill said:

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A correction is coming Davo. The all important xP table has the languishing 4 spots above relegation, and currently running over 2 points better than they should be. 

 

Although no doubt expected points is a Magedia invention designed to keep them down. 

 

Also when you look at their start

 

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They've had an easier start than most (Worrying news for West Ham and Villa though).

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On 19/09/2025 at 09:30, The Fish said:

 

Also when you look at their start

 

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They've had an easier start than most (Worrying news for West Ham and Villa though).

 

Clery did a video on Villa the other day and it was pretty interesting. Only team in the top 7 divisions not to have scored yet apparently.

 

He thinks the issue is that Emery has been worked out and that teams understand now that they shouldn't be baited in to pressing Villa so intensely, and that they should pack the middle.

 

It seemed plausible enough but presumably Emery will work it out.

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We’ve been found out too…..according to RTG we play like Wimbledon high press kick and rush whereas Sunderland would have given Barca a game🤣

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Well, for some reason the mackems didn't put the Barca match thread into the hidden forum? 1720 posts and still counting about how we've humiliated by the CL favourites. 

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48 minutes ago, t00nraider2 said:

If they beat Villa they will be in Champions League place. The joke will be on them next season if they Draw Barcelona.

 

I was just thinking of you the other day actually going down the bread aisle in Sainsbury's then I realised it said 'Thick Cut.' :cuppa:

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8 hours ago, Renton said:

 

Jesus fucking christ man. We're 5 game in.

 

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Time to resurrect the Stokoeshop thread. :lol:
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“Eeeyah, marrow, me greyut-greyut-grandad telt iz Bob Stokoe was FRENZIEYED! “

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2 hours ago, Gemmill said:

He's three consecutive defeats away from them all wanting him out. 

Or one heavy defeat in the derby.

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As per last Monday it’s a full blown wankfest again…..class fans / the players were brilliant / ground was rocking etc etc

 

The premier league is the strongest it’s been for years🤣

 

 

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12 hours ago, Monkeys Fist said:

Time to resurrect the Stokoeshop thread. :lol:
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“Eeeyah, marrow, me greyut-greyut-grandad telt iz Bob Stokoe was FRENZIEYED! “

 

 

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43 minutes ago, thebrokendoll said:

oh no, somebody's written a book about athletic bilbao and there's no mention of their deep gratitude and respect for the mackems. surely there must be some mistake?

 

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2 hours ago, thebrokendoll said:

oh no, somebody's written a book about athletic bilbao and there's no mention of their deep gratitude and respect for the mackems. surely there must be some mistake?

 

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"But you're ignoring the extensive reysearch Bilbao black cats have done inventing a legacey link! What about that!? Wazzey waysting his time, like?! Eh?! How much are the Saudis paying you?! FTM!"

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why the fuck are these stupid cunts whipping themselves up in to a frenzy about pubs in newcastle having nufc stuff on the walls?

 

https://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/fleet-street-newcastle.1664697/

 

theyre pubs, in newcastle, which has a football club. its hardly innovative, theres been city centre pubs doing it since I was a youth. if they dont like it why the fuck dont they just not go in them? or drink in sunderland?

whenever im back up home i have absolutely zero fucking desire to pop over to sunderland for a pint. in the unlikely event i ever did and encountered a sunderland town centre pub with sunderland pictures on the wall I can't for one minute imagine I'd be apoplectic about it.

the fucking cretins.

 

 

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1 hour ago, thebrokendoll said:

why the fuck are these stupid cunts whipping themselves up in to a frenzy about pubs in newcastle having nufc stuff on the walls?

 

https://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/fleet-street-newcastle.1664697/

 

theyre pubs, in newcastle, which has a football club. its hardly innovative, theres been city centre pubs doing it since I was a youth. if they dont like it why the fuck dont they just not go in them? or drink in sunderland?

whenever im back up home i have absolutely zero fucking desire to pop over to sunderland for a pint. in the unlikely event i ever did and encountered a sunderland town centre pub with sunderland pictures on the wall I can't for one minute imagine I'd be apoplectic about it.

the fucking cretins.

 

 

"Proper small time as fuck, marra." - Said the mackem on a mackem message board discussing a bar in Newcastle city centre.

 

"Peweh obsessed wiv weh" - Said the other mackem on a mackem message board discussing a bar in Newcastle city centre.

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