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1 minute ago, Renton said:

 

CaptianRed needs to get his ticket stubs checked. 

 

"Screeeyn shot you bank staytment, marra. Wey want to see the muneey to Sunderland leeyving you account. FTM"

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10 minutes ago, Ayatollah Hermione said:

Needs to prove he’s a MLF by sending a carrier pigeon with his season ticket wrapped around its foot to RTG headquarters in the darkest depths of Pallion

Risky sending a bird. You know what they're like.

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This McCarthyism is getting serious. Now the MLFs of the SMB are cross referencing which posters liked posts not toeing the SMB line to out closet mags. :lol:

 

Starman is latest to be found out and burnt at the stake.

 

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Before it got hidden from public view the consensus was that the VAR official had been paid off because he’d done a match in Saudi Arabia before. No idea if that’s the case but I’m fairly sure there’s more than one official involved anyway. When someone asked why Havertz wasn’t sent off it was apparently because that would’ve been too blatant in terms trying to influence the result :lol: 

Meanwhile the most exciting crop of youngsters in Europe failed to score against a Swansea side who played two thirds of the match with 10 men. 
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22 minutes ago, Alex said:

Before it got hidden from public view the consensus was that the VAR official had been paid off because he’d done a match in Saudi Arabia before. No idea if that’s the case but I’m fairly sure there’s more than one official involved anyway. When someone asked why Havertz wasn’t sent off it was apparently because that would’ve been too blatant in terms trying to influence the result :lol: 

Meanwhile the most exciting crop of youngsters in Europe failed to score against a Swansea side who played two thirds of the match with 10 men. 
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exile was on that thread hoying the asterisks about again.

not seen either for a little while, was good to have them back again.

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22 minutes ago, Alex said:

Before it got hidden from public view the consensus was that the VAR official had been paid off because he’d done a match in Saudi Arabia before. No idea if that’s the case but I’m fairly sure there’s more than one official involved anyway. When someone asked why Havertz wasn’t sent off it was apparently because that would’ve been too blatant in terms trying to influence the result :lol: 

Meanwhile the most exciting crop of youngsters in Europe failed to score against a Swansea side who played two thirds of the match with 10 men. 
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I was flicking tbrpugh the games yesterday, waiting for ours and spent about 10 minutes watching their game. The level is clearly lower but to be fair they did try and play some decent stuff and looked sort of good in spells though their striker I'd never heard of missed a sitter. Swansea had a couple of chances as well as the Mackems seem to be very open. 

 

Then I read a thread this morning which stated the football they played in that first half was absolutely fantastic and they were privileged to be witness to it. 

 

One or two did respond that yeah, but they didn't win but the majority agreed with the new Ajax/Barca pov. 

 

Incredible. 

 

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10 minutes ago, NJS said:

I was flicking tbrpugh the games yesterday, waiting for ours and spent about 10 minutes watching their game. The level is clearly lower but to be fair they did try and play some decent stuff and looked sort of good in spells though their striker I'd never heard of missed a sitter. Swansea had a couple of chances as well as the Mackems seem to be very open. 

 

Then I read a thread this morning which stated the football they played in that first half was absolutely fantastic and they were privileged to be witness to it. 

 

One or two did respond that yeah, but they didn't win but the majority agreed with the new Ajax/Barca pov. 

 

Incredible. 

 

3 shots on target 

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41 minutes ago, thebrokendoll said:

 

exile was on that thread hoying the asterisks about again.

not seen either for a little while, was good to have them back again.

 

According to Exile, we shouldn't be able to enjoy our matches as EVERYONE knows they have all been fixed. It's an open secret. May as well give us that PL trophy now I guess. 

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11 minutes ago, Renton said:

 

According to Exile, we shouldn't be able to enjoy our matches as EVERYONE knows they have all been fixed. It's an open secret. May as well give us that PL trophy now I guess. 

 

strange isn't it?

 

arrived at the grosvenor casino yesterday to discover they've finally got some beer on tap so enjoyed a couple of doombars.

cracking, tense game of football which resulted in a win which keeps right in the top 4 mix.

lush sitty down mixed shawarma wrap in the kebab house.

couple of more doombars.

journey home seemed to piss by.

feet up with a glass of white wine at 01.30 watching arteta's meltdown on motd.

 

all sounds quite canny until exile reminded me i'd actually had a shite day out.   :(

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1 hour ago, Howmanheyman said:

I hate to put a damp squib on our last two victories against Man U away and Arsenal at home but......

 

 

 

:( Sad

 

 

 

 

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1 hour ago, Ayatollah Hermione said:

I like how we’re rigging every game but have still decided to lose a few of them :lol: 

 

All part of the plan marra, can't makeit too obvious. Like the time we put 8 past Sheffield United. Nobody would think it was possible to rig a game to that extent. Smart. 

 

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9 minutes ago, Dougle said:

There's an Anthony Gordon thread over there.

Started 40 mins ago and on it's second page.

Get yersell over ther LTA

How many of their players are better than him so far? 

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The closet I have ever come to being interested in Sunderland's demise was Sunderland Til I Die. Part of it was amusing because it was Sunderland and we had Ashley at the time so there wasn't much to shout about. The majority of the interest came from the genuine fascination of how badly an organisation could be ran. In the end though, I think I would have been just as interested if it had been someone like Bolton. 

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:lol: It’s balanced like you’d expect so far, we also paid £60m for him despite not a single report saying we paid that. 

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The bloke who said he’s canny is sportswashed

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