Howay 12462 Posted June 2, 2016 Share Posted June 2, 2016 I saw Krul in the airport bogs recently. It was an unscheduled rendezvous. His hair is fucking brutal in person. He had the gall to actually check it in the mirror before leaving the toilets. That confirms something I have long feared, he actually rates his hair. For a long time I simply brushed off Tim Krul's brutal hair cuts as part of his unfashionable Dutch upbringing, maybe he simply doesn't care I thought but then I began to worry that like Colocinni he actually thought his utterly nightmarish hair cut looked good. Thanks for the confirmation, he can leave now. I'm glad I've never seen it up close that must have ruined your flying experience. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34660 Posted June 2, 2016 Share Posted June 2, 2016 I tell you what though. He's got huge arms. And I don't mean long, I mean his upper arms are way more muscular than I expected. I thought he was a bit of a glake. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
essembeeofsunderland 811 Posted June 2, 2016 Share Posted June 2, 2016 How big down below quarters Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howay 12462 Posted June 2, 2016 Share Posted June 2, 2016 You lads have a tense off? Suppose worse stuff happens in bogs. Him flipping his dreadful locks about would have put you off your tense game. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34660 Posted June 2, 2016 Share Posted June 2, 2016 How big down below quartersThat man is a coward. He has no balls. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34660 Posted June 2, 2016 Share Posted June 2, 2016 You lads have a tense off? Suppose worse stuff happens in bogs. Him flipping his dreadful locks about would have put you off your tense game.This was me. I won at a canter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howay 12462 Posted June 2, 2016 Share Posted June 2, 2016 This was me. I won at a canter. I love that he used a quote from Rocky. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 30471 Posted June 2, 2016 Share Posted June 2, 2016 That man is a coward. He has no balls. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toonotl 2431 Posted June 3, 2016 Share Posted June 3, 2016 I saw Krul in the airport bogs recently. It was an unscheduled rendezvous. His hair is fucking brutal in person. He had the gall to actually check it in the mirror before leaving the toilets. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrew 4231 Posted June 15, 2016 Share Posted June 15, 2016 Koeman wants him at Everton apparently. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
essembeeofsunderland 811 Posted June 15, 2016 Share Posted June 15, 2016 If he gives me a call i will drive the coward to Merseyside,free of charge. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 6434 Posted June 15, 2016 Share Posted June 15, 2016 Could I have a lift to Heathrow please? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 26501 Posted June 15, 2016 Share Posted June 15, 2016 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayvin 4964 Posted January 31, 2017 Share Posted January 31, 2017 Why the fuck would he go to Watford...? He's either been told he's not getting back into the first team then, or he just can't wait the 6 months it would take for him to get PL football with us. He'll go for a fucking pittance as well, no doubt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayvin 4964 Posted January 31, 2017 Share Posted January 31, 2017 Ah sorry, if it's a loan then fair enough. I thought it was a firm sale. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holden McGroin 4905 Posted January 31, 2017 Share Posted January 31, 2017 I think Darlow will play for England one day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 16747 Posted January 31, 2017 Share Posted January 31, 2017 I think Darlow will play for England one day. Aye 100%. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 30471 Posted January 31, 2017 Share Posted January 31, 2017 Hopefully he'll still be playing for us if he does Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 9018 Posted January 31, 2017 Share Posted January 31, 2017 I think Darlow will play for England one day. Sure, why not, Michael Ricketts did. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rogerbarton 24 Posted January 31, 2017 Share Posted January 31, 2017 My one concern for Krul's move is that they're saying he's coming in as cover for Pantilimon. That bears repeating: cover for Pantilimon. Not to forget that Pantilimon is only playing because Gomes is out. Krul needs games and is surely the best keeper on his day out of the three. I suppose wages are another issue from our perspective though - useful to get him off the books. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
essembeeofsunderland 811 Posted January 31, 2017 Share Posted January 31, 2017 Very,very,very useful to get him off the books . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj 17 Posted January 31, 2017 Share Posted January 31, 2017 Gone to Alkmaar on loan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 19844 Posted January 31, 2017 Share Posted January 31, 2017 I wonder if he'll ever play again for us now. He cant expect to waltz back as number 1 after jumping ship for the season we went down. The coward! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rogerbarton 24 Posted January 31, 2017 Share Posted January 31, 2017 Do I detect a hint of sarcasm? Pretty sure Rafa had decided we would go with Sels as number one, and had Darlow and then Elliot coming back as cover, so didn't need a returning Krul to make a fourth keeper. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 19844 Posted January 31, 2017 Share Posted January 31, 2017 I was just posting in essembee mode Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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