ewerk 26738 Posted December 22, 2023 Share Posted December 22, 2023 Whereas I grew up wanking over Arlene Foster. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 9392 Posted December 23, 2023 Share Posted December 23, 2023 10 hours ago, Gemmill said: Taskmaster is where it's at. Wyki now worried whether his wife is watching Callum and enjoying herself a bit much or a closet Tory. 🙂 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Toonpack 7002 Posted December 24, 2023 Share Posted December 24, 2023 I see the home secretary has been getting marriage guidance tips from Gemmill 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 9392 Posted December 25, 2023 Share Posted December 25, 2023 🙂 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonpack 7002 Posted December 25, 2023 Share Posted December 25, 2023 What's a cuwt 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 9392 Posted December 26, 2023 Share Posted December 26, 2023 13 hours ago, Toonpack said: What's a cuwt The first rule of cuwt club is... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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RobinRobin 9392 Posted December 28, 2023 Share Posted December 28, 2023 🙂🍷🥂 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holden McGroin 5025 Posted December 28, 2023 Share Posted December 28, 2023 (edited) 25 minutes ago, RobinRobin said: 🙂🍷🥂 Thank god. Finally a reason we swapped this for freedom of movement over an entire continent. Edited December 28, 2023 by Holden McGroin 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 27370 Posted December 28, 2023 Share Posted December 28, 2023 I was just saying to the wife how burdensome these 750ml wine bottles were just the other day. I'm sure bottle manufacturers will retrospectively alter their production plants to accommodate it and the vintners will be happy paying to alter their bottling lines. And of course Mr and Mrs UK will be dying to buy a smaller sized bottle for what would probably be roughly the same cost. Excellent work, Tories! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 30717 Posted December 28, 2023 Share Posted December 28, 2023 32 minutes ago, RobinRobin said: That figure seems a bit high Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 30717 Posted December 28, 2023 Share Posted December 28, 2023 1 minute ago, Howmanheyman said: I was just saying to the wife how burdensome these 750ml wine bottles were just the other day. I'm sure bottle manufacturers will retrospectively alter their production plants to accommodate it and the vintners will be happy paying to alter their bottling lines. And of course Mr and Mrs UK will be dying to buy a smaller sized bottle for what would probably be roughly the same cost. Excellent work, Tories! In America standard for a bottle of spirits is, iirc, 750mls. Here / the EU it’s 700mls. But the bottles are the same size. You just get two shots less in the ones here. It would be funny as fuck if they just did the same, obviously much more noticeably in the case of it only containing a pint of wine. The other thing it’s only going to apply to British wine-makers English wine is actually very good. But it’s low yield and expensive due to the conditions here. It makes up less than 1% of the UK market. Despite it being low yield they can’t even sell all the stuff they produce. Because it’s not well known so why would your average punter pay £20+ for a bottle of Chapel Down sparkling wine when they can get supermarket champagne cheaper? So, all in all, it’s not really something the DBT should be crowing about 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Alex 30717 Posted December 29, 2023 Share Posted December 29, 2023 13 minutes ago, RobinRobin said: 🙂 Apparently he lost his blob because Vorderman and the ex-Marine / Labour candidate who is going to beat him at the next election questioned his record. He said earlier this year that he would eradicate involuntary veteran homelessness. It’s gone up 14%. His response to being called out was to say the bloke had served 5mins (actually 7 years and became a captain in that time). 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJS 3989 Posted December 29, 2023 Share Posted December 29, 2023 Mercer is held up as some kind of "decent" tory because he backs "our boys". What this really means is a carte blanche to commit war crimes followed by abandonment to PTSD and homelessness. He's just another cunt. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 30717 Posted December 29, 2023 Share Posted December 29, 2023 Just now, NJS said: Mercer is held up as some kind of "decent" tory because he backs "our boys". What this really means is a carte blanche to commit war crimes followed by abandonment to PTSD and homelessness. He's just another cunt. Yep, 100% this Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 17986 Posted December 29, 2023 Share Posted December 29, 2023 23 hours ago, RobinRobin said: 🙂🍷🥂 Sam Allerdyce rejoices. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzler 5725 Posted December 29, 2023 Share Posted December 29, 2023 3 hours ago, Renton said: Sam Allerdyce rejoices. They serving gravy in pint size wine bottles too like? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 6058 Posted December 29, 2023 Share Posted December 29, 2023 Bunch of freeloading cunts https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2023/dec/29/uk-ministers-asked-to-explain-fourth-delay-to-covid-wine-cellar-report 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 13897 Posted December 29, 2023 Share Posted December 29, 2023 Tim Martin got a knighthood 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 39071 Posted December 30, 2023 Share Posted December 30, 2023 12 hours ago, Tom said: Tim Martin got a knighthood Was it in the New Year honours list , or in Truss’s Got Sacked Honours List, which were conveniently released on the same day? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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