Monkeys Fist 46040 Posted August 30, 2023 Share Posted August 30, 2023 What’s most annoying is that I was wearing safety boots, but because my feet are so fucking hobbit-like, (wider than they are long), I have to get size 8 boots for feet that are only size 6 long to get the fuckers on. Little toe evidently wasn’t in the “safety zone. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 37669 Posted August 30, 2023 Share Posted August 30, 2023 Christ almighty, we've got a mushroom cock, a Chinese mouse and Frodo's feet. Have I missed any? 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 23620 Posted August 30, 2023 Share Posted August 30, 2023 Might as well call me Marty Feldman 🙄 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blastronaut 1368 Posted August 30, 2023 Share Posted August 30, 2023 1 hour ago, Monkeys Fist said: I broke my fucking toe on my first drop this morning. One 11 hour shift later and it’s throbbing like a bastard. Just taken my boot off to have a look at it and for some reason I’m suddenly craving some Morcilla Blood Sausage Ffs How the fuck you managed break it off and also slice the fucker in half is actually quite impressive. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 46040 Posted August 30, 2023 Share Posted August 30, 2023 9 minutes ago, wykikitoon said: Might as well call me Marty Feldman 🙄 Is it the hump or the eyes? ( wait for it… ) 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strawb 4709 Posted August 30, 2023 Share Posted August 30, 2023 1 hour ago, Monkeys Fist said: What’s most annoying is that I was wearing safety boots, but because my feet are so fucking hobbit-like, (wider than they are long), I have to get size 8 boots for feet that are only size 6 long to get the fuckers on. Little toe evidently wasn’t in the “safety zone. You are a size 6 shoe? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 46040 Posted August 30, 2023 Share Posted August 30, 2023 Just now, strawb said: You are a size 6 shoe? Length of foot, aye. But they’re stupidly wide, with a freakishly high instep, so I need to get 7 or 8s to get them on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sammynb 3949 Posted August 30, 2023 Share Posted August 30, 2023 (edited) 3 hours ago, Monkeys Fist said: But they’re stupidly wide, with a freakishly high instep, so I need to get 7 or 8s to get them on. Well as @RobinRobin will explain to you, that high instep would have you as an outcast in Hobbiton. Gazza, you know you can buy extra wide steel cap boots? https://tbwsafety.com.au/search-by-brand/wide-load/wide-load-690bz-15cm-6-black-steel-toe-zip-lace-up-boot.html Even your high arched, hobbit foot should fit in those. Edited August 30, 2023 by sammynb 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 46040 Posted August 31, 2023 Share Posted August 31, 2023 Do they sail themselves from Australia? For £142 I want them to be more watertight than a Hungarian Granny three way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 12807 Posted August 31, 2023 Share Posted August 31, 2023 9 hours ago, Monkeys Fist said: I broke my fucking toe on my first drop this morning. One 11 hour shift later and it’s throbbing like a bastard. Just taken my boot off to have a look at it and for some reason I’m suddenly craving some Morcilla Blood Sausage Ffs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 12807 Posted August 31, 2023 Share Posted August 31, 2023 7 hours ago, Monkeys Fist said: Is it the hump or the eyes? ( wait for it… ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OTF 8580 Posted September 1, 2023 Share Posted September 1, 2023 On 18/08/2023 at 19:44, The Fish said: Well she's going to get a shock when the results come back and I'm essentially Thor without the flowing locks. I have no doubt you'll be thor when they're finished with you. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 23620 Posted December 25, 2023 Share Posted December 25, 2023 Woke up this morning laid out in the bathroom 🙄 another fucking seizure. Thankfully the wife said I came around quickly. Just feel drained. Not been able to exercise for 2 months due to a chest infection so putting it down to that 1 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 37669 Posted December 25, 2023 Share Posted December 25, 2023 Hope you can pull around wykiki, when the wife's had them in the past she's floored out all day even when she's compos mentis. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 15011 Posted December 25, 2023 Share Posted December 25, 2023 My mate suffers with them and it’s at the point where he’s going to need brain surgery to remove the benign tumour that’s causing them. Something like a 98% success rate but increased a bit more because it isn’t keyhole. Going to be a worrying day or so when he goes in for it but hopefully, when they’re rummaging in his brain meat, they can switch off what makes him a miserable cunt 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 12807 Posted December 25, 2023 Share Posted December 25, 2023 7 minutes ago, Ayatollah Hermione said: My mate suffers with them and it’s at the point where he’s going to need brain surgery to remove the benign tumour that’s causing them. Something like a 98% success rate but increased a bit more because it isn’t keyhole. Going to be a worrying day or so when he goes in for it but hopefully, when they’re rummaging in his brain meat, they can switch off what makes him a miserable cunt Talk about kicking Wyki when he's down. 🙂 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 12807 Posted December 25, 2023 Share Posted December 25, 2023 15 minutes ago, wykikitoon said: Woke up this morning laid out in the bathroom 🙄 another fucking seizure. Thankfully the wife said I came around quickly. Just feel drained. Not been able to exercise for 2 months due to a chest infection so putting it down to that Get well soon. 🙂 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 46040 Posted December 25, 2023 Share Posted December 25, 2023 I also woke up on the bathroom floor this morning…. Doctor said don’t mix grape and grain. Get well soon Wykiki, obvs 👍 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strawb 4709 Posted December 25, 2023 Share Posted December 25, 2023 21 minutes ago, wykikitoon said: Woke up this morning laid out in the bathroom 🙄 another fucking seizure. Thankfully the wife said I came around quickly. Just feel drained. Not been able to exercise for 2 months due to a chest infection so putting it down to that All the best mate, hope you get it figured out 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Carr's Gloves 4327 Posted December 25, 2023 Share Posted December 25, 2023 2 hours ago, wykikitoon said: Woke up this morning laid out in the bathroom 🙄 another fucking seizure. Thankfully the wife said I came around quickly. Just feel drained. Not been able to exercise for 2 months due to a chest infection so putting it down to that Hope it gets fixed soon bud 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonpack 12001 Posted December 25, 2023 Share Posted December 25, 2023 (edited) 3 hours ago, wykikitoon said: Woke up this morning laid out in the bathroom 🙄 another fucking seizure. Thankfully the wife said I came around quickly. Just feel drained. Not been able to exercise for 2 months due to a chest infection so putting it down to that Shite Wyki, hope all settles down mate. As an aside, is there a pattern, do these blackouts seem to occur when Callum appears on screen and then miraculously clear when he's not ?? Might be worth keeping an eye on the Mrs. Edited December 25, 2023 by Toonpack 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 23620 Posted December 25, 2023 Share Posted December 25, 2023 Had it since I was born. It's generally fine but the lack of riding these last few weeks hasn't helped. Down at the in laws now. Had a kip and just about to have dinner. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrew 5412 Posted January 2, 2024 Share Posted January 2, 2024 Went to the beach today, the 2nd is a public hol in NZ and I've managed to come home with the soles of my feet so burnt by the sand that they've blistered this might be the stupidest injury I have ever inflicted on myself. 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 14195 Posted January 2, 2024 Share Posted January 2, 2024 Aye I was worried about that when I had the dog to Whitley Bay yesterday 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 23620 Posted January 2, 2024 Share Posted January 2, 2024 56 minutes ago, Andrew said: Went to the beach today, the 2nd is a public hol in NZ and I've managed to come home with the soles of my feet so burnt by the sand that they've blistered this might be the stupidest injury I have ever inflicted on myself. A mate of mine did that and it was fucking bad. Hope you're not too bad. When I was in Italy a couple of years ago, I was sat by the pool and an English couple came and sat near us. Lass was a ginger and a fucking unit to boot. Spent all day like a beached whale sunning herself. By around 15:00 you could see how fucking red she was. That night whilst the wife was getting ready I went for a stroll. As I was leaving the hotel she was getting loaded into the back of an ambulance. Silly fat cunt. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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