Monkeys Fist 31326 Posted August 30 Share Posted August 30 What’s most annoying is that I was wearing safety boots, but because my feet are so fucking hobbit-like, (wider than they are long), I have to get size 8 boots for feet that are only size 6 long to get the fuckers on. Little toe evidently wasn’t in the “safety zone. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 21358 Posted August 30 Share Posted August 30 Christ almighty, we've got a mushroom cock, a Chinese mouse and Frodo's feet. Have I missed any? 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 12945 Posted August 30 Share Posted August 30 Might as well call me Marty Feldman 🙄 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blastronaut 1000 Posted August 30 Share Posted August 30 1 hour ago, Monkeys Fist said: I broke my fucking toe on my first drop this morning. One 11 hour shift later and it’s throbbing like a bastard. Just taken my boot off to have a look at it and for some reason I’m suddenly craving some Morcilla Blood Sausage Ffs How the fuck you managed break it off and also slice the fucker in half is actually quite impressive. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 31326 Posted August 30 Share Posted August 30 9 minutes ago, wykikitoon said: Might as well call me Marty Feldman 🙄 Is it the hump or the eyes? ( wait for it… ) 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strawb 3114 Posted August 30 Share Posted August 30 1 hour ago, Monkeys Fist said: What’s most annoying is that I was wearing safety boots, but because my feet are so fucking hobbit-like, (wider than they are long), I have to get size 8 boots for feet that are only size 6 long to get the fuckers on. Little toe evidently wasn’t in the “safety zone. You are a size 6 shoe? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 31326 Posted August 30 Share Posted August 30 Just now, strawb said: You are a size 6 shoe? Length of foot, aye. But they’re stupidly wide, with a freakishly high instep, so I need to get 7 or 8s to get them on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sammynb 2144 Posted August 30 Share Posted August 30 (edited) 3 hours ago, Monkeys Fist said: But they’re stupidly wide, with a freakishly high instep, so I need to get 7 or 8s to get them on. Well as @RobinRobin will explain to you, that high instep would have you as an outcast in Hobbiton. Gazza, you know you can buy extra wide steel cap boots? https://tbwsafety.com.au/search-by-brand/wide-load/wide-load-690bz-15cm-6-black-steel-toe-zip-lace-up-boot.html Even your high arched, hobbit foot should fit in those. Edited August 30 by sammynb 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 31326 Posted August 31 Share Posted August 31 Do they sail themselves from Australia? For £142 I want them to be more watertight than a Hungarian Granny three way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 6658 Posted August 31 Share Posted August 31 9 hours ago, Monkeys Fist said: I broke my fucking toe on my first drop this morning. One 11 hour shift later and it’s throbbing like a bastard. Just taken my boot off to have a look at it and for some reason I’m suddenly craving some Morcilla Blood Sausage Ffs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 6658 Posted August 31 Share Posted August 31 7 hours ago, Monkeys Fist said: Is it the hump or the eyes? ( wait for it… ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OTF 4953 Posted September 1 Share Posted September 1 On 18/08/2023 at 19:44, The Fish said: Well she's going to get a shock when the results come back and I'm essentially Thor without the flowing locks. I have no doubt you'll be thor when they're finished with you. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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