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What’s most annoying is that I was wearing safety boots, but because my feet are so fucking hobbit-like, (wider than they are long), I have to get size 8 boots for feet that are only size 6 long to get the fuckers on. 
Little toe evidently wasn’t in the “safety zone. 
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1 hour ago, Monkeys Fist said:

I broke my fucking toe on my first drop this morning. 
One 11 hour shift later and it’s throbbing like a bastard. 
 

Just taken my boot off to have a look at it and for some reason I’m suddenly craving some Morcilla Blood Sausage

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Ffs

 

How the fuck you managed break it off and also slice the fucker in half is actually quite impressive.

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1 hour ago, Monkeys Fist said:

What’s most annoying is that I was wearing safety boots, but because my feet are so fucking hobbit-like, (wider than they are long), I have to get size 8 boots for feet that are only size 6 long to get the fuckers on. 
Little toe evidently wasn’t in the “safety zone. 
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You are a size 6 shoe? 

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Just now, strawb said:

You are a size 6 shoe? 

Length of foot, aye. 
But they’re stupidly wide, with a freakishly high instep, so I need to get 7 or 8s to get them on. 

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3 hours ago, Monkeys Fist said:

But they’re stupidly wide, with a freakishly high instep, so I need to get 7 or 8s to get them on. 

 

Well as @RobinRobin will explain to you, that high instep would have you as an outcast in Hobbiton.

Gazza, you know you can buy extra wide steel cap boots?

https://tbwsafety.com.au/search-by-brand/wide-load/wide-load-690bz-15cm-6-black-steel-toe-zip-lace-up-boot.html

Even your high arched, hobbit foot should fit in those.

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9 hours ago, Monkeys Fist said:

I broke my fucking toe on my first drop this morning. 
One 11 hour shift later and it’s throbbing like a bastard. 
 

Just taken my boot off to have a look at it and for some reason I’m suddenly craving some Morcilla Blood Sausage

e0d036362b6347528ca854193c3833a9.jpg
 

 

Ffs

:sick:

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On 18/08/2023 at 19:44, The Fish said:

 

Well she's going to get a shock when the results come back and I'm essentially Thor without the flowing locks.

 

I have no doubt you'll be thor when they're finished with you.

 

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