Howay 12462 Posted April 30, 2015 Share Posted April 30, 2015 Not really a shock at all mate just a lot of people were pinning their hopes on him scoring the goals in the last 3 games. Aye, I was one of them tbh. I think we'll be ok either way as I really don't see Sunderland picking up 6 points. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StoneColdStephenIreland 74 Posted April 30, 2015 Share Posted April 30, 2015 (edited) http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/john-carver-says-newcastle-united-9156237?utm_source=dlvr.it&utm_medium=twitter Jesus wept. Ryder going on like Carver's a new age messiah in the world of football management because he's invited 2 fans for a cup of tea ffs. If he was as brilliant as Ryder makes out he wouldn't be doing it as the fans wouldn't have bollocked him for being such a knacker ffs! Also It is a privileged area to be honest. You see everything that goes on. But its important that they get behind the team and try not distract me from doing my job. You might aswell concentrate on custard creams cos we all know you can't do a fucking thing when we're surrendering at home to shite teams by the 60th minute you arsehole. Edited April 30, 2015 by StoneColdStephenIreland Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34658 Posted April 30, 2015 Share Posted April 30, 2015 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38859 Posted April 30, 2015 Share Posted April 30, 2015 Canny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34658 Posted April 30, 2015 Share Posted April 30, 2015 Someone on reddit asked "Did she just transform and roll out?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Makom 0 Posted April 30, 2015 Share Posted April 30, 2015 Welcome to the tour lads. See this cupboard, this is where we keep the WD40 for routine player maintenance.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38859 Posted April 30, 2015 Share Posted April 30, 2015 Saw this on there the other day. http://i.imgur.com/p3Bc8s4.gifv Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34658 Posted April 30, 2015 Share Posted April 30, 2015 That is INSANE. What pole control. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38859 Posted April 30, 2015 Share Posted April 30, 2015 That is INSANE. What pole control. Thats almost word for word what my reaction was. Almost Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monroe Transfer 0 Posted April 30, 2015 Share Posted April 30, 2015 ^ knows his way around a pole Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
@yourservice 67 Posted April 30, 2015 Share Posted April 30, 2015 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayvin 4964 Posted April 30, 2015 Share Posted April 30, 2015 http://www.theguardian.com/football/2015/apr/30/newcastle-united-steve-mcclaren-derby-county- Carver apparently went down to Derby to lose 4-0 to McClaren and 'definitely not talk about the job' that he's still 'in pole position for', the walking pillock of a man... Not even intelligent enough to work out that he's being stitched up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 19844 Posted April 30, 2015 Share Posted April 30, 2015 I've been waiting for that. I need eleven players who are going to do for me what he (Riviere) did for me last weekend. So not score any goals then? Brilliant Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trooper 940 Posted May 1, 2015 Share Posted May 1, 2015 http://www.themag.co.uk/2015/05/fan-gives-blow-by-blow-account-of-john-carver-behind-closed-doors-meeting/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holden McGroin 4905 Posted May 1, 2015 Share Posted May 1, 2015 We'll get points from West Brom, QPR and probably West Ham. Reckon Leicester will take all 3 but Cisse, de Jong, Dummett & Sissoko will bring points with their return. (As long as Carver plays Dummett ahead of others ) What makes you think we'll get something from QPR away? They'll see that as a 3 point opportunity. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zico martin 84 Posted May 1, 2015 Share Posted May 1, 2015 http://www.themag.co.uk/2015/05/fan-gives-blow-by-blow-account-of-john-carver-behind-closed-doors-meeting/ got more than he bargained for? What have i missed, there's little to show that was the case here and the two fans seem to have been quite restrained as far as i can see! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 9018 Posted May 1, 2015 Share Posted May 1, 2015 What makes you think we'll get something from QPR away? They'll see that as a 3 point opportunity. They'll likely already be down when we meet them. (Liv & Man City) and we'll have de Jong, Dummett and Sissoko back by then too. Maybe Aarons? Also they're fucking shit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holden McGroin 4905 Posted May 1, 2015 Share Posted May 1, 2015 They'll likely already be down when we meet them. (Liv & Man City) and we'll have de Jong, Dummett and Sissoko back by then too. Maybe Aarons? Also they're fucking shit. And so are we. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trooper 940 Posted May 1, 2015 Share Posted May 1, 2015 Carver accepts that some of the players aren’t good enough but he has no one else to play because of injuries. He also insisted that he tells Williamson not to play the long ball but he just keeps doing it. He said he’s been told he’ll have money to spend in the summer and if not he’ll walk. But then went on to say he’ll still be here next year as manger or coach as he still has a 5 year contract. This from his meet the fans meeting today. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 19844 Posted May 1, 2015 Share Posted May 1, 2015 aye i reckon we must have been by far the worst team in the league of 2015. has anyone else managed fewer than the six points we've chalked up since January? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howay 12462 Posted May 1, 2015 Share Posted May 1, 2015 Carver accepts that some of the players aren’t good enough but he has no one else to play because of injuries. This alone shows he simply isn't cut out to be a football manager, even if you didn't know the disastrous results he has had. You can't just keep coming out saying the players aren't good enough or don't have the heart, or question their fucking genetic make up and expect them to play well for you! He's absolutely fucking useless and I look forward to a time when he isn't connected with the club. It's also canny funny to hear them say Wendy is the most stuck up person they've met. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holden McGroin 4905 Posted May 1, 2015 Share Posted May 1, 2015 Like he'd walk out of the job if he doesnt get the money to spend ! Thats the reason you're getting the job you fucking moron ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34658 Posted May 1, 2015 Share Posted May 1, 2015 Re Taylor, has anyone ever met anyone that worked in PR who wasn't completely self-absorbed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayvin 4964 Posted May 1, 2015 Share Posted May 1, 2015 "I've told Williamson not to play long balls, but he just keeps doing it" Grade A manager material, right there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anorthernsoul 1221 Posted May 1, 2015 Author Share Posted May 1, 2015 "I've told Williamson not to play long balls, but he just keeps doing it" Grade A manager material, right there. Fucking hell Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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