Isegrim 8872 Posted July 4, 2023 Share Posted July 4, 2023 10 hours ago, Monkeys Fist said: What the fuck are you going to do for three weeks in Buckfuckinghamshire? 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 17804 Posted July 4, 2023 Share Posted July 4, 2023 (edited) 14 hours ago, strawb said: Well that was 4 days of my life I won’t get back, topped off today by a 7.5 hour drive from Wales to boro (taking my mam for her op in the morning) due to the M62. Which is in my opinion the worst road in the world, and I’ve driven in North Africa. Never had bother on the M62, although a colleague who regularly commutes Liverpool to Newcastle informs me it is much busier than it was when I was a regular user. But M-8 (fuck you autocorrect)/M74 junction merge just south of Glasgow city centre. This place is hell on Earth, regardless of accidents. I just don't get where all the people are going to. Past Paisley you have the likes of Prestwick, Ayr, Greenock, Largs. Not exactly some metropolis that should reduce an EIGHT lane motorway to a car park every single day. Edited July 4, 2023 by Renton Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strawb 3660 Posted July 4, 2023 Share Posted July 4, 2023 46 minutes ago, Renton said: Never had bother on the M62, although a colleague who regularly commutes Liverpool to Newcastle informs me it is much busier than it was when I was a regular user. But M-8 (fuck you autocorrect)/M74 junction merge just south of Glasgow city centre. This place is hell on Earth, regardless of accidents. I just don't get where all the people are going to. Past Paisley you have the likes of Prestwick, Ayr, Greenock, Largs. Not exactly some metropolis that should reduce an EIGHT lane motorway to a car park every single day. It’s probably because I drive it all the time, going home to see family but it’s mind blowing how often there are massive tailbacks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 16700 Posted July 4, 2023 Share Posted July 4, 2023 15 hours ago, PaddockLad said: I mean look at this, they had to build the motorway at virtually its highest point around this farm because the pig ignorant awkward Yorkshire bastard of a farmer wouldn’t accept the compulsory purchase order for all the money on the fuckin planet You do know that's a total urban myth. It's like that due to the geology. They offered to pay for him to move but he accepted he wanted to stay. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 8995 Posted July 4, 2023 Share Posted July 4, 2023 21 minutes ago, wykikitoon said: You do know that's a total urban myth. It's like that due to the geology. They offered to pay for him to move but he accepted he wanted to stay. 13 hours late me old mucka 13 hours ago, The Fish said: Heard that, but it's not true. More about the geography than Yorkshire obstinacy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonpack 6866 Posted July 4, 2023 Share Posted July 4, 2023 22 minutes ago, wykikitoon said: You do know that's a total urban myth. It's like that due to the geology. They offered to pay for him to move but he accepted he wanted to stay. Can't be an urban myth, moorland myth maybe, only in Yorkshire would that place be considered as urban verging on metropolis. 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 16700 Posted July 4, 2023 Share Posted July 4, 2023 27 minutes ago, The Fish said: 13 hours late me old mucka Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaddockLad 14609 Posted July 4, 2023 Share Posted July 4, 2023 Fuckin hell am sorry I mentioned it 😞 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 16700 Posted July 4, 2023 Share Posted July 4, 2023 As for the M62, what a cunt of a road it is. I was once driving to Manchester airport one Feb. It was pissing with rain over the tops about 4am and some cunt come flying past about 80mph. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 17804 Posted July 4, 2023 Share Posted July 4, 2023 7 minutes ago, PaddockLad said: Fuckin hell am sorry I mentioned it 😞 1 minute ago, wykikitoon said: As for the M62, what a cunt of a road it is. I was once driving to Manchester airport one Feb. It was pissing with rain over the tops about 4am and some cunt come flying past about 80mph. Yelling "Out the fucking way Wiggins!" 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 17804 Posted July 4, 2023 Share Posted July 4, 2023 11 minutes ago, PaddockLad said: Fuckin hell am sorry I mentioned it 😞 You said they got a compulsory purchase order but didn't move? Didn't you get an education in your Scottish Borders hovel? Think Patterson, think. 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 9232 Posted July 4, 2023 Share Posted July 4, 2023 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaddockLad 14609 Posted July 4, 2023 Share Posted July 4, 2023 7 minutes ago, Renton said: You said they got a compulsory purchase order but didn't move? Didn't you get an education in your Scottish Borders hovel? Think Patterson, think. I think this all arose via the Wogmeister on radio 2. So am blaming a dead Irishman for my admittedly piss poor effort here 😛 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 30437 Posted July 4, 2023 Share Posted July 4, 2023 It was a persistent myth and my dad repeats it every time he goes past. It’s a funny fucking place to live though. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonpack 6866 Posted July 4, 2023 Share Posted July 4, 2023 55 minutes ago, wykikitoon said: As for the M62, what a cunt of a road it is. I was once driving to Manchester airport one Feb. It was pissing with rain over the tops about 4am and some cunt come flying past about 80mph. What do you expect near an airport FFS !!! 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strawb 3660 Posted July 4, 2023 Share Posted July 4, 2023 41 minutes ago, PaddockLad said: I think this all arose via the Wogmeister on radio 2. So am blaming a dead Irishman for my admittedly piss poor effort here 😛 Not allowed to call them that anymore mate 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 17804 Posted July 4, 2023 Share Posted July 4, 2023 4 minutes ago, strawb said: Not allowed to call them that anymore mate PL having a fucking mare here. Turning to LM in his old age. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38782 Posted July 4, 2023 Share Posted July 4, 2023 “ Other people’s kids and stroppy Yorkshire motorway farmers and dead dj’s and Earth Wind and Bloody Fire! I give up !” 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 30437 Posted July 9, 2023 Share Posted July 9, 2023 In Corfu atm. Fuck me, it’s hot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38782 Posted July 9, 2023 Share Posted July 9, 2023 Where you staying on Corfu? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 26888 Posted July 9, 2023 Share Posted July 9, 2023 Alex wondering to say where he is in case MF is on holiday there at the minute as well. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 9232 Posted July 9, 2023 Share Posted July 9, 2023 58 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said: Where you staying on Corfu? 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38782 Posted July 9, 2023 Share Posted July 9, 2023 I’ll have you know I’m a delightful chap to share an afternoon Ouzo with, once you get used me rubbing my thighs every two seconds. Buuut, I’m not going Greek this year, it’s Windmills and Kriek in a couple of weeks. Cheeky cunts 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 9232 Posted July 10, 2023 Share Posted July 10, 2023 15 hours ago, Monkeys Fist said: Cheeky cunts 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 30437 Posted July 10, 2023 Share Posted July 10, 2023 (edited) On 09/07/2023 at 11:46, Monkeys Fist said: Where you staying on Corfu? A little place on the north coast near Roda called Acharavi. It’s the first time we’ve been abroad with the kids for one reason or another. We’re with my sis and my mam and dad so we’ve got enough people to collectively insure the kids don’t drown each other in theory. I’ve been to Corfu a couple of times before. I forgot about the fucking mosquitos though. The little CUNTS!!!! The place is right on the beach and faces west so the sunset is lush Edited July 10, 2023 by Alex 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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