PaddockLad 19677 Posted April 3, 2016 Share Posted April 3, 2016 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 5363 Posted April 3, 2016 Share Posted April 3, 2016 Who would have thought there were so many anally retentives on here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 11413 Posted April 4, 2016 Share Posted April 4, 2016 So it's only CT and Stevie that've shit themselves then? must be something in the Wearside water Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McFaul 35 Posted April 4, 2016 Share Posted April 4, 2016 I had a Chinese last night and had to run to the toilet, tripped up on the way as well. Maybe it's my body saying look you fat cunt, you've averaged 20 pints a week for 20 years, sort it out. Whey at least I can take the piss out of myself unlike 93.8% of people on here. @ Meenzer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 11413 Posted April 4, 2016 Share Posted April 4, 2016 Hang on Stevie, I can't think of many people who don't take the piss out of themselves on here, it's one of this place's appealing features. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Carr's Gloves 4373 Posted April 4, 2016 Share Posted April 4, 2016 I've never shit myself and I've spent weeks absolutely nowhere near a toilet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gpirlo68 0 Posted June 4, 2016 Share Posted June 4, 2016 John Carver is back in management, with Cypriot side AC Omonoia Nicosia claiming they have agreed a deal with the ex-Newcastle boss to take over. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
@yourservice 67 Posted June 4, 2016 Share Posted June 4, 2016 Dabizas is the technical director there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dougle 3835 Posted June 4, 2016 Share Posted June 4, 2016 poor bastards Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 46443 Posted June 4, 2016 Share Posted June 4, 2016 Negotiations- Nicos " We have a flourishing youth programme, John, and a plan to progress with investment and player development." Carver-" Aye, aye, how far's Ayia Napa?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayvin 6452 Posted June 4, 2016 Share Posted June 4, 2016 I mean, the relative status of that club should be an eye opener to charnley concerning the guy's ability. He probably thinks he's doing a Ranieri. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobos 299 Posted June 9, 2016 Share Posted June 9, 2016 I've shit myself several times, but then I had an operation with that side effect. Did it at a family reunion where I saw my step sister for the second time in over 16 years. at a pub, ran to the loo then shat myself on the way. not good. So + 1 to the shit yer pants Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 52577 Posted June 9, 2016 Share Posted June 9, 2016 If I was your step sister, it would be at least another 16 years before I saw you again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 34232 Posted June 9, 2016 Share Posted June 9, 2016 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Carr's Gloves 4373 Posted June 9, 2016 Share Posted June 9, 2016 On 09/06/2016 at 14:26, scoobos said: I've shit myself several times, but then I had an operation with that side effect. Did it at a family reunion where I saw my step sister for the second time in over 16 years. at a pub, ran to the loo then shat myself on the way. not good. So + 1 to the shit yer pants Seeing your step sister after 16 years made you shit yourself? That sounds decidedly dodgy iyam. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 37991 Posted June 9, 2016 Share Posted June 9, 2016 On 09/06/2016 at 14:26, scoobos said: I've shit myself several times, but then I had an operation with that side effect. Did it at a family reunion where I saw my step sister for the second time in over 16 years. at a pub, ran to the loo then shat myself on the way. not good. So + 1 to the shit yer pants You shit yourself when you saw your stepsister for the second time in 16 years? Were you petrified she was going to show you a 16 year old kid and say 'meet your dad?' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobos 299 Posted June 9, 2016 Share Posted June 9, 2016 hahaha nice man, nice. Nah I was petrified because I had been reunited and then shit myself as I followed through. Nissen Fundoplication about 6 months before. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 37991 Posted June 9, 2016 Share Posted June 9, 2016 On 09/06/2016 at 17:49, scoobos said: hahaha nice man, nice. Nah I was petrified because I had been reunited and then shit myself as I followed through. Nissen Fundoplication about 6 months before. The wife learned to drive in one of those. Could've been a Nissan Micra? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trooper 940 Posted February 23, 2017 Share Posted February 23, 2017 http://www.themag.co.uk/2017/02/john-carver-sacked-reports-newcastle-united-omonia-nicosia/ Sacked Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 11413 Posted February 23, 2017 Share Posted February 23, 2017 Jesus, how did he ever manage in the Premier League. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 24278 Posted February 23, 2017 Share Posted February 23, 2017 best manager in cyprus Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trooper 940 Posted February 23, 2017 Share Posted February 23, 2017 On 23/02/2017 at 16:44, Dr Gloom said: best manager in cyprus Was Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 37991 Posted February 23, 2017 Share Posted February 23, 2017 Roses are red Omonia are green JC's the best coach, The world's ever seen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ohhh_yeah 3073 Posted November 29, 2017 Share Posted November 29, 2017 On 02/04/2016 at 11:59, Howmanheyman said: Worst thing he did was coming out of the shadows. Should've kept in the background instead of letting the whole world see how much of a buffoon he is. Expand Pardew's new assisant! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 34232 Posted November 29, 2017 Share Posted November 29, 2017 'Carvs, yeah it's Pards, we're putting the band back together'. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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