Kid Dynamite 9340 Posted July 25, 2019 Share Posted July 25, 2019 Ozil's car got jumped today by 2 blokes with knives today. Luckily he was giving Kolasinac a lift who is a double hard bastard Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diego21 2465 Posted July 25, 2019 Share Posted July 25, 2019 Have you seen the size of the knives????? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaddockLad 22496 Posted July 25, 2019 Share Posted July 25, 2019 Looks like Ozil drove off and left him Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Isegrim 11894 Posted July 25, 2019 Share Posted July 25, 2019 45 minutes ago, PaddockLad said: Looks like Ozil drove off and left him That’s his main strength, to go into hiding when things are getting tough. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 14502 Posted July 26, 2019 Share Posted July 26, 2019 7 hours ago, Diego21 said: Have you seen the size of the knives????? That's not a knife 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 26352 Posted July 26, 2019 Share Posted July 26, 2019 The attacker, wielding a knife and wearing a protective helmet, is terrified of the footballer dancing around in a pair of shorts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 39231 Posted July 27, 2019 Share Posted July 27, 2019 (edited) Looks like Bale is off to China, the greedy cunt. Edited July 27, 2019 by ewerk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 17238 Posted July 27, 2019 Share Posted July 27, 2019 1 million a WEEK. I bet he doesn’t even know who he’s playing for, just saw the money and agreed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 42149 Posted July 27, 2019 Share Posted July 27, 2019 I don’t blame him but the whole thing is a complete joke, even down to Madrid kicking off because he initially wouldn’t walk away from the massive contract they agreed with him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 39231 Posted July 27, 2019 Share Posted July 27, 2019 You don’t blame him? He could walk into most Champion’s League squads but instead is going to waste the last few years of his prime in China. He’s already an incredibly wealthy man, it’s not like he needs the money. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 17238 Posted July 27, 2019 Share Posted July 27, 2019 It's one million quid a week. By the time Santa is on his sleigh, he'll have made 21 million quid. I'd have retired by the time Chinese New Year rolls around. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrew 7476 Posted July 27, 2019 Share Posted July 27, 2019 Bale doesn't really give a shit about football, it's just his job as far as he's concerned. If someone came and offered me double my salary to do my job, but easier, somewhere else I'd certainly take it. Not one of us wouldn't, especially when the other option is to be paid less to work just as hard or harder. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 39231 Posted July 27, 2019 Share Posted July 27, 2019 (edited) 30 minutes ago, Andrew said: Bale doesn't really give a shit about football, it's just his job as far as he's concerned. If someone came and offered me double my salary to do my job, but easier, somewhere else I'd certainly take it. Not one of us wouldn't, especially when the other option is to be paid less to work just as hard or harder. Yeah but say you were one of the world’s best guitarists and knew you could only play for a few more years. You’ve the choice of spending those few years selling out arenas around the world or playing small corporate gigs for a Chinese billionaire for more money, which do you choose? Edited July 27, 2019 by ewerk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrew 7476 Posted July 28, 2019 Share Posted July 28, 2019 1 hour ago, ewerk said: Yeah but say you were one of the world’s best guitarists and knew you could only play for a few more years. You’ve the choice of spending those few years selling out arenas around the world or playing small corporate gigs for a Chinese billionaire for more money, which do you choose? Aye but that’s because I care about that, if I actually cared about playing golf then idgaf, Chinese billionaire seems fine and hey, he only wants me to play Oasis covers anyway so I don’t even have to work as hard at being a great guitarist anymore. Fantastic. You’re applying passion/emotion where there is none, Bale doesn’t care about football, he hasn’t for years. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sammynb 4171 Posted July 28, 2019 Share Posted July 28, 2019 2 hours ago, ewerk said: Yeah but say you were one of the world’s best guitarists and knew you could only play for a few more years. You’ve the choice of spending those few years selling out arenas around the world or playing small corporate gigs for a Chinese billionaire for more money, which do you choose? 1 hour ago, Andrew said: Aye but that’s because I care about that, if I actually cared about playing golf then idgaf, Chinese billionaire seems fine and hey, he only wants me to play Oasis covers anyway so I don’t even have to work as hard at being a great guitarist anymore. Fantastic. You’re applying passion/emotion where there is none, Bale doesn’t care about football, he hasn’t for years. Let's be honest, Andrew wwouldn't bother with either. Instead he'd end up pairing up with Eno to form the ultimate prog-ambient band, which would eventually lead to nothing other than the pair sitting around drinking their own piss in the search for that perfect sound. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrew 7476 Posted July 28, 2019 Share Posted July 28, 2019 4 hours ago, sammynb said: Let's be honest, Andrew wwouldn't bother with either. Instead he'd end up pairing up with Eno to form the ultimate prog-ambient band, which would eventually lead to nothing other than the pair sitting around drinking their own piss in the search for that perfect sound. Thats the equivalent of signing for us. 1 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sammynb 4171 Posted July 28, 2019 Share Posted July 28, 2019 2 hours ago, Andrew said: Thats the equivalent of signing for us. Pretty much but with more hallucinations. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anorthernsoul 1222 Posted July 29, 2019 Share Posted July 29, 2019 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 39231 Posted July 31, 2019 Share Posted July 31, 2019 Sounds like the Cunt Brigade were out in force last night. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJS 5298 Posted July 31, 2019 Share Posted July 31, 2019 Theres a mentality of it being a chance to "put things right" against a fenian club unfortunately - and pre-season always increases the fuckwit factor anyway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 42149 Posted July 31, 2019 Share Posted July 31, 2019 At least some fans are getting the manager they deserve 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 39231 Posted July 31, 2019 Share Posted July 31, 2019 https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/49177021 Bent cunt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Isegrim 11894 Posted August 1, 2019 Share Posted August 1, 2019 1 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 15528 Posted August 3, 2019 Share Posted August 3, 2019 Some goal from Matty Longstaff... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LooneyToony 41 Posted August 5, 2019 Share Posted August 5, 2019 Isn't anyone going to wish me a happy Simcoe Day? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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