Monkeys Fist 50772 Posted January 27, 2022 Share Posted January 27, 2022 Dickie is still alive-88! *added to the 2022 dead list 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonpack 15612 Posted January 27, 2022 Share Posted January 27, 2022 On 26/01/2022 at 12:03, Tom said: I was put off anything better when they started having a 30 minute NFL section as NFL is for goths who work at CEX & have poor personal hygiene. NFL is tremendous I’ll have you know, for clarity I am not a goth, nor do I work at CEX and my personal hygiene is beyond reproach. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaddockLad 22515 Posted January 27, 2022 Share Posted January 27, 2022 It's my firmly held assertion that the vast majority of NFL fans in the UK are currently between the ages of 50 & 65 and were thus reasonably young people in the 80s when channel 4 screened one live game a week, obviously on one of only four TV channels the nation had access to. An ex girlfriend of mine falls into this age category and was a huge Dallas Cowboys fan, in addition to being a phenomenal sexual athlete. Not sure if the two things are connected but there you go 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 42160 Posted January 27, 2022 Share Posted January 27, 2022 1 hour ago, Monkeys Fist said: Dickie is still alive-88! *added to the 2022 dead list Something else they’ve got in common Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 43967 Posted January 27, 2022 Share Posted January 27, 2022 59 minutes ago, PaddockLad said: It's my firmly held assertion that the vast majority of NFL fans in the UK are currently between the ages of 50 & 65 and were thus reasonably young people in the 80s when channel 4 screened one live game a week, obviously on one of only four TV channels the nation had access to. An ex girlfriend of mine falls into this age category and was a huge Dallas Cowboys fan, in addition to being a phenomenal sexual athlete. Not sure if the two things are connected but there you go Not sure sure if they're connected or not but I'm pretty sure her being a phenomenal sexual athlete and also being your ex-girlfriend are? 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strawb 5433 Posted January 27, 2022 Share Posted January 27, 2022 Aye the only lasses I’ve ever seen who are into NFL are.. questionable I suppose is polite Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaddockLad 22515 Posted January 27, 2022 Share Posted January 27, 2022 14 minutes ago, Howmanheyman said: Not sure sure if they're connected or not but I'm pretty sure her being a phenomenal sexual athlete and also being your ex-girlfriend are? Everytime I see see NFL on the TV I think of her ... I was young(er)...foolish, crazy...on the piss in Newcastle regularly... yeah... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 63312 Posted January 27, 2022 Share Posted January 27, 2022 PaddockLad forced to answer to the name Dan Marino in the bedroom and shout "42......36......HUT! HUT!" immediately prior to penetration. "You like that, The Fridge, don't you?!" 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaddockLad 22515 Posted January 27, 2022 Share Posted January 27, 2022 1 minute ago, Gemmill said: PaddockLad forced to answer to the name Dan Marino in the bedroom and shout "42......36......HUT! HUT!" immediately prior to penetration. "You like that, The Fridge, don't you?!" No, she didn't bring that nonsense into the boudoir... There was a moto gp lass who did suggest a curly black wig à la the old Valentino Rossi though 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 63312 Posted January 27, 2022 Share Posted January 27, 2022 Her wearing it or you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaddockLad 22515 Posted January 27, 2022 Share Posted January 27, 2022 She suggested I did...I think there had been a lot of drink taken that night... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 63312 Posted January 27, 2022 Share Posted January 27, 2022 stalking round the bedroom looking like Bobby Ball. 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 17238 Posted January 28, 2022 Share Posted January 28, 2022 Where were you hanging round to meet these lasses?! Next stop, Newcastle races to get a goer who screams tips for the 15:20 on her vinegars 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 42160 Posted January 28, 2022 Share Posted January 28, 2022 This sort of thing is why this place dying would’ve been an absolute tragedy 5 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaddockLad 22515 Posted January 28, 2022 Share Posted January 28, 2022 4 hours ago, Ayatollah Hermione said: Where were you hanging round to meet these lasses?! Next stop, Newcastle races to get a goer who screams tips for the 15:20 on her vinegars It was the early days of Internet dating I think.... minority sport minge.com 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 17238 Posted January 28, 2022 Share Posted January 28, 2022 Maybe that’s the MSM that Gloom works for 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 28572 Posted January 28, 2022 Share Posted January 28, 2022 :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 28572 Posted January 28, 2022 Share Posted January 28, 2022 Fuck me 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig 12389 Posted January 28, 2022 Share Posted January 28, 2022 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 39291 Posted January 28, 2022 Share Posted January 28, 2022 Weekend at Woy's. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 26381 Posted January 28, 2022 Share Posted January 28, 2022 1 hour ago, Ayatollah Hermione said: Maybe that’s the MSM that Gloom works for i wish 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howay 12496 Posted January 28, 2022 Share Posted January 28, 2022 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 50772 Posted January 28, 2022 Share Posted January 28, 2022 He’ll fucking regret that if The Cunt buys his club. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig 12389 Posted January 28, 2022 Share Posted January 28, 2022 5 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said: He’ll fucking regret that if The Cunt buys his club. Everton will have sacked another manager (and spunked more cash) before that happens Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 28572 Posted January 28, 2022 Share Posted January 28, 2022 The Bluedippers will fucking want to lynch him for that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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