Generic small time football blather thread FOREVER

[Ayatollah Hermione 12767]

More like Bottomingham Forest. Which is what you could say if Burnley and Sheffield United weren’t so fucking shit

Edited March 18 by Ayatollah Hermione

[Tdansmith 2113]

1 hour ago, Sonatine said:

Forest docked 4 points.....

 

https://www.theguardian.com/football/2024/mar/18/nottingham-forest-docked-four-points-premier-league-financial-rules-breach-profitability-and-sustainability

Nott'm Forest play Sheff U and Burnley both away in 2 of their last 3 games. Could decide if they stay up or not as Luton's remaining games look much tougher.

[wykikitoon 16652]

1 hour ago, Gemmill said:

 

 

 

Sir Jim Brexit will have pals who can sort that out.

[Alex 30414]

These FFP regulations seem to have either fucked or hampered almost everyone bar the one club they were originally aimed at, ie Man City. 

[Dr Gloom 19825]

59 minutes ago, Alex said:

These FFP regulations seem to have either fucked or hampered almost everyone bar the one club they were originally aimed at, ie Man City. 

 

i don't see how chelsea have got away without a penalty. i know they've got decent commercial revenue but surely not enough to offset a spend of a billion quid

[NJS 3978]

Plus the loan write-off to Abramovitch as part of the sale worth a nice billion at least. 

[toonotl 2415]

Don't think loans would be an FFP concern as they're balance sheet/owner's equity items and not P&L. Isn't modern football fun?

 

In any case, it makes zero sense that Chelsea is not already in massive trouble with FFP given their ridiculous transfer spend.

[aimaad22 3471]

Well hang on a bit. It's already been in the media that they might be in some trouble for this financial year, it'll be an interesting summer.

[RobinRobin 9230]

3 hours ago, aimaad22 said:

Well hang on a bit. It's already been in the media that they might be in some trouble for this financial year, it'll be an interesting summer.

[ackas 304]

I'm loving this new version of the Premier League where the games are played and every decision is reviewed by teenage geeks watching detailed frame by frame replays and then league positions are awarded depending on the strength of your team of accounting consultants...

Its absolutely thrilling

[Toonpack 6865]

If you want to guarantee something turning to shit, involve accountants.

[RobinRobin 9230]

2 minutes ago, Toonpack said:

If you want to guarantee something turning to shit, involve accountants.

3-2-1

[wykikitoon 16652]

Everton stadium cladding firm files administration notice | Construction Enquirer News

 

ooops

[ewerk 26348]

12 point deduction incoming.

[RobinRobin 9230]

14 minutes ago, ewerk said:

12 point deduction incoming.

Do we add that? Asking for a friend. 

[Howay 12458]

12 hours ago, aimaad22 said:

Well hang on a bit. It's already been in the media that they might be in some trouble for this financial year, it'll be an interesting summer.

They're changing the rules this summer aren’t they? I have a feeling that will somehow make Chelsea’s issues go away.

 

17 hours ago, Dr Gloom said:

 

i don't see how chelsea have got away without a penalty. i know they've got decent commercial revenue but surely not enough to offset a spend of a billion quid

They’re a ticking time bomb when it comes to FFP, they’ll get hit with a massive player amortization amount every year and they’re going to have to basically make large profits on player trading every year to offset it. It’s massively risky and probably inevitable that they will have a window where they can’t shift enough to cover the large expense, but for the time being they’re managing to do it (Gallagher and the sale of Hall seem to be two large profits they’re trying for this summer).  
 

Football was far and away better without VAR and FFP. 

[PaddockLad 14585]

Ashworth wants to reunite with Southgate  

 

 

 

 

[Tom 13847]

Bah  

[PaddockLad 14585]

Can we fuck Ashworth over for working at OT during his gardening leave AND get Gareth a 4 year deal there??? 😀

[Holden McGroin 4855]

13 minutes ago, PaddockLad said:

Ashworth wants to reunite with Southgate  

 

 

 

 

[Alex 30414]

Is the next masterstroke an attempt to buy Saka, Bellingham, Foden and Kane?  

[Tom 13847]

1 hour ago, Alex said:

Is the next masterstroke an attempt to buy Saka, Bellingham, Foden and Kane?  

Henderson & Phillips 

[Isegrim 8870]

8 hours ago, Toonpack said:

If you want to guarantee something turning to shit, involve accountants.

Including so-called ones.

[Tdansmith 2113]

yes, it is possible to hate the man u loving fat fraud even more.

[aimaad22 3471]

7 hours ago, Howay said:

They're changing the rules this summer aren’t they? I have a feeling that will somehow make Chelsea’s issues go away.

 

Surely they wont apply retrospectively though? PL clubs cant be daft enough to approve that, especially the likes of Everton and Forrest, they'll want to see Chelsea burn.