Generic small time football blather thread FOREVER

[PaddockLad 15003]

19 minutes ago, MrBass said:

 

Putting CLEARLY in all caps doesn’t make it so.
 

Not to worry, I won’t embarrass you further on this matter, everyone is entitled to a mistake every once in a while, even a real doozie like yours. 

[Gemmill 36086]

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[Howmanheyman 27897]

Gemmill taking all this in his stride like....

 

 

 

[aimaad22 3658]

Gemmill at the petrol station:

 

"Deduct negative 10 liters to the tank please. And I hope I wont have to explain BASIC MATHS here".

 

 

 

 

[Gemmill 36086]

Oof. Another poster volunteering for the thick bin. Getting busy in there!

[MrBass 2353]

Well you need someone to keep you company 

 

[ewerk 27047]

FAO Gemmill.

 

[Gemmill 36086]

Am I gonna have to put on some remedial maths workshops.

[Toonpack 7164]

1 hour ago, Gemmill said:

Am I gonna have to attend some remedial maths workshops.

 FYP

[MrBass 2353]

Clever! Bring everyone down to your level and no-one will notice your GLARING mistakes.

 

[Gemmill 36086]

 

"Average Toontastic poster 'clearly bamboozled' and 'confused' about basic maths"

[Gemmill 36086]

[Gemmill 36086]

 

Glad I kept those contemporaneous notes.

[Kevin Carr's Gloves 3311]

@gemmill “I’d like to add minus nine to 25 the divide 5 to the power of 2 by 6 over the remaining 5 please”.

[Gemmill 36086]

Look at those CHEEKS

[MrBass 2353]

34 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

 

"Average Toontastic poster 'clearly bamboozled' and 'confused' about basic maths"

 

I wouldn't have classed you as an "average" Toontastic poster Gemmill, but it's nice to see you humbling as you age. That shows growth. Obviously not in the nether regions where you'd like it, but growth all the same. 

[Kevin Carr's Gloves 3311]

1 minute ago, Gemmill said:

Look at those CHEEKS

[Gemmill 36086]

1 minute ago, MrBass said:

 

I wouldn't have classed you as an "average" Toontastic poster Gemmill

 

 

Nobody would, baby.

 

 

[Kid Dynamite 6139]

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-12770561/Messi-World-Cup-match-shirts-auction.html
 

Messi selling most of the shirts he wore in the WC win. Including the 1/4 final, 1/2 final and final. 
 

Surely going to be the most expensive bit of sporting memorabilia in history? Current record is Jordan's last dance shirt apparently which went for £8.1m

Edited November 20, 2023 by Kid Dynamite

[Monkeys Fist 39248]

2 minutes ago, Kid Dynamite said:

Current record is Jordan's last dance shirt apparently which went for £8.1m

Was this just before her and Peter Andre split up? 

[wykikitoon 17260]

3 hours ago, Kid Dynamite said:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-12770561/Messi-World-Cup-match-shirts-auction.html
 

Messi selling most of the shirts he wore in the WC win. Including the 1/4 final, 1/2 final and final. 
 

Surely going to be the most expensive bit of sporting memorabilia in history? Current record is Jordan's last dance shirt apparently which went for £8.1m

Is he skint?

[Monkeys Fist 39248]

17 minutes ago, wykikitoon said:

Is he skint?

Like the other Messiah, he got hammered with tax recently, didn’t he?

 

Still sure he’s got enough 50ps to hoy in the meter, like. 

[Meenzer 14166]

"A portion of the proceeds will go to charity" is Ladbaby levels of transparency

[Monkeys Fist 39248]

40 minutes ago, Meenzer said:

"A portion of the proceeds will go to charity" is Ladbaby levels of transparency

Are they Deanos ? 
 

I knew there was beef with them and The Kunts, if it’s about that, hats off Kunts! 

[wykikitoon 17260]

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/67474385

That's all Man Utd players on dope then