Generic small time football blather thread FOREVER

[Monkeys Fist 47318]

22 hours ago, Alex said:

Speaking of Sweaties, I'm pretty sure this has been 'shopped' but it still made me laugh:

It has, but not much…

[Alex 38599]

10 hours ago, Noelie said:

I see Gayle played for West Brom today, that was a quick intro.

I just hope Rafa was watching 

[Meenzer 17075]

I'm a right old softie but I enjoyed this https://www.theguardian.com/football/2018/aug/07/scottish-football-watching-borders-photo-essay?CMP=share_btn_tw

[Kevin Carr's Gloves 4533]

Phil McNulty has us to be relegated because of our poor transfer window, but Huddersfield and Southampton to stay up.

 

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/45111234

 

[Howmanheyman 39116]

Who?

[Monkeys Fist 47318]

US! 

[essembeeofsunderland 811]

That makem bloke on BBC Look North tonight ' Kennilworth Road,never an easy place to go'.I'll take your word on that you SMB.

[PaddockLad 20294]

 

Not sure what it says on the caption under the photo but I expect @Meenzer does

 

 

[Alex 38599]

Ooh, that's going to smart a bit

[Meenzer 17075]

The rest is just tag words, copyright info etc., but I love the caption, which basically says "Ewald Lienen (Bielefeld) receives treatment after a nasty foul by Norbert Siegmann (Bremen) slices open his thigh". Almost as brutally efficient as the tackle itself.

[Meenzer 17075]

Better yet, he goes running off to remonstrate with the opposing manager (the one and only Rehakles) despite the fact he's just been carved open.

 

 

[Alex 38599]

Mullet / tache combo even more horrific than the tackle.

[PaddockLad 20294]

There's a reason stereotypes are stereotypes

 

 

[essembeeofsunderland 811]

On 22/07/2018 at 20:51, Monkeys Fist said:

East Fife 4 Forfar 5 - the comedy result that finally came true (on penalties) http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/44916496

 

[Monkeys Fist 47318]

14 minutes ago, essembeeofsunderland said:

 

Heard it here first? 

[NJS 4827]

Just checking the Mackem score and I see that that cunt Madeley who sent Collocini off has quit as a "ref". 

 

Good. 

[adios 717]

That's a shame.  Android had cut off the end of the headline on my notifications so I was saving it for later hoping he'd at least broken something.

[Sonatine 12522]

What's all this rubbish on Twitter about some ref quitting because he got caught noncing a dog?

 

 

[Ayatollah Hermione 15540]

That’s the long and short of it. Though, even in the very likely event that it has nothing to do with him bucking dogs, that rumour is going to persist around him forever

 

and after his refereeing against us, it’s no less than he deserves

[David Kelly 1483]

The biggest shock about the thing is that he's only 32!

[Howay 12496]

 Aye I was thinking that, noncing dogs and getting yelled at by Wayne Rooney must have wore him down. 

[Sonatine 12522]

Either that or he had a paper round in Chernobyl.

[Kid Dynamite 8173]

Get your own material!

 

https://twitter.com/ScumOnTheRun/status/1030201404932149248

Edited August 18, 2018 by Kid Dynamite

[Sonatine 12522]

Never claimed to be original

[Sonatine 12522]

Nice too see Steve McClaren working his magic again at QPR 

 

Still beggars belief that shit-eating grinning clown wound up managing us.