The Fish 9006 Posted November 21, 2017 Share Posted November 21, 2017 2 minutes ago, ewerk said: It's like when pretty girls used to talk to you in the pub. They were only doing it to make their real target jealous. Aye but if Jake Gyllenhaal saw some pretty girl chatting to me, he'd think she had something wrong with her, he'd hardly be jealous. Especially when he's not looking for owt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 70 Posted November 21, 2017 Share Posted November 21, 2017 1 minute ago, The Fish said: Aye but if Jake Gyllenhaal saw some pretty girl chatting to me, he'd think she had something wrong with her, he'd hardly be jealous. Especially when he's not looking for owt. You wow them with football facts innit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OTF 6186 Posted November 21, 2017 Share Posted November 21, 2017 If you want the real news on this deal avoid the mainstream media, they're but puppets in the show. Don't turn to ex-sports journalist mates either, they're desperate for attention in a right to remain relevant after the fan site they earnt their stripes on didn't reply to any of their emails after their first story on Shola's hat collection garnered zero likes and a solitary comment in Russian about discount viagra. Where you really want to look is the Newcastle United Supporters facebook group. A few minutes of reading there will reveal the 25 real reasons why the deal is being held up. You'll be privy to the inner most thoughts of some of this planets foremost financial minds as they reveal the true worth of the club. Be forewarned that some of the insights may be posted in a code that slightly resembles the english language. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 9006 Posted November 21, 2017 Share Posted November 21, 2017 3 minutes ago, Park Life said: You wow them with football facts innit. Football facts and a beard is basically a skeleton key to a world of boobs and fannies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 70 Posted November 21, 2017 Share Posted November 21, 2017 2 minutes ago, The Fish said: Football facts and a beard is basically a skeleton key to a world of boobs and fannies. Bring it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 19832 Posted November 21, 2017 Share Posted November 21, 2017 14 minutes ago, Park Life said: 'Former reporter'. Yes, who still has contacts in that world, like I said. Whether he’s well informed, I don’t know, but he didn’t write for a rag. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zerosum 234 Posted November 21, 2017 Share Posted November 21, 2017 I heard mike will take the 300m if she can drink 10 pints with him, and vomit in a fire place. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 26907 Posted November 21, 2017 Share Posted November 21, 2017 4 hours ago, ewerk said: You make an opening bid. It's how negotiations work. I'd hate to play cards with you, Ewok. No mercy given from the emerald isle with this one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Kelly 1117 Posted November 21, 2017 Share Posted November 21, 2017 I noticed in the report on the sky sports website about this, they made mention that Staveley's lawyers are Freshfields. As far as I can see, Chris Mort is still a partner with them. I wonder if he's playing any role in this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anorthernsoul 1221 Posted November 21, 2017 Share Posted November 21, 2017 People calling them "Liv" now For fucks sake. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anorthernsoul 1221 Posted November 21, 2017 Share Posted November 21, 2017 (edited) 6 hours ago, ewerk said: How does any of that constitute people being full of shit? Everyone is in the know when in reality no-one on here knows what the fuck is going on, including bell ends like you. Edited November 21, 2017 by Anorthernsoul Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 26433 Posted November 21, 2017 Share Posted November 21, 2017 No one is pretending to be in the know you fucking idiot. Show me one person who is doing anything other than speculating. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 9006 Posted November 21, 2017 Share Posted November 21, 2017 14 minutes ago, ewerk said: No one is pretending to be in the know you fucking idiot. Show me one person who is doing anything other than speculating. Rayvin is. The massive fascist. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayvin 4964 Posted November 21, 2017 Share Posted November 21, 2017 You're such a twat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 26433 Posted November 21, 2017 Share Posted November 21, 2017 Yeah but he's a deplorable. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 9006 Posted November 21, 2017 Share Posted November 21, 2017 8 minutes ago, ewerk said: Yeah but he's a deplorable. Bet he's got Pepe pyjamas Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayvin 4964 Posted November 21, 2017 Share Posted November 21, 2017 1 minute ago, The Fish said: Bet he's got Pepe pyjamas Wait, doesn't everyone? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 9006 Posted November 21, 2017 Share Posted November 21, 2017 46 minutes ago, Rayvin said: Wait, doesn't everyone? Not us here in Cuckland. We sleep in a pool of our liberal tears. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayvin 4964 Posted November 21, 2017 Share Posted November 21, 2017 You sad bunch of commies... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayvin 4964 Posted November 21, 2017 Share Posted November 21, 2017 Actual development: https://www.theguardian.com/football/2017/nov/21/mike-ashley-seeking-improvement-in-amanda-staveley-near-300-million-bid-newcastle-united-sale Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 26433 Posted November 21, 2017 Share Posted November 21, 2017 (edited) Well it's positive that he hasn't told her to go fuck herself. Edited November 21, 2017 by ewerk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayvin 4964 Posted November 21, 2017 Share Posted November 21, 2017 (edited) I actually think it sounds more positive than I was thinking it would be. There's no mention of a flat out refusal, just things to be worked on. Coupled with Sky reporting something about a relegation clause, it may just come down to technicalities. I dunno though, I'll say I've moved from 100% certain this will fail to 99.5% certain. This bit though: Ashley has been made aware that room for manoeuvre is fairly limited as Staveley’s bid is close to the maximum she is prepared to pay. Edited November 21, 2017 by Rayvin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zerosum 234 Posted November 21, 2017 Share Posted November 21, 2017 49 minutes ago, ewerk said: Well it's positive that he hasn't told her to go fuck herself. yeah, ashley would probably just come out and say there’s no serious interest if it wasn’t being discussed as so Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 9006 Posted November 21, 2017 Share Posted November 21, 2017 1 hour ago, Rayvin said: I actually think it sounds more positive than I was thinking it would be. There's no mention of a flat out refusal, just things to be worked on. Coupled with Sky reporting something about a relegation clause, it may just come down to technicalities. I dunno though, I'll say I've moved from 100% certain this will fail to 99.5% certain. This bit though: Ashley has been made aware that room for manoeuvre is fairly limited as Staveley’s bid is close to the maximum she is prepared to pay. I read the last bit as a rebuke of his frankly absurd £400m valuation. Given the club is probably worth around £280m as it stands, £300-£350m is still paying over the odds for us. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tdansmith 2119 Posted November 21, 2017 Share Posted November 21, 2017 1 hour ago, ewerk said: Well it's positive that he hasn't told her to go fuck herself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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