brummiemag1 0 Posted August 1, 2011 Share Posted August 1, 2011 Nowhere Boy Good film, great acting 7.5/10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4005 Posted August 1, 2011 Share Posted August 1, 2011 Your Highness http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1240982/ Thought this was going to be a nice little disney style funny film in the mould of Princess Bride etc. Quite looking forward to watching it with the 7 year old, however about 1 minute in the bad language started. Seven year old was promptly assigned another more suitable film. Have now finished watching it and not only was the language blue, we had dwarf penetration, a man being sexually assualted by a minotaur and a severed penis being worn around the neck of a warrior as a souvenir. The film is a comedy and is generally a poor film but contained quite a few gross out funnies as well which made it watchable. It also has the scene where Natalie Portman reveals a wonderful figure Overall a funny bad film and if the first few minutes make you laugh, you will probably stick with it. (When you are thinking who the fat prince reminds you of......its probably Ron Jeremy. 5/10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheMoog 0 Posted August 1, 2011 Share Posted August 1, 2011 Salute of the Jugger (nothing to do with big tits sadly) Amusing but dated 80s nonsense, 5/10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 35639 Posted August 2, 2011 Share Posted August 2, 2011 Your Highness http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1240982/ Thought this was going to be a nice little disney style funny film in the mould of Princess Bride etc. Quite looking forward to watching it with the 7 year old, however about 1 minute in the bad language started. Seven year old was promptly assigned another more suitable film. Have now finished watching it and not only was the language blue, we had dwarf penetration, a man being sexually assualted by a minotaur and a severed penis being worn around the neck of a warrior as a souvenir. The film is a comedy and is generally a poor film but contained quite a few gross out funnies as well which made it watchable. It also has the scene where Natalie Portman reveals a wonderful figure Overall a funny bad film and if the first few minutes make you laugh, you will probably stick with it. (When you are thinking who the fat prince reminds you of......its probably Ron Jeremy. 5/10 It's a 15, you inept clown. That should probably have been the clue you needed that it wasn't for 7 year olds. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 12903 Posted August 2, 2011 Share Posted August 2, 2011 CT, how do you post in the style of bad eye witness reports? Nobody uses those adjectives. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted August 2, 2011 Share Posted August 2, 2011 That was big news in Norn Iron because it was filmed there (or in part filmed there anyway). It looks shit like. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonraider 0 Posted August 2, 2011 Share Posted August 2, 2011 Off to see Harry Potter tonight with my Bruv Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 71 Posted August 2, 2011 Share Posted August 2, 2011 Off to see Harry Potter tonight with my Bruv It's actually quite good the final one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 12903 Posted August 2, 2011 Share Posted August 2, 2011 I watched Iron Man 2 and the self restraint it took to not wank when Scarlett was on the screen was impressive. Might have caused a stir with the people I watched it with as well like. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sammynb 2934 Posted August 2, 2011 Share Posted August 2, 2011 I watched Iron Man 2 and the self restraint it took to not wank when Scarlett was on the screen was impressive. Might have caused a stir with the people I watched it with as well like. Shame she was as wooden as the rest of the cast and you ;-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4005 Posted August 2, 2011 Share Posted August 2, 2011 CT, how do you post in the style of bad eye witness reports? Nobody uses those adjectives. Sorry, over my head??? Compliment ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 9247 Posted August 2, 2011 Share Posted August 2, 2011 CT, how do you post in the style of bad eye witness reports? Nobody uses those adjectives. Sorry, over my head??? Compliment ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snakehips 0 Posted August 2, 2011 Share Posted August 2, 2011 Fire In Babylon. 9/10 Fucking magic. I would have loved it to have been double the length it was. Bunny Wailer :angry: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted August 2, 2011 Share Posted August 2, 2011 Fire In Babylon. 9/10 Fucking magic. I would have loved it to have been double the length it was. Bunny Wailer :angry: It's great, isn't it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 12903 Posted August 2, 2011 Share Posted August 2, 2011 (edited) I watched Iron Man 2 and the self restraint it took to not wank when Scarlett was on the screen was impressive. Might have caused a stir with the people I watched it with as well like. Shame she was as wooden as the rest of the cast and you ;-) Thought it was alreet. Don Cheadle as a lethal weapon was slightly hard to take though. Rango was better. Absolutely mint and full of nods to old Westerns. Depp should do more voice work. Edited August 2, 2011 by Ayatollah Hermione Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barney 0 Posted August 3, 2011 Share Posted August 3, 2011 The Secret of My Success 10/10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4005 Posted August 3, 2011 Share Posted August 3, 2011 O M G ! Now I know this is a film you have watched thread, but omg again, I must share what I have just seen. Cowboys and Aliens Cowboys and fucking Aliens........Harrison Ford, Daniel Craig.......Aliens in the wild west......OMG :angry: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 35639 Posted August 3, 2011 Share Posted August 3, 2011 The Secret of My Success 10/10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barney 0 Posted August 3, 2011 Share Posted August 3, 2011 I'm a sucker for 80's stuff. Especially with Michael J Dreamboat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 6097 Posted August 3, 2011 Share Posted August 3, 2011 Office Space - Like a slightly less funny pre cursor to Gervais' office. Makes me thankful I don't work in an office like, I can't imagine having to deal with the same tards day in, day out and put on a smiley face. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 14143 Posted August 3, 2011 Share Posted August 3, 2011 Office Space - Like a slightly less funny pre cursor to Gervais' office. Makes me thankful I don't work in an office like, I can't imagine having to deal with the same tards day in, day out and put on a smiley face. I thought the first 20 minutes or so of that was really good, and then Jennifer Aniston happened. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 35639 Posted August 4, 2011 Share Posted August 4, 2011 I can't imagine having to deal with the same tards day in, day out and put on a smiley face. You work in a psych ward. Isn't the above basically your job description, word for word. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holden McGroin 5076 Posted August 4, 2011 Share Posted August 4, 2011 I can't imagine having to deal with the same tards day in, day out and put on a smiley face. You work in a psych ward. Isn't the above basically your job description, word for word. Working in a hospital is probably no different in terms of dealing with other moronic staff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holden McGroin 5076 Posted August 4, 2011 Share Posted August 4, 2011 Captain America - 7/10 - Nothing new. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 6097 Posted August 4, 2011 Share Posted August 4, 2011 I can't imagine having to deal with the same tards day in, day out and put on a smiley face. You work in a psych ward. Isn't the above basically your job description, word for word. Working in a hospital is probably no different in terms of dealing with other moronic staff. I run the ward, i don't have to smile and I get to say what's on telly! Also starting a new job this month Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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