Transfers, Summer 2023

[Howay 9437]

12 hours ago, AgentAxeman said:

Wasn't Gordon clocked as the quickest player in the league last year? Personally think he'd fit into our system perfectly given his pressing out of possession. 

Agree with this, I don’t rate him based off what I’ve seen but fully trust Ashworth, Howe etc so if they see a player I’m in full support. 
Some of his stats this season compared to other attacking mids/wingers and that aligns with what AgentAxeman says, clearly hard working and a good presser. I think while his offensive stats are weak he’s scored 3 of Evertons 15 goals and I don’t imagine they have a ton of opportunities for him to show that side of his game. We will see I guess, but they’ve not really missed so far with their first choice players (Wood I saw more as a bit of a panic buy/quick fix). 

[PaddockLad 9162]

10 hours ago, aimaad22 said:

Couple of Zaniolo rumours doing the rounds as well. Looks like Ashworth may be readying to play his cards  

“ Kleenex to the fish please, kleenex  to the the fish” 

 

 

[Toonpack 4265]

4 minutes ago, PaddockLad said:

“ Kleenex to the fish please, kleenex  to the the fish” 

 

 

 

🎼He's from Italy

🎼He has high X a G

[PaddockLad 9162]

57 minutes ago, Toonpack said:

 

🎼He's from Italy

🎼He has high X a G

Yeah…. that’s the wrist flexer but this is for the vinegar strokes  

 

“he can operate in several midfield positions, and has been used as an attacking midfielder or "trequartista," 

 

 

Edited January 25 by PaddockLad

[Toonpack 4265]

30 minutes ago, PaddockLad said:

Yeah…. that’s the wrist flexer but this is for the vintager strokes  

 

“he can operate in several midfield positions, and has been used as an attacking midfielder or "trequartista," 

 

 

 

Just one trequarista

Give it to me

He's from Italy etc etc

🎼crescendo ......

 

[Alex 20489]

Sounds like a fantasista 

[The Fish 4854]

1 hour ago, PaddockLad said:

“ Kleenex to the fish please, kleenex  to the the fish” 

 

 

[wykikitoon 9376]

 

 

 

[Dr Gloom 12637]

Snapped our hands off.  

[Toonpack 4265]

He's going to be great tbh.

 

Whenever he's played for Everton I've thought he's looked good and a dangerous player, plus he's a total shit on the field, bring it on  

[The Fish 4854]

[MrBass 641]

Well gargoyles are supposed to be good luck, so at least he'll rid the place of evil spirits. No more bad juju around St. James' 

[RobElliott 130]

With Gordon coming it will be like old times again with Beardsley  

[wykikitoon 9376]

 

 

 

[Tom 11852]

“Trapped at Everton”    

[wykikitoon 9376]

CN going back to his normal self I see.

[Dr Gloom 12637]

2 hours ago, RobElliott said:

With Gordon coming it will be like old times again with Beardsley  

 

he's a stunner compared to gordon 

 

[Dr Gloom 12637]

11 minutes ago, wykikitoon said:

CN going back to his normal self I see.

 

tbf, i don't think gordon is worth £60m. that's the sort of figure you would expect to pay for a more established player, such as maddison

[Dr Gloom 12637]

19 minutes ago, Tom said:

“Trapped at Everton”    

[Howmanheyman 17351]

3 hours ago, Toonpack said:

 

Just one trequarista

Give it to me

He's from Italy etc etc

🎼crescendo ......

 

🎵

Just one Zaniolo 

Sign him for me 

A big trequarista 

From Italy

Display him 

Upon my dish 

I only wrote this bit 

To rhyme with Fish! 

🎶

 

 

[The Fish 4854]

2 hours ago, RobElliott said:

With Gordon coming it will be like old times again with Beardsley  

Racism and bullying? Lets hope not.

[Toonpack 4265]

22 minutes ago, Howmanheyman said:

🎵

Just one Zaniolo 

Sign him for me 

A big trequarista 

From Italy with his huge X a G

Display him 

Upon a my dish 

I only wrote this a bit 

To rhyme with a Fish! 

🎶

 

 

 

FYP

[Ayatollah Hermione 9709]

If it’s true, and Edwards has managed to publish two contradictory articles in less than 24 hours, it sounds like Everton are hoping Chelsea will come along with their usual limo full of money

[wykikitoon 9376]

7 minutes ago, Ayatollah Hermione said:

If it’s true, and Edwards has managed to publish two contradictory articles in less than 24 hours, it sounds like Everton are hoping Chelsea will come along with their usual limo full of money

Wasn't the Chelsea link from the summer.  Since then they've spunked loads.  Can't see that happening

[Howay 9437]

Aye has to be an old link, Chelsea have Hudson-Odoi, Mount, Ziyech, Fofana, Pulisic, Lukaku, Aubameyang, Joao Felix, Mudruyk, Sterling, Broja, Madueke, Havertz, and Nkuku (signing in summer) as forwards on their books, so that’s 14 with at least 9 of them currently registered in a 25 man squad, I know they’re mad but they surely won’t go for another forward player . Their focus looks to be back on Enzo Fernandez, honestly though at the point Chelsea are at, and given where we are/our trajectory there’s surely going to be some players in Gordon’s position that would pick us over them as the playing time alone would be a huge difference. 

Edited January 25 by Howay