Howmanheyman 27121 Posted July 1, 2023 Share Posted July 1, 2023 10 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said: Fingers like pigs tits? No but I fear the time may be coming where I might, fucking might mind you, be needing reading glasses as I seem to be struggling with very small writing these days. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thebrokendoll 7140 Posted July 1, 2023 Share Posted July 1, 2023 2 hours ago, PaddockLad said: Now just jolly well listen listen here Adrian fuckin Mole, you’ve just spent/wasted a morning obsessing about this fuckin irrelevant bullshit, you’ve humble bragged about making a gif ffs Whilst you’ve been frankly embarrassing yourself with this nonsense I’ve been down the local record shop where I bought 2 Earth Wind & Fire albums and a 12” version of Boogie Wonderland…put the 12” on the deck and me and the dog had a little boogie round the living room☺️🕺🐶 I’ll let others judge who’s had the best morning but suffice to say you stay in your nerd-a-thon virgin digital bedroom and I’ll stay in the free, natural, thrusting tried & tested analogue world 👍😀 EDIT: cheers for the tip ya cunt! All sorted now 😀 you were giving gemmill an absolute internet shoeing there till you said what records you'd bought. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaddockLad 14667 Posted July 1, 2023 Share Posted July 1, 2023 12 minutes ago, thebrokendoll said: you were giving gemmill an absolute internet shoeing there till you said what records you'd bought. Summer ‘23 is the summer of disco round these parts mate. Just bought this too😅 https://thesoundofvinyl.com/products/love-to-you-rainbow-colour-vinyl-12 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 12781 Posted July 1, 2023 Share Posted July 1, 2023 20 minutes ago, thebrokendoll said: you were giving gemmill an absolute internet shoeing there till you said what records you'd bought. Was thinking that But try and remember that Gemmill will be spinning Status Quo’s Greatest Hits from noon til night on any given day 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34880 Posted July 1, 2023 Share Posted July 1, 2023 That's Toonpack, and he will not understand why listening to Status Quo is considered an insult. I've just been listening to a bit of Normal Blake cos I'm a fucking cool old cowboy. Disco it ain't! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thebrokendoll 7140 Posted July 1, 2023 Share Posted July 1, 2023 (edited) 20 minutes ago, PaddockLad said: Summer ‘23 is the summer of disco round these parts mate. Just bought this too😅 https://thesoundofvinyl.com/products/love-to-you-rainbow-colour-vinyl-12 'I feel love' was a guilty secret of mine amidst the punk stuff! caught this on the news yesterday, top 10 dance floor fillers apparently, all of which would have me making my excuses to go home. mind you, as a general rule of the thumb it would be about the 6th mitsubishi before I started busting me moves, at which point I owned the floor. Edited July 1, 2023 by thebrokendoll 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spongebob toonpants 3621 Posted July 1, 2023 Share Posted July 1, 2023 Bit of this for me this morning, whilst disinfecting the car Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaddockLad 14667 Posted July 1, 2023 Share Posted July 1, 2023 6 minutes ago, spongebob toonpants said: Bit of this for me this morning, whilst disinfecting the car “the top 10 best records in the history of the UK charts are all produced either by Giorgio Morodor, Nile Rodgers or the Gibb Brothers, with a honourable nod to ABBA” 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 12781 Posted July 1, 2023 Share Posted July 1, 2023 33 minutes ago, Gemmill said: That's Toonpack, and he will not understand why listening to Status Quo is considered an insult. I've just been listening to a bit of Normal Blake cos I'm a fucking cool old cowboy. Disco it ain't! Normal Blake, is it? Typing with that stylus has yielded some unfortunate results Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38917 Posted July 1, 2023 Share Posted July 1, 2023 42 minutes ago, thebrokendoll said: 'I feel love' was a guilty secret of mine amidst the punk stuff! caught this on the news yesterday, top 10 dance floor fillers apparently, all of which would have me making my excuses to go home. mind you, as a general rule of the thumb it would be about the 6th mitsubishi before I started busting me moves, at which point I owned the floor. Just a quick reminder that Jon Bon Jovi’s first recorded lead vocal was this absolute banger Never let the poodle-haired fop forget. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38917 Posted July 1, 2023 Share Posted July 1, 2023 3 hours ago, Howmanheyman said: No but I fear the time may be coming where I might, fucking might mind you, be needing reading glasses as I seem to be struggling with very small writing these days. It comes to us all… …ᵇˡⁱⁿᵈ ᵇᵃˢᵗᵃʳᵈ 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Isegrim 8893 Posted July 1, 2023 Share Posted July 1, 2023 4 hours ago, Howmanheyman said: No but I fear the time may be coming where I might, fucking might mind you, be needing reading glasses as I seem to be struggling with very small writing these days. My time came last year at a wedding when I realised that my arms aren’t long enough to be able to read the labels on wine bottles. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonpack 6932 Posted July 1, 2023 Share Posted July 1, 2023 2 hours ago, Gemmill said: That's Toonpack, and he will not understand why listening to Status Quo is considered an insult. I've just been listening to a bit of Normal Blake cos I'm a fucking cool old cowboy. Disco it ain't! Can't recall last time I listened to them tbh, was a devotee back in the day (original lineup) and in no small part I blame them for my tinitus. It was Blackberry Smoke and then Bob Seger on the turntable last night btw. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34880 Posted July 1, 2023 Share Posted July 1, 2023 52 minutes ago, Toonpack said: Can't recall last time I listened to them tbh, was a devotee back in the day (original lineup) and in no small part I blame them for my tinitus. It was Blackberry Smoke and then Bob Seger on the turntable last night btw. I don't mind Seger. Pure fucking cheese but good quality fromage. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 26562 Posted July 4, 2023 Share Posted July 4, 2023 https://twitter.com/fingaldinz/status/1675986216372559878 FFS, Elon. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34880 Posted July 7, 2023 Share Posted July 7, 2023 https://www.threads.net/t/CuW6LipIz_Y/?igshid=NTc4MTIwNjQ2YQ== Here you go dickheads, you'll need to be on Threads to read the Feyenoord technical director praising our approach to the loan market. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38917 Posted July 7, 2023 Share Posted July 7, 2023 26 minutes ago, Gemmill said: https://www.threads.net/t/CuW6LipIz_Y/?igshid=NTc4MTIwNjQ2YQ== Here you go dickheads, you'll need to be on Threads to read the Feyenoord technical director praising our approach to the loan market. Or, you can read it here. https://www.shieldsgazette.com/sport/football/newcastle-united/newcastle-uniteds-extraordinary-approach-to-loans-revealed-by-feyenoord-4209335 TMFADNR- We have a Loans department headed by Shola and Ramage who visit prospective loan clubs in advance to see if they’re up to scratch, then accompany the player at the beginning of the loan period until they’re settled. I’m quite surprised this is seen as a new approach tbh, I’d have thought it would be standard, but it seems not. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 27121 Posted July 7, 2023 Share Posted July 7, 2023 12 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said: Or, you can read it here. https://www.shieldsgazette.com/sport/football/newcastle-united/newcastle-uniteds-extraordinary-approach-to-loans-revealed-by-feyenoord-4209335 TMFADNR- We have a Loans department headed by Shola and Ramage who visit prospective loan clubs in advance to see if they’re up to scratch, then accompany the player at the beginning of the loan period until they’re settled. I’m quite surprised this is seen as a new approach tbh, I’d have thought it would be standard, but it seems not. I think they learned the hard way from when one of the players a few years ago, Ferguson I think it was, went through a traumatic experience when he was put up in digs in Boldon iirc? Everything's checked these days. 1 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaddockLad 14667 Posted July 8, 2023 Share Posted July 8, 2023 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 12781 Posted July 8, 2023 Share Posted July 8, 2023 Sheffield United moved ffs. Just as I was planning on heading down for it, now if I want to, I’ll have to take the Monday off work. Lick my plums Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LongTimeAdmirer 934 Posted July 8, 2023 Share Posted July 8, 2023 Minteh scores his first goal for Feyenoord https://www.youtube.com/clip/UgkxtD44kZNk4d6qEjTUxwn_DoW9IFpDQzyh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Isegrim 8893 Posted July 9, 2023 Share Posted July 9, 2023 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dougle 2871 Posted July 9, 2023 Share Posted July 9, 2023 Is that the stupid cunt from Carlisle who replaced Tim Healy in Benidorm for a series? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 5969 Posted July 9, 2023 Share Posted July 9, 2023 On 01/07/2023 at 15:23, spongebob toonpants said: Bit of this for me this morning, whilst disinfecting the car Disinfecting your car? 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 16802 Posted July 9, 2023 Author Share Posted July 9, 2023 First day of pre-season today. On a Sunday?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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