Other Games 22/23

[Gemmill 53415]

  On 26/04/2023 at 05:25, LongTimeAdmirer said:

 

 

When will the stat boys just accept villa are a decent side with emery 

 

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Doesn't matter, they won't catch us.

[Gemmill 53415]

  On 26/04/2023 at 05:34, wykikitoon said:

Media still banging on about Liverpool. Don't want to mention Villa. 

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It's cos Liverpool have a better chance of getting CL than Villa - more margin for error cos more games to play. Brighton have the best chance of all.

 

Even if Villa win all their remaining games, it very likely won't be enough (and it would snatch points off Man United, Liverpool and Spurs, all of whom they have left to play, which is good news for us and bad news for Man United).

 

See below for some incredible analysis of the run in.

 

 

 

[thebrokendoll 11039]

  On 26/04/2023 at 05:25, LongTimeAdmirer said:

 

 

When will the stat boys just accept villa are a decent side with emery 

 

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there definitely seems to be a reluctance for some to do so! 

[Gemmill 53415]

Lads, I'm simply not as keen as some of you are on necking beige spunk. It doesn't make me a bad person.

[ewerk 34686]

While Villa deserve credit for a great run were the only side they’ve played in the current top eight. Don’t believe the hype.

[thebrokendoll 11039]

as regards aston villa.....

putting aside their shit bedsheet banner from '09 I'd have no real problem with them maintaining their upward trend since emery took over in to next season to be honest, provided we take 6 points off them, obviously!

far more right to be regarded as a 'big' club than fucking tottenham.

 

[Holden McGroin 8173]

Lads (and maybe one lass), it’s going to be okay. The stats lads said so. 

Edited April 26, 2023 by Holden McGroin

[wykikitoon 24111]

  On 26/04/2023 at 06:21, ewerk said:

While Villa deserve credit for a great run were the only side they’ve played in the current top eight. Don’t believe the hype.

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Remaining they have

Man Yoo (A)
Wolves (A)
Spurs (H)

Liverpool (A)
Brighton (H)

They could easily get fuck all points from them.

 

[OTF 8936]

  On 26/04/2023 at 05:25, LongTimeAdmirer said:

 

 

When will the stat boys just accept villa are a decent side with emery 

 

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The W D L system of analysis is outdated and redundant now that we have xP, xG, xA, xCetera.

 

[Dr Gloom 24475]

  On 25/04/2023 at 21:42, Dougle said:

Are you Christmas Tree’s alternative posh London bed wetting account?

 

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No, I’m Lord of the Sausage, said he 

 

 

[Renton 24742]

  On 25/04/2023 at 23:06, Andrew said:

Ah Rentons bloody deleted it the spoilsport!

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[Renton 24742]

  On 26/04/2023 at 06:20, Gemmill said:

Lads, I'm simply not as keen as some of you are on necking beige spunk. It doesn't make me a bad person.

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Beige spunk. I've seen that twice before. First time in an STD clinic back in the day (I was a medical student in training before people get the wrong idea), and secondly in certain videos I may have seen. Alright, quite a few videos.

 

[The Fish 11501]

  On 26/04/2023 at 06:21, ewerk said:

While Villa deserve credit for a great run were the only side they’ve played in the current top eight. Don’t believe the hype.

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Villa mate of mine said that the first half was ok, the second half they were shit and boring. He didn't like it when I suggested that's very on brand for Aston Villa.

[Renton 24742]

  On 26/04/2023 at 08:09, The Fish said:

Villa mate of mine said that the first half was ok, the second half they were shit and boring. He didn't like it when I suggested that's very on brand for Aston Villa.

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Mackem like behaviour.

[The Fish 11501]

  On 26/04/2023 at 08:18, Renton said:

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Mackem like behaviour.

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Say that again and I will tie you to a seaside bench and cover you in chips.

[MrBass 3211]

  On 26/04/2023 at 06:35, Holden McGroin said:

Lads (and maybe one lass), it’s going to be okay. Gemmill and his anal cysts said so. 

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MF'YP

[Renton 24742]

If we beat Everton tomorrow will some of you finally stop wetting the bed? 

[Christmas Tree 5546]

  On 26/04/2023 at 08:44, Renton said:

If we beat Everton tomorrow will some of you finally stop wetting the bed? 

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No

[Kevin Carr's Gloves 4448]

  On 26/04/2023 at 08:44, Renton said:

If we beat Everton tomorrow will some of you finally stop wetting the bed? 

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Hang on a second, your sheets were 90% urine after the Villa game.

[Renton 24742]

  On 26/04/2023 at 08:45, Kevin Carr's Gloves said:

Hang on a second, your sheets were 90% urine after the Villa game.

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Nope, fake news. In fact I I did give credit to Villa rather than slagging us off, still see them as our biggest threat (although Gemiill makes some good points about games played and fixtures), but always maintained we would be fine if we beat spurs, which I expected we would. Now we have, it would take something catastrophic for us to miss out. Ani't happening. 

[Dr Gloom 24475]

  On 26/04/2023 at 08:44, Renton said:

If we beat Everton tomorrow will some of you finally stop wetting the bed? 

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if we win tomorrow, top four is all but certain. six points from our next two games and it's a stress-free party until the end of the season. 

 

[Gemmill 53415]

  On 26/04/2023 at 08:38, MrBass said:

 

MF'YP

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I won't have this.

[Dr Gloom 24475]

however it would be nice if villa, liverpool and brighton all started stuttering. it would be nice to go into the last few games of the season with nothing to play for. give elliot anderson and gordon some starts when the pressure is off

[toonotl 3773]

It would be nice to see Harrison Ashby get a game in the first team before the season is out too. Ideally with 3rd place confirmed.

[Christmas Tree 5546]

Are any of you actually Newcastle fans  

 

It’s never plain sailing and we have a history of cruel turns. It might just take Bruno’s dodgy ankle to go or Shar’s hamstring to go. Both might have happened since Sunday.

 

My nappies are staying well and truly on.