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1 minute ago, MrBass said:

And, conversely, if he goes to the red dippers then he really has shown what a cunt cunt he is.

Just wait until he signs for Real Madrid on a free in a few years. They’ll be so angry they’ll cut the brakes on his lambo. Hopefully, they get the right lambo next time.

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If he goes, he goes. We need to show we're going about this in the right way, though. How we handle it will show how fucked we are at the club level. 

1. We should not sell to a domestic rival.

2. If we have to, it should be for a fee approaching 150m or higher.

3. If it isn't, it should be cash up front. Absolutely no part-exchange deals. The buying club should have to suffer the PSR implications, we shouldn't help bail them out. 

4. We should have 2 replacements in for him before letting him go, so we don't get fully put over a barrel by the selling clubs. Sesko is my pick; Wissa will do nicely as a Wilson replacement. 

 

If it's to Liverpool for 100m or something pathetic like that, we'll know for certain we are not heading in the direction we were led to believe. 

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If he wants to go sell him to al hilal for £150m plus sell on fee, let him know he can fuck off from Saudi no questions asked when he gets bored after a year and we'll cash in again.

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No doubt agent initiated to force either a move or a huge pay bump. This might be unpopular, but he is capable of being amongst the absolute best strikers in the world, but he's also capable of looking ineffectual and this can last for a while. That streakiness might leave his game or it might stick around. It also might be due to his propensity for injuries.

 

If he is sold we've seen that at the moment we're not really capable of bringing in his level of developed player. We need to bring them in earlier and hope that Howe can help them develop. It's going to be tough going into the Champion's League with wholly new forward options on the back of little or no time in preseason. This will drag on as well, far from ideal.

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7 minutes ago, Dazzler said:

Kolo Muani seems like a realistic replacement now.

Rola Cola we will end up with the sack of shit we have running the club.

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42 minutes ago, ewerk said:

 

What was so wrong with our approach to transfers prior to his appointment? Aside from the PSR issue last June we had been doing fantastically.

 

I've said this before but I was pretty sure if I mentioned it again gemmill would nip in with some sarcastic shite about Stavely (again)

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One other thing about how we’re handling it badly: Isak isn't included in Asia squad and the club say it’s because of thigh injury. Barely an hour later Isak’s team says no, he wants to look at other option.

So we’re not even in control of the fucking message.

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2 minutes ago, Dougle said:

 

I've said this before but I was pretty sure if I mentioned it again gemmill would nip in with some sarcastic shite about Stavely (again)

 

So you're scared of me then. Scaredy cunt. 

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18 minutes ago, OTF said:

No doubt agent initiated to force either a move or a huge pay bump. This might be unpopular, but he is capable of being amongst the absolute best strikers in the world, but he's also capable of looking ineffectual and this can last for a while. That streakiness might leave his game or it might stick around. It also might be due to his propensity for injuries.

 

If he is sold we've seen that at the moment we're not really capable of bringing in his level of developed player. We need to bring them in earlier and hope that Howe can help them develop. It's going to be tough going into the Champion's League with wholly new forward options on the back of little or no time in preseason. This will drag on as well, far from ideal.

 

It is undoubtedly the case that his last decent game for us was, in a hugely ironic twist,  at Wembley v the scousers and he fuckin hobbled his way through the next two months :lol:

 

 

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2 minutes ago, The Fish said:

One other thing about how we’re handling it badly: Isak isn't included in Asia squad and the club say it’s because of thigh injury. Barely an hour later Isak’s team says no, he wants to look at other option.

So we’re not even in control of the fucking message.

 

Yeah this is the common thread - whether it is the case in reality or not, the appearance at the moment is that no one is running the show here. Howe can't do it all, he's limited to the team - Eales is probably completely focused on succession planning and we're likely being operated by several individuals who are out of their depth at the moment.

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1 minute ago, Dr Gloom said:

remember just over a week ago when we were buzzing about signing ekitike to play alongside isak? :lol:

 

A week is a long time in football...

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19 minutes ago, OTF said:

No doubt agent initiated to force either a move or a huge pay bump. This might be unpopular, but he is capable of being amongst the absolute best strikers in the world, but he's also capable of looking ineffectual and this can last for a while. That streakiness might leave his game or it might stick around. It also might be due to his propensity for injuries.

 

If he is sold we've seen that at the moment we're not really capable of bringing in his level of developed player. We need to bring them in earlier and hope that Howe can help them develop. It's going to be tough going into the Champion's League with wholly new forward options on the back of little or no time in preseason. This will drag on as well, far from ideal.

 

Isak is an odd player. He scores a lot, sometimes shows world class, but then also misses a lot. I kind of hope this points to the fact we create a lot of chances and the gap left by him can be potentially filled. 

Am not that bothered about him leaving IF we can reinvest the money to strengthen the whole squad.

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5 minutes ago, The Fish said:

One other thing about how we’re handling it badly: Isak isn't included in Asia squad and the club say it’s because of thigh injury. Barely an hour later Isak’s team says no, he wants to look at other option.

So we’re not even in control of the fucking message.

 

And Isak is an absolute cunt in that scenario.

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Just now, Renton said:

 

And Isak is an absolute cunt in that scenario.

Isak's team, at least

 

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1 minute ago, Renton said:

 

Well, it's the same thing isn't it. 

No, not at all if you ask me.

 

Any person with "agent" in their job title is a de facto cunt. Football, Talent, Letting, Estate, Secret, they're all cunts. These worms get in the ear of their charges and lie, cheat, steal, agitate, manipulate and orchestrate chaos to get the best deal. Not for their client, for themselves. 

 

Apart from Jerry Maguire

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If I were the chairman I’d sell him to Saudi for £300m then loan him back to us with them paying his wages for the duration of his contract. If you can’t beat the cheating cunts, join them. 

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4 minutes ago, The Fish said:

No, not at all if you ask me.

 

Any person with "agent" in their job title is a de facto cunt. Football, Talent, Letting, Estate, Secret, they're all cunts. These worms get in the ear of their charges and lie, cheat, steal, agitate, manipulate and orchestrate chaos to get the best deal. Not for their client, for themselves. 

 

Apart from Jerry Maguire

I represent several artists as an agent and can confirm, we are all cunts.

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Time to hit the nuclear button. This is the first real test of the Saudi’s ambition. They’re not known for being pushed around but the voices online saying they’ve lost interest are growing. It’ll be interesting to see how they react because they’ve played very, very nice so far. In a way few of us expected tbh 

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14 minutes ago, Dougle said:

 

I've said this before but I was pretty sure if I mentioned it again gemmill would nip in with some sarcastic shite about Stavely (again)

Mentioned before the previous era, ie Stavely and her fella being the conduit between Howe and the real decision makers is seen through somewhat rose-tinted glasses. Not least because of what proceeded the takeover. But I think they would have been more more amenable to getting Isak an improved contract last summer. Hindsight is 20/20 and all that but it’s a fair point to say they were much better than Mitchell and actually cared about the club far more too. 

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15 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

 

So you're scared of me then. Scaredy cunt. 

 

 

More like sick of hearing your incorrect shite and bored with your smug, lame jibes (like most folk)

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1 minute ago, Dougle said:

 

 

More like sick of hearing your incorrect shite and bored with your smug, lame jibes (like most folk)

 

Staveley did well in the first couple of windows, but it is a fact that she a) did so relatively free of PSR constraint because of Ashley's non-spending and b) was the architect of last summer's PSR emergency which saw us sell two promising players. 

 

Which is why I say that her transfer efforts have been mythologised. 

 

Arsehole. 

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