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Dr Gloom
Dr Gloom

I want to beat the scousers almost as much as I want to win the cup final.   And not because it keeps them further away from the top 4 (though that’s an added bonus).   I want to stuf

GrahamTaylor5
GrahamTaylor5

It is a hard one. Some performances were below what we have come to expect. I was a bit disappointed with Isak but he has lacked some game time. I think ASM played himself into the game as it went on.

Alex
Alex

It’s been pedestrianised for about 25 years  

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The Fish

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Yeah, I know, statistics are for nerds, but hear me out. 

 

Bournemouth are fucking terrible. By almost every measure. The Neolithic stuff like points (19th), goals for (16th) and goals against (20th), but also the modern stuff like PPDA (20th), xG (20th), xGA (19th), ODC (18th). 

 

Only team in the bottom 6 to have scored fewer goals than you'd expect.

Only Southampton have conceded more goals than you'd expect of them. 

No team allows more opposition passes per defensive action (tackles, challenges, pressure, etc.)

Only Palace and Forrest allow more passes within 20yds of their goal, excluding crosses

 

In the games against teams like us (high pressing) they've given up around 2 goals a game and, Leeds game aside, they've been due less than a goal a game.

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Howmanheyman

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14 minutes ago, The Fish said:

Yeah, I know, statistics are for nerds, but hear me out. 

 

Bournemouth are fucking terrible. By almost every measure. The Neolithic stuff like points (19th), goals for (16th) and goals against (20th), but also the modern stuff like PPDA (20th), xG (20th), xGA (19th), ODC (18th). 

 

Only team in the bottom 6 to have scored fewer goals than you'd expect.

Only Southampton have conceded more goals than you'd expect of them. 

No team allows more opposition passes per defensive action (tackles, challenges, pressure, etc.)

Only Palace and Forrest allow more passes within 20yds of their goal, excluding crosses

 

In the games against teams like us (high pressing) they've given up around 2 goals a game and, Leeds game aside, they've been due less than a goal a game.

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"Maxi is someone that probably performs better with a consistent run of games."

"Though his game was in a good place last week"

"I thought he gave his all for the team, their was no lack of effort from him"

"West ham managed him well in the game, teams will always look at him as a big threat and will produce their game plans to keep him quiet"

"Ive been very pleased with his attitude and how he worked this week" 

 

Eddie is Allan IN.

 

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Maxim 100% starting. He's getting goals. 

 

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22 minutes ago, The Fish said:

Yeah, I know, statistics are for nerds, but hear me out. 

 

Bournemouth are fucking terrible. By almost every measure. The Neolithic stuff like points (19th), goals for (16th) and goals against (20th), but also the modern stuff like PPDA (20th), xG (20th), xGA (19th), ODC (18th). 

 

Only team in the bottom 6 to have scored fewer goals than you'd expect.

Only Southampton have conceded more goals than you'd expect of them. 

No team allows more opposition passes per defensive action (tackles, challenges, pressure, etc.)

Only Palace and Forrest allow more passes within 20yds of their goal, excluding crosses

 

In the games against teams like us (high pressing) they've given up around 2 goals a game and, Leeds game aside, they've been due less than a goal a game.

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You stick with the spreadsheets and tables Fish lad.  There's some who appreciate it.  It's certainly an area I am really enjoying now.

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aimaad22

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Really hope Miggy can find his mojo again. And we need to start taking some shots and making the keeper work. Far too often last Saturday we got in good position only to pass it sideways. Isak back should help. He's got that x factor about him. Hoping to see more of Gordon too.

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PaddockLad

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13 minutes ago, Ayatollah Hermione said:

Went on a Bournemouth forum to gauge their feelings and opinions on this and guess who has turned up in peace? :lol: 
 

https://bournemouth-forum.vitalfootball.co.uk/threads/afc-bournemouth-v-newcastle-united.17155/post-708291


Well according to that Dave is in attendance at the game and he’s not reached out for a meet up. It’s fine Dave, am not bothered, honestly :huff:

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Alex

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1 hour ago, Ayatollah Hermione said:

Went on a Bournemouth forum to gauge their feelings and opinions on this and guess who has turned up in peace? :lol: 
 

https://bournemouth-forum.vitalfootball.co.uk/threads/afc-bournemouth-v-newcastle-united.17155/post-708291

He’ll be on about talking to his Bournemouth supporting mates soon👍🏻
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