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Everything about this is hilarious. The big deal these blue bellends have made all week about "they picked the wrong club", and now this.

 

Man United remain absolutely shit so there's nothing to worry about there.

 

But Everton having the wind so comprehensively taken out of their you don't mess with Everton sails is fucking perfect.

 

All their amazing fans have done all game is boo fucking everything that's happened. :lol:

 

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Just now, Gemmill said:

Everything about this is hilarious. The big deal these blue bellends have made all week about "they picked the wrong club", and now this.

 

Man United remain absolutely shit so there's nothing to worry about there.

 

But Everton having the wind so comprehensively taken out of their you don't mess with Everton sails is fucking perfect.

 

All their amazing fans have done all game is boo fucking everything that's happened. :lol:

 

Man Utd are shit but they seem extremely fortunate in that they still continue to get results. As long as they're digging out 3 points, theyre staying up there with the rest of us. 

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Just now, Chaser said:

Man Utd are shit but they seem extremely fortunate in that they still continue to get results. As long as they're digging out 3 points, theyre staying up there with the rest of us. 

 

They're running 5 points ahead of where they should be on expected points. In the long run, they'll get results in line with their performances.

 

They're 2-0 up here on 0.93xG, but you can take 0.76xG off them if you don't think that's a pen. So they would be 2 up on 0.17xG.

 

This is just positive variance. It won't last long term. It's like poker. If you keep putting your money in when you're consistently behind, you can run hot in the short term, but you're gonna lose a lot of money in the long run.

 

Don't worry about it lads.

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3 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

Everything about this is hilarious. The big deal these blue bellends have made all week about "they picked the wrong club", and now this.

 

Man United remain absolutely shit so there's nothing to worry about there.

 

But Everton having the wind so comprehensively taken out of their you don't mess with Everton sails is fucking perfect.

 

All their amazing fans have done all game is boo fucking everything that's happened. :lol:

 

 

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"....and so you absolutely picked the wrong club to mess with."

 

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"Who would the right club to mess with be?"

 

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"I don't know their names, it doesn't matter, anyway they picked the wrong clu..."

 

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"It doesn't matter? Of course it matters!"

 

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"It was Charlton athletic and Bournemouth. Anyway they definitely picked the wro..."

 

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"Ooooh! You said didn't know their names! He's making it up as he goes along."

 

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"I'm not, it was Charlton, Bournemouth and West Bromwich Albion but you won't believe the noise and dogs of war we're going to release!"

 

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"Oh these Scouse fuckas are hopeless, they couldn't chase a parked car. Let's go to the stoning instead."

 

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My contempt for all things Evertonian means I'm quite happy with their failure to beat an absolutely honking Manchester United. This was their chance to use their indignant rage and try and build momentum. Instead a crap Man United turned up, barely had to ride a tackle, got a soft penalty and strolled home with 3pts, the Puskas award and Dyche's knackered vocal chords in their back pockets. 

 

Calvert Lewin had about 5 chances in the first half that he should have buried, but he fluffed his lines. Pickford only had 4 saves to make, he managed 3. In a game where effort and commitment would have been the bare fucking minimum Man Utd, attempted way more tackles than Everton did. They were talking about it on MOTD. Given the anger in the stands, you would have expected a bit of blood and thunder on the pitch, but it was all too easy for Ten Haag's boys. 

 

 

 

Man Utd will drop more points than they win if they keep playing like that, and Everton will have a lot of their momentum sapped by such a feckless showing. They're away to Forest, then home to us and Chelsea. Could well see them failing to pick up a win before they go to Burnley mid-Dec

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