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Monkeys Fist 41635 Posted May 13 Share Posted May 13 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thebrokendoll 8899 Posted May 13 Share Posted May 13 very topical thread title..... on the subject of howitzers, found this in the side of me garden yesterday. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrew 4692 Posted May 13 Share Posted May 13 3-1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 19554 Posted May 13 Share Posted May 13 3-0 Rashford all 6 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LongTimeAdmirer 1217 Posted May 13 Share Posted May 13 (edited) 5-0 slapping. Rashford to take his shirt off at half time and sit on our bench to meet his new team mates early. Edited May 13 by LongTimeAdmirer 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonpack 8924 Posted May 13 Share Posted May 13 14 minutes ago, thebrokendoll said: very topical thread title..... on the subject of howitzers, found this in the side of me garden yesterday. You REALLY pissed off that farmer didn't you. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzler 8980 Posted May 13 Share Posted May 13 4-0 by half time. Ten Slag to have a cardiac issue and black out, Rashford to tea bag him and draw a massive cock on his forehead before any paramedics can get near him. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 21680 Posted May 13 Share Posted May 13 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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PaddockLad 16809 Posted May 13 Author Share Posted May 13 I’m not watching this, I’m going to see Jah Wobble perform “Metal Box: rebuilt in dub” at Poole Lighthouse. Booked months before fixture change. So thanks PL you massive set of cunts 😒 4 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MrRaspberryJam Posted May 13 Share Posted May 13 0-5. Isak, Almiron, Isak, Longstaff 2x. 1 Isak penalty down to the keepers bottom left. His second a tap in from a Gordon cross. Almiron to curl one left footed edge of the area across the floor into the far corner. Longstaff to score twice second half - both no further out than 12 yards. Nailed on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aimaad22 4019 Posted May 13 Share Posted May 13 A draw means we finish above them for the first time. Absolutely crucial to show these cretins their new place in the food chain. I fully expect us to lose to a Casemiro 30 yard strike though. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holden McGroin 6407 Posted May 13 Share Posted May 13 6 minutes ago, aimaad22 said: A draw means we finish above them for the first time. Absolutely crucial to show these cretins their new place in the food chain. I fully expect us to lose to a Casemiro 30 yard strike though. In the 10th minute, then a drab performance nailed on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 21680 Posted May 13 Share Posted May 13 fuck that, we're smashing these cunts. 4-1, with a brucie bonus of tripper shanking a free kick so high, it ends up taking down the crumbling roof of the stretford end 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thebrokendoll 8899 Posted May 13 Share Posted May 13 cunts have took my bomb away. 12 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 41635 Posted May 13 Share Posted May 13 30 minutes ago, thebrokendoll said: cunts have took my bomb away. Did you ask them for a lift to the match? 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 29919 Posted May 13 Share Posted May 13 34 minutes ago, thebrokendoll said: cunts have took my bomb away. Unlucky, I know a few lads you would have paid good money for it. 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thebrokendoll 8899 Posted May 13 Share Posted May 13 38 minutes ago, ewerk said: Unlucky, I know a few lads you would have paid good money for it. I did try the finders keepers, losers weepers saying , but they were having none of it. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Isegrim 9622 Posted May 13 Share Posted May 13 4 hours ago, aimaad22 said: A draw means we finish above them for the first time. Absolutely crucial to show these cretins their new place in the food chain. I fully expect us to lose to a Casemiro 30 yard strike though. After a sprint with the ball starting at their own box and outpacing Gordon. He shoots and then has to get reanimated by Bruno before getting put on a stretcher. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thebrokendoll 8899 Posted May 13 Share Posted May 13 14 minutes ago, Isegrim said: After a sprint with the ball starting at their own box and outpacing Gordon. He shoots and then has to get reanimated by Bruno before getting put on a stretcher. never mind that.... yous cunts leave a bomb in my garden? 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaddockLad 16809 Posted May 13 Author Share Posted May 13 23 minutes ago, thebrokendoll said: never mind that.... yous cunts leave a bomb in my garden? I reckon it was the Monmouth brigade of the mackem liberation army 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tinofbeans 91 Posted May 14 Share Posted May 14 A win. One of Casemiro legs falls off, garnacho trips over it twice gets 2 yellows for diving, rashford actually breaks into a jog twice, and that buck tooth cunt kicks him self in the head. Erik ten hag says it’s someone else’s fault… again. The entire home end of the stadium collapses in shame. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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