Monkeys Fist 47307 Posted October 22, 2012 Share Posted October 22, 2012 He got searched last home game and they confiscated; 4 Chicken Pies 1 flask of mash and beans 6 Cheeseburger meals 10 gallons of homebrew. He nearly passed out from hunger 30minutes after kickoff Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrew 5858 Posted October 22, 2012 Share Posted October 22, 2012 On 22/10/2012 at 12:39, Monkeys Fist said: 1 flask of mash and beans Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Besty 4 Posted October 22, 2012 Share Posted October 22, 2012 Who is it on here who gets the Sky codes every now and then, Noisewater? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Besty 4 Posted October 22, 2012 Share Posted October 22, 2012 Nevermind, was KCG. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 11691 Posted October 22, 2012 Share Posted October 22, 2012 (edited) Oh God, My dad's discovered Spotify. We've jumped from Elgar Variations, to Wet Wet Bloody Wet. Edit: Jesus Christ, now it's Simply fucking Red. Edited October 22, 2012 by The Fish Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 53930 Posted October 22, 2012 Share Posted October 22, 2012 Your dad is CT? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 24538 Posted October 23, 2012 Share Posted October 23, 2012 (edited) On 22/10/2012 at 17:35, Gemmill said: Your dad is CT? Edited October 23, 2012 by wykikitoon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 11691 Posted October 23, 2012 Share Posted October 23, 2012 As if CT knows who Elgar is. My Nephew's birthday is on Thursday so I went to the Disney store and bought him a few noisy as fuck presents because, well because I live 300 miles away and am a bit of a cunt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 24538 Posted October 23, 2012 Share Posted October 23, 2012 On 23/10/2012 at 13:52, The Fish said: As if CT knows who Elgar is. My Nephew's birthday is on Thursday so I went to the Disney store and bought him a few noisy as fuck presents because, well because I live 300 miles away and am a bit of a cunt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 5624 Posted October 23, 2012 Share Posted October 23, 2012 On 23/10/2012 at 13:52, The Fish said: As if CT knows who Elgar is. My Nephew's birthday is on Thursday so I went to the Disney store and bought him a few noisy as fuck presents because, well because I live 300 miles away and am a bit of a cunt Cheeky twat, I love a nice brass band. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 11691 Posted October 23, 2012 Share Posted October 23, 2012 On 23/10/2012 at 16:10, Christmas Tree said: Cheeky twat, I love a nice brass band. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 11691 Posted October 24, 2012 Share Posted October 24, 2012 Dad just been told he needs to replace 2 tires, the garage is saying £128 each. Also needs to replace and install brake cylinder. Anyone know anywhere round here (North Tyneside/Northumberland) that'll do him a fair and fairly cheap deal? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LoveTheBobby 1 Posted October 24, 2012 Share Posted October 24, 2012 Tyne Tyres , Tanners Bank, North Shields . Do it while you wait and cheapest Ive found . What is he driving like ? A Massey Ferguson ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 5624 Posted October 24, 2012 Share Posted October 24, 2012 Got two yesterday. Virtually new, 25 each. What car is it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 5624 Posted October 24, 2012 Share Posted October 24, 2012 Should always so to a small local tyre dealer rather than one of the chains. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 11691 Posted October 25, 2012 Share Posted October 25, 2012 He's driving a Focus. Cheers Lads, I'll pass on advice. There were a dozen Belgizians in the Forth earlier. I'd like to say I ingratiated myself, made some friends and improved relations and whatnot. Instead I frowned and rolled my eyes and took the lass I was with elsewhere. Chicas before Belgiquers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 547 Posted October 26, 2012 Share Posted October 26, 2012 One of the girls I work with has just been telling us about her recent trip to Rome and how she thought the Sixteenth Chapel was beautiful..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 8161 Posted October 26, 2012 Share Posted October 26, 2012 On 25/10/2012 at 00:11, The Fish said: He's driving a Focus. Cheers Lads, I'll pass on advice. There were a dozen Belgizians in the Forth earlier. I'd like to say I ingratiated myself, made some friends and improved relations and whatnot. Instead I frowned and rolled my eyes and took the lass I was with elsewhere. Chicas before Belgiquers A focus! They are taking the piss. Get 2 part worns, £50 the pair Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 47307 Posted October 26, 2012 Share Posted October 26, 2012 On 26/10/2012 at 03:55, catmag said: One of the girls I work with has just been telling us about her recent trip to Rome and how she thought the Sixteenth Chapel was beautiful..... Lisper? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 24538 Posted October 26, 2012 Share Posted October 26, 2012 On 26/10/2012 at 07:45, Monkeys Fist said: Lisper? Surly she shouldnt be working in a hospital, someone might catch it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj 17 Posted October 26, 2012 Share Posted October 26, 2012 On 26/10/2012 at 08:59, wykikitoon said: Surly she shouldnt be working in a hospital, someone might catch it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Manson 0 Posted October 26, 2012 Share Posted October 26, 2012 A guy at work has a very thick south african accent, he's been round my desk for a chat about weekend plans. He comes out with: "Tonight, i'm going to the jizz cafe" Me: What are you going to do in the jizz cafe? Him: You know; have a drink! We've been giggling about this for ages and he didn't really understand why we're doing so. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 35068 Posted October 26, 2012 Share Posted October 26, 2012 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaddockLad 20270 Posted October 27, 2012 Share Posted October 27, 2012 On 03/09/2012 at 20:41, PaddockLad said: Mrs PL, in her infinite wisdom, wants me to start carrying one of these, in fact this exact model...does any of you other men-about-town ever rock the man-bag look?... http://www.amazon.co...6704619&sr=8-10 Another year older on Thusday past....look what was waiting for me when I got home... Also, this fine modern print of SJP....inexpertly installed in a clip frame, but nice all the same.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 53930 Posted October 27, 2012 Share Posted October 27, 2012 Manbag! Good lad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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