Gemmill 53517 Posted May 9 Share Posted May 9 10 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said: That fucker on the right is Gemmill’s secret brother. They sent him away because he was noticeably outshining his siblings. A man in his 50s that still stands up like a big boy to wipe his bum bum needs to PIPE DOWN. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sonatine 12496 Posted May 9 Share Posted May 9 8 minutes ago, Dr Gloom said: that's one tough paper route Must have been delivering to Chernobyl going by the state of him. 13 years younger than me and looks about that much older, the haggard cunt. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 47095 Posted May 9 Share Posted May 9 5 minutes ago, Gemmill said: A man in his 50s that still stands up like a big boy to wipe his bum bum needs to PIPE DOWN. I get it, you’re angry and lashing out. It’s natural to be a bit upset about your brother being an arboreal fiend, but just take a deep breath, clean up the dead rabbits, and whip out some nice sheets of xG. There now … that’s better. If you need any advice on how to arrange prison visits I’m here for you. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 38342 Posted May 9 Share Posted May 9 1 hour ago, Gemmill said: That fucker on the left is 39?! It’s their IQs 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig 8028 Posted May 10 Share Posted May 10 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 24945 Posted May 10 Share Posted May 10 Is the answer only one of them has performed a miracle? 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holden McGroin 8254 Posted May 11 Share Posted May 11 My little lad (6) played his first ever game today. 10 minutes in and he was scouted for Brighton. My elder lad (10) is livid. 😂 12 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 53517 Posted May 12 Share Posted May 12 On 20/04/2025 at 14:48, Gemmill said: Here she is. All 3kg of her. She doesn't wear the collar anymore, after she lost it scrapping. Poor little fucker was hit by a car last night and killed. Someone very kindly picked her up and took her to the vet who has just rang us. It was on Sandy Lane, which I'm surprised she went as far as, but there you go. 15 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holden McGroin 8254 Posted May 12 Share Posted May 12 11 minutes ago, Gemmill said: Poor little fucker was hit by a car last night and killed. Someone very kindly picked her up and took her to the vet who has just rang us. It was on Sandy Lane, which I'm surprised she went as far as, but there you go. Sorry to hear mate. I enjoyed your stories about her. A proper beast. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 53517 Posted May 12 Share Posted May 12 Cheers mate. As if Mondays aren't shite enough! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonpack 12607 Posted May 12 Share Posted May 12 22 minutes ago, Gemmill said: Poor little fucker was hit by a car last night and killed. Someone very kindly picked her up and took her to the vet who has just rang us. It was on Sandy Lane, which I'm surprised she went as far as, but there you go. Ah shit Gemmill, horrible to lose a pet 😔 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 38342 Posted May 12 Share Posted May 12 41 minutes ago, Gemmill said: Poor little fucker was hit by a car last night and killed. Someone very kindly picked her up and took her to the vet who has just rang us. It was on Sandy Lane, which I'm surprised she went as far as, but there you go. Ah, mate. Gutted for you. Really sorry to hear about that. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 53517 Posted May 12 Share Posted May 12 Cheers lads. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 8108 Posted May 12 Share Posted May 12 As a 2 cat owner, that's really shit mate. Sorry 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 47095 Posted May 12 Share Posted May 12 Sorry to hear that Gemmill, although I’m sure the local rabbit population are less upset. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzler 13103 Posted May 12 Share Posted May 12 On 09/05/2025 at 11:37, Gemmill said: That fucker on the left is 39?! 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 15443 Posted May 12 Share Posted May 12 I’m gutted to hear about your cat, Gemmill. Absolute sickener. Hope you’re both alright 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayvin 6688 Posted May 12 Share Posted May 12 4 hours ago, Gemmill said: Poor little fucker was hit by a car last night and killed. Someone very kindly picked her up and took her to the vet who has just rang us. It was on Sandy Lane, which I'm surprised she went as far as, but there you go. Fuck sake mate, I'm sorry. Fucking shit news. You'll likely not forget her at least, she seemed to have some real personality to her. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 53517 Posted May 12 Share Posted May 12 Cheers lads, genuinely appreciate the kind words. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 13231 Posted May 12 Share Posted May 12 Dreadful. Sorry Gemmill. It was good someone picked her up rather than you never knowing what happened to her. Our cat just disappeared one day. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 53517 Posted May 12 Share Posted May 12 (edited) Aye I'm really grateful to whoever it was cos they def didn't have to do that. I did it once when I found one in the road and cars were driving around it. The people only lived 2 minutes away, so I rang the number on the tag, moved the cat out or the road, and waited with it til they got there. Pretty convinced they thought I'd ran their cat over. The lass was distraught though, it was horrible. Edited May 12 by Gemmill 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 5588 Posted May 12 Share Posted May 12 (edited) Sorry to hear about the cat mate. Heartbreaking when pets are involved. edit: Heartbreaking when humans are involved too (for clarity). Edited May 12 by Christmas Tree 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig 8028 Posted May 12 Share Posted May 12 Sorry to hear about your cat, Gemmill. Pets, man! They drive us insane when they're here but we miss them terribly when they're gone. Gutted for you. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 24344 Posted May 12 Share Posted May 12 Gutted for you Gemmill. Similar happened to mine when i was a bairn and I was gutted 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobElliott 2114 Posted May 12 Share Posted May 12 Sorry to hear Gemmill. The cunt down the road stole our kitten when it was in his garden roaming about. Only consolation is that it looks to be getting looked after well. We got it initially off the in-laws who have cats on the farm and was one from their litter. We didn't have him chipped so could do fuck all 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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