trophyshy 6434 Posted December 10, 2015 Share Posted December 10, 2015 It's been a fall from grace for Shola mind Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38829 Posted December 10, 2015 Share Posted December 10, 2015 It's been a fall from grace for Shola mind Looks more like Viera..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34624 Posted December 10, 2015 Share Posted December 10, 2015 Fucking hell, the BBC have just played their shortlist of the ten best songs of the year. I've never felt so old in my life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGingerQuiff 2412 Posted December 10, 2015 Share Posted December 10, 2015 It triggered the Syrian war silly. Seriously,we're going to have to expect this more and more though. In the UK it's not going to be better beer garden weather, its going to be more storms. Just seen the bridge to Pooley bridge on ullswater has gone. Fucking hell, how do you access pooley bridge now then? Am sure the relief CT can't get there any more will be outweighed by zero other tourists. He's a taxi driver, he'll know the scenic route anyway Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGingerQuiff 2412 Posted December 10, 2015 Share Posted December 10, 2015 Awful stuff, one of my favourite places in the world. Had a week booked in a lodge at Patterdale Hall estates next June. It's right next to the lake and apparently has been completely submerged. Very sad when I think what a great time I had there in the summer. What those poor cunts are experiencing and all you're thinking about is whether they'll have it sorted oot by June. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 17828 Posted December 10, 2015 Share Posted December 10, 2015 What those poor cunts are experiencing and all you're thinking about is whether they'll have it sorted oot by June. Yeah, cos that's what I said, you massive tit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJS 3986 Posted December 10, 2015 Share Posted December 10, 2015 Fucking hell, the BBC have just played their shortlist of the ten best songs of the year. I've never felt so old in my life.Unsurprisingly I'm not up with "popular" music but I was lucky enough to hear an Adele song last week - River Lea I think it was called - which was the most vacuous piece of shit I've heard for years. Didnt really make me feel old - just lucky I have a bit of (subjective) taste. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 9015 Posted December 10, 2015 Share Posted December 10, 2015 Fucking hell, the BBC have just played their shortlist of the ten best songs of the year. I've never felt so old in my life. BBC radio 1's top 10, surely? Doubt 6 Music would have you feeling so old. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 26471 Posted December 11, 2015 Share Posted December 11, 2015 I was putting the bin out before work and thought that while I was out there I'd warm the car up. Got in switched all on, got out and watched as the car rolled backwards, through the fence and into the back garden. Fair to say I've had better mornings. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 19839 Posted December 11, 2015 Share Posted December 11, 2015 I was putting the bin out before work and thought that while I was out there I'd warm the car up. Got in switched all on, got out and watched as the car rolled backwards, through the fence and into the back garden. Fair to say I've had better mornings. you muppet Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34624 Posted December 11, 2015 Share Posted December 11, 2015 I was putting the bin out before work and thought that while I was out there I'd warm the car up. Got in switched all on, got out and watched as the car rolled backwards, through the fence and into the back garden. Fair to say I've had better mornings. Top o the mornin' to ye! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 26471 Posted December 11, 2015 Share Posted December 11, 2015 There isn't a scratch on it tbf. Fence is fucked though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 17828 Posted December 11, 2015 Share Posted December 11, 2015 How did that happen? My car won't budge an inch without the driver seat belt on. Pain in the arsenal sometimes but can now see it's advantages..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 26471 Posted December 11, 2015 Share Posted December 11, 2015 The parking break automatically released when I switched it on with my foot on the break. Normally when I'm getting out I switch it off and remove the key and the parking break automatically engages, this time obviously I left it running and the parking break remained off. It's easier though just to say that I'm a fucking idiot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 3997 Posted December 11, 2015 Share Posted December 11, 2015 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 30458 Posted December 11, 2015 Share Posted December 11, 2015 The best bit of driving since him out of East17 managed to run himself over Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 14068 Posted December 11, 2015 Share Posted December 11, 2015 "STAY NOW!" ... "oh bollocks" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38829 Posted December 11, 2015 Share Posted December 11, 2015 Didn't that East 17 one somehow involve a baked potato? I'm just assuming Ewerk's did Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitman 2188 Posted December 11, 2015 Share Posted December 11, 2015 The parking break automatically released when I switched it on with my foot on the break. Normally when I'm getting out I switch it off and remove the key and the parking break automatically engages, this time obviously I left it running and the parking break remained off. It's easier though just to say that I'm a fucking idiot. Jesus! Did you have to go back inside and explain what had just happened to anybody? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 26471 Posted December 11, 2015 Share Posted December 11, 2015 @@ewerk is this the new audi you bought the other week Mercedes, aye. Just takes a bit of getting used to its quirks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 26471 Posted December 11, 2015 Share Posted December 11, 2015 Jesus! Did you have to go back inside and explain what had just happened to anybody? Thankfully not, I was more worried about the neighbours seeing it. Because if it were me I know I'd be thinking 'look at that prick, just fucked up his new car. Ha." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jill 0 Posted December 11, 2015 Share Posted December 11, 2015 Didn't that East 17 one somehow involve a baked potato? He claimed he'd eaten several large baked potatoes with tuna and had to lean out of the car to be sick, then managed to reverse over himself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38829 Posted December 11, 2015 Share Posted December 11, 2015 Christ, that's better than i hoped for. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 30458 Posted December 11, 2015 Share Posted December 11, 2015 Careful, Gloom http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-35068900 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 19839 Posted December 11, 2015 Share Posted December 11, 2015 RIP, my hoverboarding bredrin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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