TheGingerQuiff 2412 Posted January 30, 2020 Share Posted January 30, 2020 Global cri$i$ declared by WHO Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strawb 3659 Posted January 30, 2020 Share Posted January 30, 2020 Anyone else ever thought what they would do in worldwide virus/zombie situation? I like to think I would be the bloke who is immune and become king, more likely sprain my ankle day 1 and get ate. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 12767 Posted January 30, 2020 Share Posted January 30, 2020 I have and I mean this in all honesty, I'd be fucking useless. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 14051 Posted January 30, 2020 Share Posted January 30, 2020 It'd involve a lot less bureaucracy than dying the normal way, so I'm all for it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 19824 Posted January 30, 2020 Share Posted January 30, 2020 I’d just head to the Winchester, have a nice pint and wait for it all to blow over 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38756 Posted January 31, 2020 Share Posted January 31, 2020 I’d be away with the family, giving it Ray Mears, and welcoming the obliteration of the Instagram generation like a mad survivalist. Bring on the zombies/ infected Chinese lads. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 26334 Posted January 31, 2020 Share Posted January 31, 2020 I really need to put more thought into which shop I'd chose to loot for supplies. But they're zombies, they move at an incredibly slow speed, how hard could it be to get away from them? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 16635 Posted January 31, 2020 Share Posted January 31, 2020 I'd try and shag owt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34448 Posted January 31, 2020 Share Posted January 31, 2020 wykiki looting fannies! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 19824 Posted January 31, 2020 Share Posted January 31, 2020 Cornovirus hits the UK - first two confirmed cases confirmed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 17767 Posted January 31, 2020 Share Posted January 31, 2020 Cornovirus? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaddockLad 14585 Posted January 31, 2020 Share Posted January 31, 2020 According to the WHO If you drank this as a bairn you'll be immune 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 16635 Posted January 31, 2020 Share Posted January 31, 2020 @Gemmillbabes, please tell me its not you!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 12767 Posted January 31, 2020 Share Posted January 31, 2020 It’s in Newcastle as well So long, sweet world. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 16635 Posted January 31, 2020 Share Posted January 31, 2020 Nooooooooooooooooooo, not Gem Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGingerQuiff 2412 Posted January 31, 2020 Share Posted January 31, 2020 Just as we're about to get our country back as well Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 26820 Posted January 31, 2020 Share Posted January 31, 2020 Things we CAN'T get in the north east.... Trophies HS2 Like for like spending with the SE Dual carriageway to Scotland Rid of the mackems Things we CAN get in the NE..... A virus from China Sanctions if you're on universal credit 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tooner 243 Posted January 31, 2020 Share Posted January 31, 2020 7 hours ago, Dr Gloom said: Cornovirus hits the UK - first two confirmed cases confirmed is that according to the dept of redundancy dept? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 12767 Posted February 1, 2020 Share Posted February 1, 2020 I see Rio Ferdinand has advanced enough from grieving his dead ex-wife to make a reality show about his family struggling to accept their new step-mother. Jesus Christ, what a cunt. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaddockLad 14585 Posted February 1, 2020 Share Posted February 1, 2020 1 minute ago, Ayatollah Hermione said: I see Rio Ferdinand has advanced enough from grieving his dead ex-wife to make a reality show about his family struggling to accept their new step-mother. Jesus Christ, what a cunt. £££££££££££££ 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 26820 Posted February 2, 2020 Share Posted February 2, 2020 12 hours ago, PaddockLad said: £££££££££££££ I'd say he's more hungry for fame and attention. (Not saying he's not after cash as well). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGingerQuiff 2412 Posted February 2, 2020 Share Posted February 2, 2020 Probably a bit of pr to paint him as a human whilst his wife's body cools down Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 5906 Posted February 2, 2020 Share Posted February 2, 2020 1 hour ago, TheGingerQuiff said: Probably a bit of pr to paint him as a human whilst his wife's body cools down She died in 2015. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGingerQuiff 2412 Posted February 2, 2020 Share Posted February 2, 2020 And he'd proposed to somebody else by 2018. Didn't piss about did he? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sonatine 9991 Posted February 2, 2020 Share Posted February 2, 2020 Didn't he get caught cheating several times on his dead missus, too? Granted, I may have just made that up, but it seems likely Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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