Monkeys Fist 38966 Posted April 9, 2011 Share Posted April 9, 2011 Got a stomach bug and feeling shite, me arse is like a hot tap. Work out a method to view your own arse farting It was more sneezing than farting. I hope you weren't using a hanky ? Vicks Sinex. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ToonMarshy 2 Posted April 9, 2011 Share Posted April 9, 2011 Took a not so tactical chunder last night, all over my hair, the living room floor, my jeans (which for some reason are covered in blood) and the cushions - fell asleep on the kitchen floor despite he protests of the mrs - can't stop throwing up now. Anyone got any decent hangover cures? already sent the lass out to get me some 'ade' drinks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaddockLad 14756 Posted April 9, 2011 Share Posted April 9, 2011 Grand national day today....anyone remember sometime in the late 80s the old Gallowgate scoreboard displayed the winner of the race as "Liverpool Bear"?....which was fairly phoenetically accurate, but the actual winner was "Little Polveir", which flashed up a few minutes later Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Idioteque 0 Posted April 9, 2011 Share Posted April 9, 2011 I'm well and truely suffering today went the races yesterday, mixed my drinks too much Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Idioteque 0 Posted April 9, 2011 Share Posted April 9, 2011 I was busking last night, if anything I scared the people away from donating Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJS 3989 Posted April 9, 2011 Share Posted April 9, 2011 Been struggling all week with the pre-cursor symptoms of man flu (generally feeling shitty) but had started feeling better so yesterday went out for a few at dinner time and then post work - not pissed just a decent drink. It's failed miserably though - been feeling progressively worse as the day has gone on and now off to bed - can't see much of anything being done tomorrow. Hope its the last one before summer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 3997 Posted April 9, 2011 Share Posted April 9, 2011 Whatever happened to Manc Mag and Alex? Hope your both ok. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 35068 Posted April 9, 2011 Share Posted April 9, 2011 Jean Claude Van Damme: Behind Closed Doors is on ITV4 atm. Quality entertainment. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin 1 Posted April 9, 2011 Share Posted April 9, 2011 Whatever happened to Manc Mag and Alex? Hope your both ok. This forum has gone well downhill in the last month. I'm not surprised people are leaving. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38966 Posted April 9, 2011 Share Posted April 9, 2011 Jean Claude Van Damme: Behind Closed Doors is on ITV4 atm. Quality entertainment. So, does JCVD smoke the cock or what? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38966 Posted April 9, 2011 Share Posted April 9, 2011 Whatever happened to Manc Mag and Alex? Hope your both ok. This forum has gone well downhill in the last month. I'm not surprised people are leaving. The rot set in last January, around the 3rd. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin 1 Posted April 9, 2011 Share Posted April 9, 2011 Whatever happened to Manc Mag and Alex? Hope your both ok. This forum has gone well downhill in the last month. I'm not surprised people are leaving. The rot set in last January, around the 3rd. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 336 Posted April 9, 2011 Share Posted April 9, 2011 Whatever happened to Manc Mag and Alex? Hope your both ok. They are both fine, just busy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ToonMarshy 2 Posted April 9, 2011 Share Posted April 9, 2011 Took a not so tactical chunder last night, all over my hair, the living room floor, my jeans (which for some reason are covered in blood) and the cushions - fell asleep on the kitchen floor despite he protests of the mrs - can't stop throwing up now. Anyone got any decent hangover cures? already sent the lass out to get me some 'ade' drinks ice lollies, like polly pineapple and the like none of the "ice cream" types. was out from 3pm or so yesterday, got home around 4am not sure how, vaguely remember bumping into a boss type from work who i think said something sarccy which i have a feeling prompted me to tell him he was a twat. an evil mix of tequila and whiskey and vodka :/ was suffering this morning but icelollies and lucozade sport have sorted me out. Good Shout on those lollies by the way! cleared it up a right treat! Twas the mix of Gin, vodka and corona that got me last night i fear! always know better than to mix your drinks, but still can never stop yourself on the night! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holden McGroin 4973 Posted April 9, 2011 Share Posted April 9, 2011 Whatever happened to Manc Mag and Alex? Hope your both ok. They are both fine, just busy. Alex is too busy to post? "Its not me, its you" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 3997 Posted April 9, 2011 Share Posted April 9, 2011 Whatever happened to Manc Mag and Alex? Hope your both ok. They are both fine, just busy. Good to hear Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin 1 Posted April 9, 2011 Share Posted April 9, 2011 Whatever happened to Manc Mag and Alex? Hope your both ok. They are both fine, just busy. Good to hear Yep. Was starting to get worried for a minute. Zaza. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 336 Posted April 9, 2011 Share Posted April 9, 2011 Whatever happened to Manc Mag and Alex? Hope your both ok. They are both fine, just busy. Alex is too busy to post? "Its not me, its you" Oh he's busy alright. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Besty 4 Posted April 10, 2011 Share Posted April 10, 2011 BBQ and the match, sorted. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38966 Posted April 10, 2011 Share Posted April 10, 2011 B&Q and the Match. Sortish. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChezGiven 0 Posted April 10, 2011 Share Posted April 10, 2011 Watching that McIlroy drop his arse in Augusta. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Idioteque 0 Posted April 10, 2011 Share Posted April 10, 2011 Was on Scott there ffs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin 1 Posted April 10, 2011 Share Posted April 10, 2011 I just can't stop shuffling. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holden McGroin 4973 Posted April 11, 2011 Share Posted April 11, 2011 I just can't stop shuffling. euphemism ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38966 Posted April 11, 2011 Share Posted April 11, 2011 I just can't stop shuffling. euphemism ? Nah- itchy haemorrhoid. Tell your Da to lay off your arse for a bit Kev. Time to stock up on Listerine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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