Monkeys Fist 38757 Posted April 15, 2011 Share Posted April 15, 2011 Healthy or not, it's ready now so I'm off to neck it! Later doodies Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Idioteque 0 Posted April 15, 2011 Share Posted April 15, 2011 from this to this I am dissappoint Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJS 3978 Posted April 15, 2011 Share Posted April 15, 2011 ^ Anyone else think the second is better than the first by several lengths of the A1? Just had the classic semi-drunken taxi rank shouting match - had just got to the front with about 15 people behind me when this cunt saunters past the queue as if to steam in to the next car so hit with my dulcet tones of "Ho shitbag - get to the fucking back" - bloke was about 6 ft 6 and more than 20 stone so obviously thought he was invincible so started muttering that I had my car so I could fuck off - told him to look at the queue behind me at which point my cabbie leaned across to say "don't worry mate, nobody will pick the fucker up now" and got on the radio to make sure. Life's little victories. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 336 Posted April 16, 2011 Share Posted April 16, 2011 from this to this I am dissappoint Dear god, she looks like a blow-up doll in that first pic Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McFaul 35 Posted April 16, 2011 Share Posted April 16, 2011 from this to this I am dissappoint Dear god, she looks like a blow-up doll in that first pic Not entirely a bad thing though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 13846 Posted April 16, 2011 Share Posted April 16, 2011 Got my new cahspoint card through the post and the dogs chewed it as it came through the door! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 8989 Posted April 16, 2011 Share Posted April 16, 2011 ^ Anyone else think the second is better than the first by several lengths of the A1? I was just thinking that. 1st one looks like any other trampy skank from the Whitley Bay grime holes, wackily dressed as a school girl for her mates 40th. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChezGiven 0 Posted April 16, 2011 Share Posted April 16, 2011 ^ Anyone else think the second is better than the first by several lengths of the A1? I was just thinking that. 1st one looks like any other trampy skank from the Whitley Bay grime holes, wackily dressed as a school girl for her mates 40th. Keep going.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 8989 Posted April 16, 2011 Share Posted April 16, 2011 ^ Anyone else think the second is better than the first by several lengths of the A1? I was just thinking that. 1st one looks like any other trampy skank from the Whitley Bay grime holes, wackily dressed as a school girl for her mates 40th. Keep going.... who gets clumsily fingered by a 20yr old kid working for River Island on the beach while her friends get a kebab... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Billy Castell 0 Posted April 16, 2011 Share Posted April 16, 2011 Well this is the internet equivilent of walking in on a conversation you wish you hadn't. Reminds me of when I was at Bedford College. Walked through some doors to hear some girl telling another "....and then he stuck the ice cube right up my cunt." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38757 Posted April 16, 2011 Share Posted April 16, 2011 When did you work at River Island then Fish? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 8989 Posted April 16, 2011 Share Posted April 16, 2011 When did you work at River Island then Fish? I'm not sure I like your tone, boy. Go shine my windows, shammy shucker Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 6434 Posted April 16, 2011 Share Posted April 16, 2011 Top Man, obviously. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38757 Posted April 16, 2011 Share Posted April 16, 2011 Geordie Jeans. Shall I run home and get my shine box? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin 1 Posted April 17, 2011 Share Posted April 17, 2011 Got a taxi home and the taxi man stunk of shite, he sat talking about ice cream and fudge :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 8989 Posted April 17, 2011 Share Posted April 17, 2011 Got a taxi home and the taxi man stunk of shite, he sat talking about ice cream and fudge :D Have we hounded CT out of the area? If so, sorry Kevin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McFaul 35 Posted April 17, 2011 Share Posted April 17, 2011 When you look in your pocket and you're expecting £60 to be there and there's 7 it's never the best of feelings imo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 8989 Posted April 17, 2011 Share Posted April 17, 2011 When you look in your pocket and you're expecting £60 to be there and there's 7 it's never the best of feelings imo. Do you have the accompanying hangover and kebab breath? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 26340 Posted April 17, 2011 Share Posted April 17, 2011 Got a taxi home and the taxi man stunk of shite, he sat talking about ice cream and fudge :D You sure he was a taxi driver? Tell us where he touched you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 3997 Posted April 17, 2011 Share Posted April 17, 2011 Girl fight broke out in the taxi last night because as one of them so eloquently put him "I cant fucking believe Im going home without a fuck, I always get a fuck. Its all right for you two, you've got cock waiting at home for you". This was a proper screaming slanging match. Luckily, the screamer was the first dropped off and her mates then apologised and told me how her going home unattended too was a very rare occurrence and they would not here the end of it all week!!!! And yes, she was a fat minger. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gejon 2 Posted April 17, 2011 Share Posted April 17, 2011 Girl fight broke out in the taxi last night because as one of them so eloquently put him "I cant fucking believe Im going home without a fuck, I always get a fuck. Its all right for you two, you've got cock waiting at home for you". This was a proper screaming slanging match. Luckily, the screamer was the first dropped off and her mates then apologised and told me how her going home unattended too was a very rare occurrence and they would not here the end of it all week!!!! And yes, she was a fat minger. Still should have shagged her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Besty 4 Posted April 17, 2011 Share Posted April 17, 2011 Was this before or after you had your way with Kevin? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 3997 Posted April 17, 2011 Share Posted April 17, 2011 Was this before or after you had your way with Kevin? After. He kept calling me daddy in his drunken stupor for some reason! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34454 Posted April 17, 2011 Share Posted April 17, 2011 Was this before or after you had your way with Kevin? After. He kept calling me daddy in his drunken stupor for some reason! That's cos you had your cock up his arse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin 1 Posted April 17, 2011 Share Posted April 17, 2011 I wuz sober Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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